quick ma'ariv.....
now, to break the seriousness on my thread...
i just got a letter in the mail which said:
                Dear addict,
    GyE is asking you to give your matanos la'evyonim this year to the Gye network.
We at GyE give out your money bo bayom. This year's hiddur is that we have specifically asked Gaurd to be a shliach to give out the money to the network himself.

    Dov will daven for you by the house of Bill Watson (was that the guy's name?....)
Dov ii will pray by kever rochel
    Bards will send you an autographed tissue
    And kedusha and dovid chaim and 7up and litakain will cry their eyes out for your recovery on purim day

  please consider and give now

our operators are waiting impatiently for your call

solenmly, solly solomon the solemn salmon

here is some serious thread...

ur-a-jew
i just raid your calvin post
please do this again

mom, is calling, iv'e been six for the last ten years
the radio flyer is a death trap
and i can't get misses wormwood or suzy outta my head
please

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 17 Mar 2011 15:49:


Gam Ani Mitztareif L'hanal

EBD, Rosh Agudas HaMath Atheists B'Eretz HaKodesh

Tzaddik!

You are now my rebbe.

I have to read your posts about this math thing, and apply them to all of the things that have gotten me terribly depressed lately.

You are a true inspiration!!!

E

do we let the thread just fade away till purim?......
GYE's please daven for one another
your teffilos will be answered
happy p
tz90

Have an awesome purim!

324 posts in your thread
divide by 3 for gye
equals 108
palga alai upalga aluch
equals 54
machtziso baboker umachtziso ba'erev
equals 27 first nite of Purim
27 second nite of purim
LECHAIM!

lisheim doing a daily post, bidcheeli uricheemi....(s/one on gye thought i was a chassid, funny? really im just a litvishe crackpot)

working on being happy with my lot in life
if im happy abt getting what i want, i'll never be happy

if im happy always with what i have, i'll always be happy

this should solve most of my problems in life

i'm glad it's this simple

then i'll be happy with.....and not look around

and i'll be happy with the situations i am in and not worry

i'll be happy that my cousin has a frog named Digit

the question is, if my cousin has a frog named digit,does that mean that the frog is my cousin? looking to understand.
love, yochai (who's yochai)

tomorrow is a new day of growth

new insights, maybe long informative and hurl-inducing posts


good night brothers,
avi

Avi!

A lesson to be learned...

E

BTW -You sound a bit too sober for Motzei Purim

our family has a strong tradition of getting wasted like cosmonaut frogs and not puking
i woke up just a bit more than an hour ago
drank half bottle of smirnoff
headache headache
but happy with my lot, what more can i truly have!

There was just a bus bombing here for the first time in years

it was on the #74 on way to Har Nof

do u know anyone in har nof? everyone does. Alot of talmidei chachamim live there....r ovadia...r shternbuch....
neve campus.....good old imrei shefer....r tzvi kushelefsky's....

no one's safe anywhere.
We need to be michazeik in.......so i looked in a new sefer today from R' Elya weintraub....he says a ben torah needs shmira from ......bad thoughts/women (GYE)........and..... lashon harah

we are working on the bad thoughts
let's also be michazeik in lashon harah

the chofetz chaim wrote alot of nice books that most people never even read
i made one step now-i took one off the shelf.....hashem help us heal and grow

we are here on GYE to grow

I remember reading a story from r mendel kaplan-he once said "a certain extreme group of jews are %100 right in their views-the problem is that they are missing a capful of ahavas yisrael
and if they are missing ahavas yisrael THEN IT DOESNT HELP TO BE %100 right"

gentleman, we can become clean, and tahor and kadosh
let's make it that it helps to be clean too

Tzaddik, from now bl"n I will redouble my efforts in Shmiras HaEyneyim, Shmiras HaPeh and Shmiras HaMachshavah.

May we be zocheh to be mesakein Machashavah, Dibbur, and Ma'aseh -and thereby be zocheh to Shmirah Elyonah.

E

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POST

i would like to post s/thing which is defcon 2-3
but the spouse is on the phone 49 centimeters away....and she DOES read english

i have inside information (from her) that she will be mortified and unforginving if i even think of going to an SA meeting, which is what i wanted to discuss...more to come...

this important post will not really be ABOUT such a meeting, so even if you currently never plan on going to such a meeting, you can still participate in this discussion

its about actually facing mySELF and the fact that i, the big chashuv I, am a twisted freak sicko with an illness of hypersexuality, who is out of control and lower than a dog

it is about showing my face there and seeing people just like me, and making the transition from hiding this painful reality to facing it head on

you know what a deer does when the car lights are in his eyes
that's what im doing now

that's what i want to discuss

id love to go to such a meeting
it'll help me grow in my life,

and finally leave the fetishes and women and weird sick stuff behind

and just be clean lick a whistle

spouse is now a few meters away

and my problem was not just p&m
it was more
and that is painful to face

if only the cavalry could come and spit in my eye, and say "TZADDIK-YOU ARE A SICKO FREAK AND A GREAT GUY-ITS NO STIRAH"
right?.....
more to come...

drama....

action....

GET DOWN!!!

GET DOWN AGAIN!!!!

sorry, i keep on having recurrent thoughts of arnold...and....and...