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Re: The mouse being honest 11 Oct 2010 16:30 #80207

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We love the mouse-man!

(squeak! squeak!)

KOSOTT! (keep on squeaking on that tricycle!)
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The mouse being honest 11 Oct 2010 20:44 #80228

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dov wrote on 11 Oct 2010 16:30:

We love the mouse-man!

(squeak! squeak!)


DON"T LET YOUR WIFE HEAR YOU SAY THAT!!!
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Re: The mouse being honest 11 Oct 2010 20:52 #80230

Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 11 Oct 2010 20:44:

dov wrote on 11 Oct 2010 16:30:

We love the mouse-man!

(squeak! squeak!)


DON"T LET YOUR WIFE HEAR YOU SAY THAT!!!


True... she is probably frightened stiff of mice! I remember bringing up the idea of getting a pet one.... ;D ;D ;D

So, we had to make do with a pet bird for a while... but then it flew away by accident.

Right now, I have two pet mosquitoes, in a 64 ounce bottle with some water on the bottom. Had three, but one died. Probably due to starvation.

Looking for volunteers to feed the mosquitoes....

Anyone?

(true story, by the way)
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Re: The mouse being honest 11 Oct 2010 21:08 #80233

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kutan shel hachabura wrote on 11 Oct 2010 20:52:

Right now, I have two pet mosquitoes,

what are their names?
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: The mouse being honest 11 Oct 2010 21:11 #80234

Buzzy and Stingy.

Problem is only trying to tell them apart.
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Re: The mouse being honest 12 Oct 2010 03:29 #80264

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Hey, that's great! Cecil B. DeMille is looking for some mosquitoes as extras in a sequel to "Ben Hur", titled "My Zaide, Charlton Heston", sponsored by "Off".

Ask Stingy and Buzzy if they 'want out' of the bottle and 'in' to stardom ....sounds like something you'd say to am alkie! (out of the bottle...heheh....never mind.. ;D
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The mouse being honest 12 Oct 2010 13:06 #80275

dov wrote on 12 Oct 2010 03:29:

Hey, that's great! Cecil B. DeMille is looking for some mosquitoes as extras in a sequel to "Ben Hur", titled "My Zaide, Charlton Heston", sponsored by "Off".

Ask Stingy and Buzzy if they 'want out' of the bottle and 'in' to stardom ....sounds like something you'd say to am alkie! (out of the bottle...heheh....never mind.. ;D


:$$$
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Re: The mouse being honest 12 Oct 2010 13:06 #80276

Hey, Honest, can you please check in and tell us how you are doing?

Please?

k
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Re: The mouse being honest 13 Oct 2010 21:06 #80411

Hi

sorry ive been away for a while but thinks for keeping the comedy going in my absence! the last two nights, instead of my alloted time for the forum, i was finishing my step 4 sheets for the 5th step call and actually having the 5th step call. I now have a deeper understanding of the term 'hashkofo' ie outlook or perspective.

The way we react to life and it's specific issues is totally connected to our perspective on it. look at the world through different glasses and its a much better place, thus limiting the need for lust. Now it's just a matter of putting that into practice and getting used to it...  :

Kutan - im just about to finish up my 2nd clean day (after a spree of 8 falls in a week  :-[  )

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Re: The mouse being honest 13 Oct 2010 21:10 #80414

Thanks honest for checking in.

To paraphrase the Zohar, there is no light like the light that emerges from darkness!

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Re: The mouse being honest 14 Oct 2010 13:46 #80455

honest mouse - af al pi shechoto, honest mouse hoo. I just fell again, with the internet this time, which hasn't been an issue for a while, but im not going to let the yetser drag me down about it. Its done, move on, think of a way to avoid it in the future, speak it out with my partner and keep smiling 
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Re: The mouse being honest 14 Oct 2010 13:59 #80457

THAT is what I call 'light'!


Thank you Honest mouse for leading the way!


By the way, one of my two mosquitoes dropped dead, and is now floating on the water in the bottle  >. Can't tell if it was Buzzy or Stingy. Anyway, I'm in the market for another one (that shouldn't be a problem this time of the year) and am desperately calling out to anyone who wishes to donate a little blood.

Sorry honest for posting this on your thread, but I can't imagine anyone else out there on GYE who would understand.

k
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Re: The mouse being honest 14 Oct 2010 16:15 #80460

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Re: The mouse being honest 14 Oct 2010 16:19 #80463

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Honest Mouse -
your attitude is the stuff of greatness, keep on inspiring us
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: The mouse being honest 14 Oct 2010 16:21 #80465

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kutan shel hachabura wrote on 14 Oct 2010 13:59:


By the way, one of my two mosquitoes dropped dead, and is now floating on the water in the bottle  >. Can't tell if it was Buzzy or Stingy. Anyway, I'm in the market for another one (that shouldn't be a problem this time of the year) and am desperately calling out to anyone who wishes to donate a little blood.



please accept my sincere condolences sniff, sniff
i think it might have been Dov's mention of "Off", y'know, emotional trauma
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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