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TOPIC: Wheres everyone from 10714 Views

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 18:48 #14781

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Is that a religious kibbutz? ;D Sorry, just tired....
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by saintdick.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:17 #14785

bardichev

OK OK

THIS IS A VERY HARD QUESTION

WHER IS OUT OF TOWN??

OK IF YOU LIVE IN THE EPICENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, YERUSHALAYIM YOU GUYS ARE IT ZEH HOOO

BUT FOR US CHUTZNIKS AS YOU (AMERICAN ISRAELIS

) LOVE TO CALL US

HERE GOES

BEEP BEEP ** DISCLAIMER***

THIS IS NOT A TRUE GEOGRAPHICAL THESIS

IT IS INTENDED TO BAISE YOUR BBC ( BARDICHEV BLOOD CELLS ;D )

IF YOU LIVE IN BORO PARK THEN THE WORLD IS A FEW BLOCKS LONG & A FEW AVENUES WIDE
MONSEY TO YOU IS THE HILLS BEFORE THE COUNTRY
QUEENS TO YOU IS NEXT TO THE BIG AIRPORT THAT GOES TO ERETZYISROOL
SO OUT OF TOWN IS ...
ANY WHERE YIDDISH IS NOT SPOKEN CANNOT GET A MINYAN 24/7 OR BUY CHULENT 6 DAYS A WEEK

IF YOU LIVE IN FLATBUSH THEN THE WORLD IS A FEW BLOCKS LONGER & A FEW AVENUES WIDER
MONSEY TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR COUSINS LIVE
QUEENS TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR BROTHER LIVES AND IS STILL CONSIDERED A BONAFIDE JEW
SO OUT OF TOWN IS ...
ANY WHERE JEWS DONT WEAR "ONLY" DESIGNER CLOTHES, SPEAK QUIETLY , SHOP IN TARGET, ANY TOWN THAT HAS FEWER THAN 10 PIZZA SHOPS 10 RESTARAUNTS 10 SUSHI PLACES

IF YOU LIVE IN QUEENS ,CARFULL YOU ARE GETTING VERY CLOSE TO OUT OF TOWN
BORO PARK TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR GRANDPARENTS LIVE
FLATBUSH IS WHERE YOU USED TO LIVE ...
OUT OF TOWN IS..
MONSEY&LAKEWOOD

MONSEY HMMM THAT IS A REAL TOUGH QUESTION LETS CALL IT ALMOST OUT OF TOWN
LAKEWOOD VERY MUCH BECOMING THE 6TH BORO OF NEW YORK

BALTIMORE DEFINATELY OUT OF TOWN ALWAYS WILL BE EVEN IF THEY ANNEX YOU WITH THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE

Last Edit: by RMT.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:41 #14790

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	i havent even finished reading the post and im laughing out loud ;D Dov, you also put a smile on my face... this is fun...
	Last Edit: by tryingagain.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:42 #14791

bardichev	HEILIGE STRUGGLE AMERICA IS A BIG PLACE (ALMOST AS BIG AS BOROPARK) I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD I HAD TO STOP ;D ;D ;D
	Last Edit: by Zuggyman613.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:46 #14792

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	What about New Joysey?! They don't get credit for being out of town. Teaneck? No way! Not even West Orange... Maybe Cherry Hill...
	Last Edit: by hope1234.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:51 #14794

the.guard Current streak: 745 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	Anyone suffering from BDS needs to come to this thread. Spread the word!
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: by askrtaub.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 19:53 #14795

bardichev	TEA NECK OH THAT IS THE BACK YARD OF MONSEY WEST ORANGE HUH COME AGAIN CHERRY HILL HAHAHA WHEREIS THAT??? THAE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL IS ...NEW JERSEY
	Last Edit: by Uzrainu.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 20:10 #14800

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	what light? that's what all the NYers have been thinking for years! from Europe to NY, NY to NJ... c'mon, the light is here! EY!!! eh, maybe NJ is a stepping stone?
	Last Edit: by magano17.

Re: Wheres everyone from 30 Aug 2009 22:23 #14823

Eye.nonymous OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2696 Karma: 15	struggle wrote on 30 Aug 2009 18:46: Here, though, it's all about kibutz galuyot. On this thread, aren't we all just kibbitzing?
	Visit me at Eye.nonymous official countAnd also check out Additional Tools for recovery Last Edit: by Mvha8512 .

Re: Wheres everyone from 31 Aug 2009 05:20 #14840

bardichev

woodford reserve
has been succsessfully tested as being a cure to bDS
LAB RATS THAT WHERE INJECTED WITH LOW DOSES OF WOODFORD SEEMED TO DANCE AND CLAP THIER HANDS.ANOTHER GROUP OF RATS WHERE GIVEN A PLACEBO OF OLD WILLIAMSBURG ALSO GOT VERY EXCITED BUT NOT LIKE THE GROUP OF WOODFORD RATS
SO HERE WE HAVE "PROOF"
WOODFORD REALLY WORKS

DR. BAR D. CHEV
THE WOODFORD INSTITUTE of
MEDECINE CARRIED OUT THIS EXPERIMENT

Last Edit: by Sarag.

Re: Wheres everyone from 31 Aug 2009 05:33 #14842

habib613	you crack me up ;D
	Last Edit: by aryehbenzion@gmail.com.

Re: Wheres everyone from 31 Aug 2009 05:54 #14845

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	Reb Dr. B., ;D ;D We might have to some follow up research before reaching any far reaching conclusions. After all, were they all Boro Park rats?
	Last Edit: by bhbesimcha.

Re: Wheres everyone from 31 Aug 2009 13:34 #14893

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	I'm calling the SPCA immediately!! ....hic!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by Battling.

Re: Wheres everyone from 01 Sep 2009 01:23 #15025

Hoping Current streak: 361 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 202 Karma: 0	Mr. B you made me laugh so hard. And I really needed a laugh today.
	Last Edit: by rabinachman.

Re: Wheres everyone from 01 Sep 2009 04:24 #15040

Sturggle Current streak: 178 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1706 Karma: 1	Hoping, have you ever heard of laughter therapy? I think Dr. B. might be certified! people just get together and roll around on the floor laughing!
	Last Edit: by Really12.