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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:32 #21442

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Ok, lets make something real clear - I am GUY. an obnoxious smelly male. I like guns and krav maga and do not ever say GEVALIG! HUGS! (not that I have anything against those who do. Or who know which season's blue is out and wouldn't be caught dead in it).

My nisayon is John's wife, not John. Trust me here. I've done extensive research which has landed me here.

What made you think I was a girl? Don't the  have the "special group" notation?

REPEAT:MALE! URI, COME BACK!!!!!!
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:37 #21446

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kutan shel hachabura wrote on 01 Oct 2009 15:58:

G38 wrote on 01 Oct 2009 15:03:

Kanesher

If I am not mistaken you are a lady.

For a man the Nisoyen never stops by looking, plus that looking itself is a result of lust which can be prevented.


Being an expert at eagles (vultures), I'm pretty sure Kanesher is male.

(Sorry, but there is a good chance that a nesher is really a vulture, rather than an eagle).

k



Rashi in Bava Basra says a Nesher is Vulture (old french). But I think that's more appropriate for me, as well

REPEAT: GUY! GUY! GUY! GUNS! MR. T! 3 DAY OLD SOCKS! I
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:41 #21448

  • jerusalemsexaddict
kanesher
i wasnt leaving cause i thought u were a girl
i was leaving cause he called u a girl and i figured you'd come in and machine gun the place

all the best
-uri
Last Edit: 01 Oct 2009 16:47 by Struggling17.

Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:42 #21449

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wow.
and i thought i was defensive about my masculinity...
Last Edit: 01 Oct 2009 16:45 by esti123.

Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:45 #21453

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Uri -I'm still not ruling anything out. But I've got good aim, you need not worry.
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:50 #21458

  • bardichev
kanasher male100%

no hugs no totty

im cool wth that

john is not ur problem neither is his wife
its the sirens his wife sets off and you are supposed to mature enough they are for john or yoeli or aviad or yankel  not you not me!!!!!

when i was small my mother said dont look in someone elses plate its not polite
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 16:55 #21461

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OK Kanesher, OK!

I don't know why I build up a profile of you belonging in the other side of the mechitse. (Now please change your socks, for heavens sake!)

Please accept my profound apology
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 17:12 #21465

  • bardichev
bardichev wrote on 01 Oct 2009 16:50:

kanasher male100%

no hugs no totty

im cool wth that

john is not ur problem neither is his wife
its the sirens his wife sets off and you are supposed to mature enough they are for john or yoeli or aviad or yankel  not you not me!!!!!

when i was small my mother said dont look in someone elses plate its not polite


kanesher can you please respond to this

i struggled with johns wife for a very very long time

i speak from pained experience

b
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 17:16 #21468

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If you want my opinion,that was an earth-shattering post!
Really brilliant!
Correct me if I'm wrong,but what you're saying is that
Contrary to the popular belief that we just want women for their bodies,
That's not true.
We want women for the flashing lights.
In other words
We want the lust
Not the women.
Women don't interest us.
Wow.
Brilliant.
I'm seriously in awe with my mouth wide open
You figured out the whole yesod to our issue.
Dov,what do you think
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 17:18 #21471

  • bardichev
doc dov we need you in the ER

plz respond!!
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 17:27 #21479

  • jerusalemsexaddict
It's all so clear now.
I've fulfilled fantasies with some of these girls (no married women ever thank G-d)
And I can tell you
Once it's over,you're totally not interested in her.
EVEN IN HER BODY
You just wanted that lust energy.
That lust nicotine rush
If we got it from cookies,we would all be obese and porn sites would be broke
im so impressed b!

Last Edit: 01 Oct 2009 19:27 by tryingharder.

Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 17:43 #21484

Uri wrote on 01 Oct 2009 17:27:


If we got it from cookies,we would all be obese and porn sites would be broke





That is FUNNY
Rashi, Breishis (10:25)
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 18:03 #21496

  • bardichev
DOV

GUARD

E.L.

YKV SHWRTZ

BATLLEWORN

PLEASE WHEIGH IN

KEDUSHSA ANYONE THIS IS BIGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 18:31 #21518

  • bardichev
Uri wrote on 01 Oct 2009 17:16:

If you want my opinion,that was an earth-shattering post!
Really brilliant!
Correct me if I'm wrong,but what you're saying is that
Contrary to the popular belief that we just want women for their bodies,
That's not true.
We want women for the flashing lights.
In other words
We want the lust
Not the women.
Women don't interest us.
Wow.
Brilliant.
I'm seriously in awe with my mouth wide open
You figured out the whole yesod to our issue.
Dov,what do you think



URI

I WILL EMBELLISH HERE A BIT

SINCE ITS THE SIRENS /LUST/ GET ME MY JOLLIES ETC

THAN GAZING AT WOMEN FOR OUR OWN SELF-INDULGENT PURPOSES IS

A FORM OF RAPE

WE NEED TO WORK ON THESE THOUGHTS

AND TRY TO INTERNALIZE THEM

IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT NOTHING WORKS

NOT TORAH NO MUSIC NO KARMA NO HUGS

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Re: John's Wife 01 Oct 2009 18:41 #21530

vee hust'de gehert vegen 'karma'?

Uri, modified this post for you:

Translation:

Hey, Mr. B., where'd ya learn about karma?
Rashi, Breishis (10:25)
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