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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 03 Mar 2011 17:39 #99434

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	you forgot the best part! what do you have against Admiral Ackbar?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 03 Mar 2011 17:45 #99435

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	I went back and added him. But he really does not belong there. Ein shtei melachim mishtamshim b'kesser echod!
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 03 Mar 2011 23:18 #99505

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David/Rage wrote on 03 Mar 2011 22:37:

...we all are so grateful for the emails and the endless work you do for this forum and for klal yisrael
...you are simply irreplaceable...you are totally ridiculously awesome and totally the dude....

Me3 wrote on 03 Mar 2011 23:57:

Rage, please delete that post before YH sees it and puts in that ridiculous thread where he collects all the stupid things people say about Guard.

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 07 Mar 2011 21:50 #100012

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	I've been thinking, maybe Guard isn't so bad after all... And besides he's much better then kedusha! [Moderator's note: Yachad Kulam Kedusha Yeshaleishu . . . ;)]
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 07 Mar 2011 22:32 #100035

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Me3 wrote on 07 Mar 2011 21:50:

I've been thinking, maybe Guard isn't so bad after all...

Haven't you been thinking like this for a while??
Me3 wrote on 07 Sep 2009 22:44:

Hey how did I miss this thread? TY Uri.

Count me in.

Btw one thing we don't give him credit for(besides our lives) is that he's actually very funny.

Anyway we are proud to have him as the head nut on the funny farm

Me3 wrote on 31 Aug 2009 16:18:

Kvod Kodshoi Hadmor M'Guard shlita

Over 2,400 posts being mechazek fellow jews!
A daily email doing the same!
A website devoted to kedushas yisroel!
And a whole lot more!

All I can say is with all those zechusim, could you please daven for us this Rosh Hashana?

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 07 Mar 2011 22:37 #100037

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	ben durdayah wrote on 07 Mar 2011 22:22: start screaming "Hear O' Addicts Guard is the Guard, Guard is one, d'ya hear me for cryin' out loud..."
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 07 Mar 2011 22:39 #100039

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	First of all, you didn't think I was serious in that last post did you (Well except for the part about Kedusha)? That was entirely in the Purim spirit. Second, you found 3 posts where I fell on my head and say something nice about Guard, how the dozens of other posts where I ridiculed! laughed at! lambasted! Scoffed at! and Threatened him? Those don't count? Sheesh.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 07 Mar 2011 23:04 #100051

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	גם אלה תשכחנה ואנכי לא אשכחך
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Mar 2011 17:39 #100162

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	ZemirosShabbos wrote on 08 Mar 2011 06:03: You know you're on GYE for a while when..... ...... You claim to be a chassid of kvod kedushas maran the heiliger Guard, saba kadisha of GYE, er zul inz firen akegen moshiach tzidkeinu ..... You call up Agudah and ask if you can put Guard as a write-in candidate for the Moetzes
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: 08 Mar 2011 17:42 by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 08 Mar 2011 21:04 #100205

me3 Current streak: 97 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1229 Karma: 9	Odd, the way I remember the story Joe Righteous was the one in the pit.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 13 Mar 2011 20:13 #100747

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	tzaddik90 wrote on 11 Mar 2011 11:04: I am thankful to GOd and Gaurd, and the va'ad harrabanim that have helped me along the way and I am proud to share
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 23 Mar 2011 16:49 #101739

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ben durdayah wrote on 22 Mar 2011 11:13:

Thank you Guard (where's Yosef HaTzaddik?) for setting up the 90 day chart in such a fashion that it records cumulative clean days -not just the big 90 day streak.

In this kind of situation -it's a gevaldig~~gggggg!~~e chizzuk.

If you keep writing similar posts, you can just add them here:

ben durdayah wrote:

Shkoiach Guard! (Where's Yosef HaTzaddik?)

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 23 Mar 2011 16:59 #101741

tzaddik90 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 668 Karma: 1	TELL THEM TO STOP SEARCHING THE MOUNTAINS WEV'E FOUND HIM EATING A SHWARMA ON MALCHEI YISRAEL MIAMI BOYS QUIRE WAS GONNA WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU HE SEEMS TO BE OKAY, IN GOOD CONDITION
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 23 Mar 2011 17:39 #101753

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	Gesher Tzar Meod wrote on 18 Mar 2011 00:07: Just wanted to say... THANK YOU GUARD!!!! Here I am jet lagged, awake by myself with nothing to do. and I am able to stay clean! Because I have somewhere to go... GYE
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Mar 2011 19:01 #102171

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	ben durdayah wrote on 27 Mar 2011 13:03: Guard's Brachos Work!duh! What'd you think? Call out the marketing experts -we will tour the tri-state area (masked of course) to raise money for Mosdos Guard, people will be lined up outside the house and down the block! Taramti V'noshati!
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .