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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 00:55 #51809

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I'd wear a paper bag on my head to daven with you!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 00:55 #51810

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shemirateinayim wrote on 08 Feb 2010 00:51:

Ok now who wants to donate the main entrance, complete with one of those pews to hold the 'complementary yarmulka'  and another one to hold the paper bags that everyone will wear on their heads!


LOL!  :D :D ;D ;D
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 18:19 #51960

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Still waiting for the Rebbitzen title to take a walk into the nearest lake....

Guard...
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 18:22 #51962

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7Up wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:19:

Still waiting for the Rebbitzen to take a walk into the nearest lake....

Guard...


Arent we all
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 18:25 #51963

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Me3 wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:22:

7Up wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:19:

Still waiting for the Rebbitzen to take a walk into the nearest lake....

Guard...
javascript:void(0);

Arent we all



For people who edit my posts to fit their own personal agendas:
I  wont walk into the lake;
rather,
ON the lake -
and then you will really be forced to show respect for the new religions Rebbitzen!
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 18:37 #51964

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Well didn't you ask for the the title to be removed?

I try to be helpful and this is what I get!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 22:20 #52044

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... and Me3's insulted when I mention that he can be "bitingly cynical" at times  :
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 22:36 #52064

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I was insulted about the "at times"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 23:10 #52091

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7Up wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:25:

Me3 wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:22:

7Up wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:19:

Still waiting for the Rebbitzen to take a walk into the nearest lake....

Guard...
javascript:void(0);

Arent we all



For people who edit my posts to fit their own personal agendas:
I  wont walk into the lake;
rather,
ON the lake -
and then you will really be forced to show respect for the new religions Rebbitzen!

Sorry, 7Up, but it's no big deal for Rebitzens to walk on water, so it wouldn't start any new religions. 
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 08 Feb 2010 23:22 #52092

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For the record, it's called "ICE". It happens when water freezes and then solidifies. We even have a mekor to this fenomina when Yaakov says "achalti kerach", which the medival comentator known as Rashi calls 'Glida'. 

But if you walked on actual water, yeh you'd definitely be my wife's new rebitzin, when I get married. Y'know, they say about the last mashgiach of lakewood, that there was once a big snowstorm, and he could n't find his galashes. So rather than miss his shiur/seder (however the ma'aseh goes) he walked to yeshiva in nothing but his regular pants and shoes. But his talmidim where astounded to find that his pants where PERFECTLY dry!!!! 

Try walking IN water and staying 100% dry

The biur, of the ma'ash was that he did his hishtadlus to stay dry, and thus not get sick. He coudln't find them. And therefor since he DID his hishtadlus to stay dry, hashem kept him dry even without them. Such was his darga of emunah. Yes they did call it a mofes.
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 09:45 #52140

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Me3 wrote on 08 Feb 2010 18:37:

Well didn't you ask for the the title to be removed?

I try to be helpful and this is what I get!


lol

Gotta admit I  missed that at first.
And hate to admit it was funny!



Sorry, 7Up, but it's no big deal for Rebitzens  to walk on water, so it wouldn't start any new religions. 


and here I thought I could be the first.

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Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 12:33 #52146

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Although i agree with Dov that you wouldnt be the first rebbitzen to walk on water, you would be the first though, to do it with so many of us here on GYE holding on to you!!!


Thank you Mom for everything! Although you havent been around much lately, what we got in the past will never be forgotten!!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 14:57 #52189

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imtrying25 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 12:33:

Although i agree with Dov that you wouldnt be the first rebbitzen to walk on water, you would be the first though, to do it with so many of us here on GYE holding on to you!!!


With a gartel, of course, like by a Mitzva Tantz! ;D
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 19:25 #52243

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MITZVAH TANTZ!!??

WHERE WHEN

YOU KNOW REBBES TANTZ MITZVAH TANTZ!!

OY YOY YOYOYOYOYOY!!!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:43 #52265

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hey, lets' make it long enought so we can play jumprope when we get bored. we tie one end to mom, and guard will swing the other sidewith his superhuman administrative powers. (Unless ME3 finds a way to override the system.
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