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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:22 #99034

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btw im studying college level math! try this!

f (x)=2x+4 - g (x)exponent 2 -2?
i do know the answer!
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:24 #99035

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gesher your last post was a little over my head, but either way im not the tech around here/also, sheidim stole my REPLIES TO UR POSTS button cuz i used to have it and now its not there

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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:25 #99036

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tzadik, remember the serenity prayer
if you can't change it then it's not your responsibility
your job is checking the tomatoes at pizza uri
if the family is a bissel whatever it is not a reflection on you
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:26 #99037

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see those 2 posts slipped right by me! I kept pressing the show replies button and it didnt show anything.
So who's the techy round here?
ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:28 #99038

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OH GOOD! Zemiros is here! You see I dont have all these suggestions down pat yet. I got alot of learning to do. Glad someone who knows what they are doing is paying attenton.  :-[
ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:29 #99039

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It's over.
phone call lasted 24 minutes. handled it great.
Truth is that i called gesher and zem for reinforcements just because i wanted to fortify myself with some extra kryptonite
but im actually so strong and healthy (relatively to before) that i almost always know how to cruise through these calls nowadays

How come no one ever calls me to ask how im doing?
or my angel fish
or my kids....well....that they actually do call for
or my canker sore on my tongue
or my guns and roses tatoo on my back just kidding
but i used to go to the sadigerer mikva out on shmeel hanuvi street, near ohr sameach, and you'd see guys in the mik with dragons, ships, R chaim in stencils i bet he was never yet mentioned by name on this forum

Im okay. thank u calvary. at ease. please, make ur selves at home. TEa? cofee?
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:32 #99042

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Chasdei Hashem! Glad to hear!
Kol HaKavod!
ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:34 #99043

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i'll go for some killer whale tea please with a plate of crumpets

and gesher, i am no more of an expert than any of you
i just happened to be posting jokes here longer than you
am still a certified bozo
it's an incurable disease

tzadik90, how are the angelfish? and the pet iguana?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:35 #99045

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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
I wanna be a certified bozo too!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:38 #99047

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u will need to go to clown school
it's next door to the school of hard knocks
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:39 #99048

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oh no! not more school!
ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 16:41 #99049

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you know, my great grandfather was a certified clown in bialystok, the family still's got the paper

in yeshiva i remember some guys shoplifted an iguana

as far as the angel fish, theyve seen better days-i mean, theyre collecting alotta dust rotting out on my din din table
i gave most of my fish to a fellow gye....

whale tea is certified by kf of london as well as neturei karta of teheran, is that okay for you? Remember, gye is for dati ppl of all stripes
red....
white...
blue...
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 17:02 #99061

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So T90,

Is it true that the Sadigerer mikvah actually has fish in it?
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 17:16 #99065

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dov wrote on 01 Mar 2011 17:02:

So T90,

Is it true that the Sadigerer mikvah actually has fish in it?


Well, a shark is a fish, isn't it?
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: HELP-SOS 01 Mar 2011 17:21 #99066

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i thought the turnstile kept the fish out, or did it keep them in?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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