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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 13:05 #113438

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dov wrote on 04 Aug 2011 00:59:

Want a sticker, too?

yes!!!
where can i get it?
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 14:11 #113449

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bardichev wrote on 03 Aug 2011 21:52:

im also a failure

oich meer a failure

good we have two failures

i dont learn enuff davin enuff shmekk tabbik enuff

i dont respect my parents in laws rebbes chideren enuff

i come late to shul to work to meetings to pta to the mikva to guitar practice

i drive in two lanes

i text the wrong people

i scream at nice neighbors

i am a horrible cook lightbulb changer boodi-giver

i cant dance ,badchan,sing yussileh rosenblatt

i burp ,i am sloppy messy rowdy

i am not carful with money time peoples feelings

im a total failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are just giving out all my info with another name.
wow
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 14:34 #113455

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my sticker wont fit on my gestaktlttzinfloigein
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 14:57 #113458

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bardichev wrote on 04 Aug 2011 14:34:

gestaktlttzinfloigein

this would fit on the sticker? no?
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 15:08 #113460

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Wowowowow, Bardichov, u cant make urself a failure and bail out! Ur the leader here, whose ganna say KOT when we need it? Ur the main trucker here, lol
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 15:10 #113463

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failure shmailure

i truck

BECAUSE i am a failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 15:12 #113464

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How can i become a failure too ? what the recipe ?
Yes We Can!!!, Yes We Can!!!, Yes We Can!!!,
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 15:41 #113469

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It's easy Shteegecher:

I use a mirror.

Then I always smile. Hashem loves a failure like me so much....and besides, when I am honest with myself, I always admit that I would not actually trade myself with anybody, no matter how screwed up I am today - and I believe that's the 100% truth for most people (maybe every people).

And then I take Reb b's battle cry and keep on lorrying!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 16:23 #113476

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today i am not a failure maybe tomorrow i will deserve to be on the 90 day chart maybe at the 4th day.
don't kill me if not because its very hard for me.
don't laugh from me please.
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 16:44 #113480

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if you think you are not a failure

ask your shvigger ;D
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 17:20 #113486

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Dov, are you serious, i'm Chosiddish, so, i will not look in the miror, but, i'm at day 83. I'm a Failure ? Hoshem creates only failures ?

Reb Barditchov, my shwigger likes me, she will not ay i'm a failure.
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 18:08 #113502

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it's an halacha in shilchun orich אסור לאיש להסתכל במראה it's not just a chasidos. but the halacha is that if u need too look for healtyness than u may look.
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 18:09 #113503

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and Chosidim don't even look for healtyness
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 18:18 #113508

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i've heard Chasidim asking for a 'gezint' shtickle kigel...

so how can you say they are not looking for healthyness?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Hello, I'm sorry 04 Aug 2011 18:32 #113511

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They find is in the kigel instead of the Mirror (Shpigeel), or they eat a shpiggel Iar or some cold chulint.
Yes We Can!!!, Yes We Can!!!, Yes We Can!!!,
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