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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:05 #16614

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i hear, i hear...

well interrrnet is not really hebrew anyway. nor are many other words used around here these days...
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:07 #16616

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exactly! i rest my case!
I am proud of myself today because of who I am becoming with progress, not perfection
one day at a time
I am a pickle, and I'll never be a cucumber again. and pickles are YUM!

my thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/6-Women-on-the-way-to-90-Days/248941-Letakains-internet-addiction-journal
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:13 #16621

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shkoyach...

WE LOVE YOU GUARD!!!
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:32 #16631

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Momo wrote:

Guard, I actually thought you meant that if you never got involved with this site and forum (meaning, if you weren't Guard but rather whatever your name is), you would be spiritually dead like the rest of us.


Wow, now that's deep.... That must be what I meant. Thank you Momo, I just love you!! (I keep getting more and more impressed with how deep my words are, and I had no idea. Like I said, without Guard I'd be nothing)

Ok, here's a hint to what I truly meant (well, at least I thought of this now): Ask Bardichev to pronounce Guard.

(Sorry if you can't read that. Hints have to be small).
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:38 #16633

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Excuse you. Just because some here don't talk like normal NY-ers is nothing to be ashamed of. I lost my NY (normal) accent ~10 years after moving south and have been talking funny ever since.... 8)

Oh, and I love Guard, too.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 16:42 #16634

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bs"d

letakain, beautiful!!! Keep writing, rhyming, making songs!
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 20:01 #16692

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guardureyes wrote on 08 Sep 2009 16:32:

Momo wrote:

Guard, I actually thought you meant that if you never got involved with this site and forum (meaning, if you weren't Guard but rather whatever your name is), you would be spiritually dead like the rest of us.


Wow, now that's deep.... That must be what I meant. Thank you Momo, I just love you!! (I keep getting more and more impressed with how deep my words are, and I had no idea. Like I said, without Guard I'd be nothing)

Ok, here's a hint to what I truly meant (well, at least I thought of this now): Ask Bardichev to pronounce Guard.

(Sorry if you can't read that. Hints have to be small).

TrYiNg wrote on 08 Sep 2009 09:17:

I thought he meant HKBH...


well, now that Guard is spilling his secrets..., I think you may be right Trying...

I think she should get the credit if that's what you're on about Guard
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Sep 2009 20:10 #16694

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Ok, here's a hint to what I truly meant (well, at least I thought of this now): Ask Bardichev to pronounce Guard.


GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 09 Sep 2009 03:49 #16784

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Is this just getting deeper by the min. or am I just a Klutz Kup? or maybe a little bit of both?

E.L.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 09 Sep 2009 08:32 #16820

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Efshar, A LOT of both.


well, now that Guard is spilling his secrets..., I think you may be right Trying...

I think she should get the credit if that's what you're on about Guard


Finally someone is realizing who the real genius is... 8)
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 09 Sep 2009 08:38 #16822

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you go girl! :D
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 09 Sep 2009 14:49 #16897

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CHICAGO (PRONON. TSHI-KAW-GO) ITS GArrrrD THE "A" GETS A PASACH ALEF

BOSTON (PRONON, BAHHH-STIN) ITS GAHHD "CHATAF" PASACH ALEF

BROOKLYN NY (POHNOUSD BOOHK-LIN NI YAWK) IT' G-O-D (LIKE OMG) ITS LKE A BRISKER "AYIN"

MELBOURNE AUSSIE ITS SIMILAR TO BOSTON BUT YOU SMIIIIIILE AS YOU SPEAK (SO SWEEEETS)

LONDON ENGLAND ITS GUD ALMOST LIKE SHEVET GUD

YERUSHALAYIM (TWO PRONON. NATIVE YERUUSHALMIS YEH-CHOO-SHLAY-M) GACCHHD
  YERUSHALAYIM 2 (AMERICAN ISRAELIS YEH-ROOO-SHAH-LAY-IMMM) ITS OH MY GUARD!!
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 10 Sep 2009 05:31 #17093

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Trying,

I can always rely on you when I need a dose of some extra low self asteem.

Gevald! U made my day/night
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 10 Sep 2009 07:33 #17111

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A man paces back and forth
across his bedroom floor.
His wife sits watching
she sees that he's sore.

"We have to do something",
he says suddenly.
"I can't bear to see the pain anymore.
We need to act quickly."

"Something must be done,
to help the yidden out there.
For they are suffering something terrible,
they're tearing out their hair."

"This illness has reached our community,
and it just cannot be ignored.
What can we do to help,
through his brilliant mind he pored."

Suddenly he smiled
as an idea came to his mind.
We'll make a website,Rebbetzin.
We're going online.

Day and night he worked,
info from everywhere he took.
He thought of ideas,
and opened the big book.

Finally he was ready,
the day had come.
A website with advice,link,
and a thriving forum.

The site grew and grew
the members increased.
And you might've thought,
his involvement would cease.

But he's there every day,
no matter how tired.
He reads everything,
puts thoughts to inspire.

He's funny and sensitive,
and commited to the end.
He's saved countless people,
marriages helped mend.

But he won't reveeal who is,
I geuss that's okay,
cause if I knew who he was
I'd probably be at his house every day.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 10 Sep 2009 07:45 #17116

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You're gettin better n better... Did you seriously not write before this?


But he won't reveeal who is,
I geuss that's okay,
cause if I knew who he was
I'd probably be at his house every day.


:D :D :D
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