zvi wrote:
inastruggle wrote:
(english accent)
why hello there, how do you do?
Don't insult English accents! (Or I'll insult American ones
)
An Israeli, a Brit, a Russian, a Vietnamese, and an American are sitting in a restaurant. A reporter comes by and asks, "Excuse me, but can I get your opinion on the recent grain shortage in the third world?"
The Brit asks:
ENGLISH ACCENT "What's a 'shortage'?"
The Vietnamese asks: "What's 'grain'?"
The Russian asks: "What's an 'opinion'?"
The American asks: "What's the third world?"
The Israeli asks: "What's 'excuse me'?"
Sorry i have a yetzer harah to reitz people un about their countries. (kuloh l'shem shamayim in order to remind everyone that we're jews in golus. it's obvious right?)