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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 10 Oct 2010 01:29 #80092

Me3,
Thanks for the laughs.
;D
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 24 Oct 2010 13:46 #81123

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It looks like Guard has returned to his watch!
Finally, the Royal Family is safe once more!

Any new to report, oh heilige one? Has the entire Moetzes Aguda purchased K9 for every frum Yid in America yet? Or, have they convinced the Zionist conspirators who run Hollywood to turn off the star-making machinery of se*ual innuendo behind every ad and song and show?

In other words, whazzup, bro?
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 24 Oct 2010 18:43 #81143

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Hi... long Motzai Shabbosim with no chizuk e-mails to write, means more time for the forum  ;D

The mo'etzes Gedolei Hatorah will be coming out soon with a Kol korei... Although it has been signed, I can't disclose the contents yet...

Keep up the GYE spirit, fellow royals!
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 09:00 #81195

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Remember to take your Vitamin D to boost your immunity!  7Up, I'll let you take over from here!


:-[Oops; only saw this now.
Well; if you took your chicken soup like a good Guard, then Im sure you're all better by now.
And if you didnt, so refuah sheleima!

Nice to have you back a bit ;)
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 19:30 #81273

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That phrase "like a good guard" really cracked me up  ;D
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 19:32 #81276

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guardureyes wrote on 25 Oct 2010 19:30:

That phrase "like a good guard" really cracked me up  ;D



This 'ere Guard aint all he's cracked up to be.
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 20:28 #81286

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oops. I thought I heard something from 7up... Oh well, must have been the wind.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:17 #81294

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Yes.

I always say "I don't know how R' Guard hears anything with that hat on."


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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:20 #81296

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guardureyes wrote on 25 Oct 2010 20:28:

oops. I thought I heard something from 7up... Oh well, must have been the wind.



:o

> > >

I got wind of an obnoxious comment directed my way >

Never wise to mess with a mom...
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 25 Oct 2010 21:21 #81300

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And by the way, where did my post about 'heads up' go too >
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:23 #81686

No wonder you two have the most posts on the forum!

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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:38 #81689

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kutan shel hachabura wrote on 27 Oct 2010 19:23:

No wonder you two have the most posts on the forum!




Dont know about Guard's, but MY posts are always deep and inspiring!
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 19:41 #81690

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i am actually feeling very inspired now

i think i will go get a can of 7up
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 27 Oct 2010 21:26 #81711

7UP, we are feverishly working on the gematrias and mispar katan's (no pun intended) and other permutations of your post....

We will find that inspiration!    ???




.... at the very least, it will keep us out of trouble!  ;D
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Re: WE LOVE THE HEILIGER GUARD 28 Oct 2010 09:08 #81773

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 27 Oct 2010 19:41:

i am actually feeling very inspired now

i think i will go get a can of 7up


;D I knew all along,  this ZmerosShabbos was brilliant! ;D


kutan shel hachabura wrote on 27 Oct 2010 21:26:

7UP, we are feverishly working on the gematrias and mispar katan's (no pun intended) and other permutations of your post....

We will find that inspiration!    ???




.... at the very least, it will keep us out of trouble!  ;D




not finding it may reflect on the reader, not necessarily the author
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