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Re: Murder or pork? 16 Apr 2010 03:14 #61532

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dov wrote on 16 Apr 2010 03:05:

aghhhhaaa ghaaa, ngaaaa!!! Wooo-wooo, ngingiiii, wahhh.  ohh ghhayy?


"Dovish" is a language of the veteran....
Little guys like me often miss the boat...

But I think I may have 'gotten' this one...

Here goes:
Harav Dov is saying that the whole "tonsil flavored ice cream thing..." is  :o nauseating... (Seemingly in jest...)

Evidently I'm not fully dumb, I sometimes make the boat...
;D :D
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Re: Murder or pork? 16 Apr 2010 04:26 #61539

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Never had my tonsils out, but when folks do, they really sound like this! It's the way our entire family sounds at the Shabbos table while waiting for the last guy to wash!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Murder or pork? 16 Apr 2010 04:29 #61540

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOppppppppppssssssssssssss
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Re: Murder or pork? 16 Apr 2010 04:32 #61541

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You are not dumb, and yet you didn't make the boat - cuz you are the boat, man....
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: Murder or pork? 17 Apr 2010 21:26 #61692

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thx. i needed a good laugh...just had mild run in with my boss...

one of these days I will learn not to take what he says so seriously...
after all it just  a job!

B"H it is NOT D'vakas!

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Re: Murder or pork? 27 Apr 2010 10:59 #63229

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גר"א משלי (יט:ג) – אולת אדם תסלף דרכו, ועל ה' יזעף לבו- לפעמים אדם מתחיל ללמוד תורה ולעשות מצות ואח"כ פורש מחמת שקשה לו מאד לפי שאין מסייעים לו, וזועף על ה' למה לא סייעהו, ובאמת הוא מחמת אולתו. והיינו, כי כל אדם צריך לילך כפי מדרגתו ולא לקפוץ, ואז ילך לבטח בדרכו... אך זה האדם לא התחיל לילך בדרכו לכך לא סייעוהו. וזה אולת האדם, כלומר מחמת אולתו, שעשה בלי ישוב הדעת, סילף דרכו והוא זועף על ה' למה לא סייע לו.


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Re: Murder or pork? 27 Apr 2010 13:17 #63251

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Gorgeous, just gorgeous. Thanx, Tried.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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