OK OK
THIS IS A VERY HARD QUESTION
WHER IS OUT OF TOWN??
OK IF YOU LIVE IN THE EPICENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, YERUSHALAYIM YOU GUYS ARE IT ZEH HOOO
BUT FOR US CHUTZNIKS AS YOU (AMERICAN ISRAELIS
) LOVE TO CALL US
HERE GOES
BEEP BEEP ** DISCLAIMER***
THIS IS NOT A TRUE GEOGRAPHICAL THESIS
IT IS INTENDED TO BAISE YOUR BBC ( BARDICHEV BLOOD CELLS ;D )
IF YOU LIVE IN BORO PARK THEN THE WORLD IS A FEW BLOCKS LONG & A FEW AVENUES WIDE
MONSEY TO YOU IS THE HILLS BEFORE THE COUNTRY
QUEENS TO YOU IS NEXT TO THE BIG AIRPORT THAT GOES TO ERETZYISROOL
SO OUT OF TOWN IS ...
ANY WHERE YIDDISH IS NOT SPOKEN CANNOT GET A MINYAN 24/7 OR BUY CHULENT 6 DAYS A WEEK
IF YOU LIVE IN FLATBUSH THEN THE WORLD IS A FEW BLOCKS LONGER & A FEW AVENUES WIDER
MONSEY TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR COUSINS LIVE
QUEENS TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR BROTHER LIVES AND IS STILL CONSIDERED A BONAFIDE JEW
SO OUT OF TOWN IS ...
ANY WHERE JEWS DONT WEAR "ONLY" DESIGNER CLOTHES, SPEAK QUIETLY , SHOP IN TARGET, ANY TOWN THAT HAS FEWER THAN 10 PIZZA SHOPS 10 RESTARAUNTS 10 SUSHI PLACES
IF YOU LIVE IN QUEENS ,CARFULL YOU ARE GETTING VERY CLOSE TO OUT OF TOWN
BORO PARK TO YOU IS WHERE YOUR GRANDPARENTS LIVE
FLATBUSH IS WHERE YOU USED TO LIVE ...
OUT OF TOWN IS..
MONSEY&LAKEWOOD
MONSEY HMMM THAT IS A REAL TOUGH QUESTION LETS CALL IT ALMOST OUT OF TOWN
LAKEWOOD VERY MUCH BECOMING THE 6TH BORO OF NEW YORK
BALTIMORE DEFINATELY OUT OF TOWN ALWAYS WILL BE EVEN IF THEY ANNEX YOU WITH THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE