Forum

Welcome, Guest

WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD

(0 viewing)

A platform of recovery for Jews who find themselves struggling with addictions to pornography, masturbation or other sexual problems. Post anonymously about your struggles without fear of anyone finding out who you are. Ask questions, post answers and be inspired! Get tips and guidance from the experts who moderate this forum, as well as from fellow strugglers.

Reply Topic

New Topic

Page:
1
...
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
...
22

TOPIC: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 22462 Views

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 10 Oct 2010 01:29 #80092

sunnycheetah84 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1043 Karma: 0	Me3, Thanks for the laughs. ;D k
	Rashi, Breishis (10:25) Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 24 Oct 2010 13:46 #81123

briut Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1425 Karma: 0	It looks like Guard has returned to his watch! Finally, the Royal Family is safe once more! Any new to report, oh heilige one? Has the entire Moetzes Aguda purchased K9 for every frum Yid in America yet? Or, have they convinced the Zionist conspirators who run Hollywood to turn off the star-making machinery of se*ual innuendo behind every ad and song and show? In other words, whazzup, bro?
	Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 24 Oct 2010 18:43 #81143

the.guard Current streak: 697 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6436 Karma: 137	Hi... long Motzai Shabbosim with no chizuk e-mails to write, means more time for the forum ;D The mo'etzes Gedolei Hatorah will be coming out soon with a Kol korei... Although it has been signed, I can't disclose the contents yet... Keep up the GYE spirit, fellow royals!
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 09:00 #81195

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	Remember to take your Vitamin D to boost your immunity! 7Up, I'll let you take over from here! :-[Oops; only saw this now. Well; if you took your chicken soup like a good Guard, then Im sure you're all better by now. And if you didnt, so refuah sheleima! Nice to have you back a bit ;)
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 19:30 #81273

the.guard Current streak: 697 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6436 Karma: 137	That phrase "like a good guard" really cracked me up ;D
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 19:32 #81276

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	guardureyes wrote on 25 Oct 2010 19:30: That phrase "like a good guard" really cracked me up ;D This 'ere Guard aint all he's cracked up to be.
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 20:28 #81286

the.guard Current streak: 697 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6436 Karma: 137	oops. I thought I heard something from 7up... Oh well, must have been the wind.
	Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest. Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:17 #81294

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	Yes. I always say "I don't know how R' Guard hears anything with that hat on."
	some of my threads Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:20 #81296

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	guardureyes wrote on 25 Oct 2010 20:28: oops. I thought I heard something from 7up... Oh well, must have been the wind. :o > > > I got wind of an obnoxious comment directed my way > Never wise to mess with a mom...
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:21 #81300

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	And by the way, where did my post about 'heads up' go too >
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:23 #81686

sunnycheetah84 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1043 Karma: 0	No wonder you two have the most posts on the forum!
	Rashi, Breishis (10:25) Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:38 #81689

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	kutan shel hachabura wrote on 27 Oct 2010 19:23: No wonder you two have the most posts on the forum! Dont know about Guard's, but MY posts are always deep and inspiring! :
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:41 #81690

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i am actually feeling very inspired now i think i will go get a can of 7up
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 21:26 #81711

sunnycheetah84 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1043 Karma: 0	7UP, we are feverishly working on the gematrias and mispar katan's (no pun intended) and other permutations of your post.... We will find that inspiration! ??? .... at the very least, it will keep us out of trouble! ;D
	Rashi, Breishis (10:25) Last Edit: by .

Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 28 Oct 2010 09:08 #81773

7yipol
Current streak: 3 days
OFFLINE
Platinum Boarder
YES HE CAN!
Posts: 4686
Karma: 12

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 27 Oct 2010 19:41:

i am actually feeling very inspired now

i think i will go get a can of 7up

;D I knew all along, this ZmerosShabbos was brilliant! ;D

kutan shel hachabura wrote on 27 Oct 2010 21:26:

7UP, we are feverishly working on the gematrias and mispar katan's (no pun intended) and other permutations of your post....

We will find that inspiration! ???

.... at the very least, it will keep us out of trouble! ;D

not finding it may reflect on the reader, not necessarily the author

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

Last Edit: by .