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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:47 #52268

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She may be annoying, but I never suggested we make 7up swing from the end of  a rope! Now, on the other hand Guard.........
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:53 #52272

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:-X :-X :-X :-X

Trying very hard to refrain from replying in case it breaks the bounderies of tnius


:-X :-X :-X :-X
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:56 #52274

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umm yeh, about that.....  :-X     (was that b4 or after this post, i forget when I got the hissorerus to finnaly say that)

I didn't mean feed her to the crocks, I meant swinging it like a jumprope, on our side of this mechitza. And I fugured that GUARD must also have a childish side to him (other than getteing the last word), and he can't jump and swing the rope at the same time!!! unless.....
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:58 #52276

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CH"V!

You want me to come over to the mens side?? :o
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 20:58 #52277

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mitzvah tantz jokes are only funny

very late at night when everyone is overtired and overwoodforded
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 21:02 #52279

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Me3 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 20:47:

She may be annoying, but I never suggested we make 7up swing from the end of  a rope! Now, on the other hand Guard.........


Me3, do I get to choose at least? I've always thought the best way to die would be like that Hershy's employer who drowned in a big vat of chocolate.
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 21:04 #52281

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guardureyes wrote on 09 Feb 2010 21:02:

Me3 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 20:47:

She may be annoying, but I never suggested we make 7up swing from the end of  a rope! Now, on the other hand Guard.........


Me3, do I get to choose at least? I've always thought the best way to die would be like that Hershy's employer who drowned in a big vat of chocolate.


Not a good idea - wouldn't that be breaking your diet? ;D
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 21:05 #52282

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!    iT'S CHALAV STAM!!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 21:08 #52283

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shemirateinayim wrote on 09 Feb 2010 21:05:



NOOOOOOOOOOO!!     iT'S CHALAV STAM!!


Oines rachmana patrei.
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 22:34 #52308

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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

This is the only reaction i have to the last few "jokes" posted!

Sorry but this forum is about being honest.
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 22:35 #52310

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imtrying25 wrote on 09 Feb 2010 22:34:

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

This is the only reaction i have to the last few "jokes" posted!

Sorry but this forum is about being honest.


Laughing until you have tears in your eyes?  Let's not get carried away, IMT! ;D
Just as an alcoholic needs to avoid that first sip, a lust addict needs to avoid that first slip.Slip today? No way! ;)Fall today? No way, Jose'!
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 09 Feb 2010 22:37 #52312

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Not funny Kedusha! >





















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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 10 Feb 2010 03:39 #52363

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IMT25  Did you ever hear the joke about the chassidish guy reading the anti-semetic newspaper. He was depressed, and wanted to have th ehanaah of hearing how the jews controll the world banks, and run the world!  Ok if you didn't then I killed it 4 you.

But there aren't so many happy announcements .... so we gotta have our fun making them up.

heryee Heryea read all about it:
    GUARD discovers brocken toilet seat in EL-AL bathroom. Sources close to the family say that he plans to use the $100million winnigs from the lawsuit, to support his world renown website GYE. In an AP article released last tuesday, the report described GYE as a uniqe 12 step program for SA, which encourages patients to drown their addiction at their local branch of the GYE Tavern. Bards, a local volenteer, who pours a shot of woddford to anyone walking through the door (unless they provide proof that they are the designated driver), declined to comment but was kind enough to offer our reporters a bottle for the way home.

                                               
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 03 Mar 2010 20:33 #56168

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shemirateinayim wrote on 10 Feb 2010 03:39:


heryee Heryea read all about it:
    GUARD discovers brocken toilet seat in EL-AL bathroom. Sources close to the family say that he plans to use the $100million winnigs from the lawsuit, to support his world renown website GYE. In an AP article released last tuesday, the report described GYE as a uniqe 12 step program for SA, which encourages patients to drown their addiction at their local branch of the GYE Tavern. Bards, a local volenteer, who pours a shot of woddford to anyone walking through the door (unless they provide proof that they are the designated driver)


...including proof of what vehicle they drive. (i.e. What kind of truck.)
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Re: The Shlichim of GYE 17 May 2010 04:21 #65687

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7Up wrote on 27 Jan 2010 20:16:


Other:

PR (spreading the word, advertising, getting Haskamos): Kedusha, Kutan

E-mail harvesting: Chazak

Israel Kumzitz Arrangements: ImTrying25


I dont care how Chazak he is; this "harvesting" word makes me think of organs  each
time I read it.
We may be SA but even we have limits!
New term needed immediately.
Who's the rewrite shaliach??


Thank you!
I wrote the same thing to the Guard and got that description removed.
However, later I saw that that is the exact techincal term for this!!!
There are actually programs that are called "Email Harvesters". Type that into
Google!
BTW "Chazak" is a verb, not a noun. It means "strengthen yourself". Or maybe in the posuk it means "He will strengthen your heart". I should look it up. But I do not mean it as a description of myself.
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