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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 18:37 #26292

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chill dude, that was a joke.  :D

A man once struggled to climb the highest mountains to reach the Great and wise Guru. When he got to the top, he finally asked the Guru to teach him some deep wisdom. After a few moments of deep meditation the Guru said, "life is like a river"... After a moment of silence and contemplation, the man finally asked, "your excellence, why is life like a river?"... Replied the Great Guru: "Ok, so life is not like a river".

Actually, I enjoyed it so much that I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes straight! (At least someone appreciates my really weird humor)...

Ok, as far as "not being gores you"... Check out today's chizuk e-mail  

And BTW, "Life is like a river" - I was hinting to what you said about "life is like a mountain"...
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 18:53 #26296

Hey, I-am-Trying, I know you didn't mean anything by calling us men perverts. You were just trying to say that the women don't mean what we read into it.
But it was a great opportunity to bring up what I did, so I did.

Check out Yechida's reflections (need to allot a bunch of time for this, but its a good investment), for more on this theme.

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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 19:24 #26303

bardichev wrote on 29 Oct 2009 18:18:



THERE IS NO CURE NO CURE NO CURE FOR BDS




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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 20:08 #26308

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And most of all i must be doing things right and my tricks are working cuz now i even got the attention of 7UP. woooooow. It was all worth it just for that.


:o :o :o

Gosh, I dont know what to say. :-X :-\

I never realized anyone was looking for my attention. Im honored.

And sorry I didnt stop by earlier.  :-[

Yikes!

Guys; youre supposed to give me a heads up when someone is out there looking for mom >
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 21:18 #26317

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:-\ :'( :-\ :'(...

sorry, mom.....

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 21:33 #26325

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dov wrote on 29 Oct 2009 21:18:

:-\ :'( :-\ :'(...

sorry, mom.....

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[


Forgiven.


This time
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 21:48 #26331

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imtrying25 wrote on 29 Oct 2009 18:19:

Ok ok everybody take it easy on the new guy on the block It seems that ever since ive joined ive just been getting bashed. :D Phew! But dont worry, like i told dov before as long as i know and feel that its coming from love i can take it all. SO BRING IT ON GUYS!!!

I wasn't saying that we should continue on this way chas vesholom. i was just saying that there is another side to this and women arent trying to provoke or trigger us and we should understand and realize that.


Gevalt! Sorry for coming off like I meant that you might have meant that! (...don't worry, I'm confused too!) It just felt like a good opportunity to put that idea out there. My apologies if it really wasn't. Besides, you sound a lot "tougher in the fibre" than most...good for you, brother!


Life is like a river.
What do you have against the corpse idea? Chukas hagoyim cuz of haloween, perhaps?  ;D

"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 21:51 #26333

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What do you have against the corpse idea?


Personally, I'm dead against death jokes :D
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 22:20 #26342

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Hey R Guard ivfigured it out i figured it out. Listen to this one. Life is like a river cuz we all just go with the flow but life is not like a river cuz a river just flows downstream and we have the oppurtunityn to make a u turn do teshuva and start going upstream!!! What do you think????

What do you have against the corpse idea? Chukas hagoyim cuz of haloween, perhaps?


Nothing against it dov i just didnt get the joke ;D
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 22:25 #26343

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Hey R Guard ivfigured it out i figured it out. Listen to this one. Life is like a river cuz we all just go with the flow but life is not like a river cuz a river just flows downstream and we have the oppurtunityn to make a u turn do teshuva and start going upstream!!!


Very good! A Rebbe in Yeshiva once said how life is like a river, the dead fish go with the flow, the live fish go against the flow!

P.S. Reb Dov, I didn't get the joke either. (But I sense it's deep. :D)
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Re: I'm Trying! 29 Oct 2009 22:42 #26351

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imtrying25 wrote on 29 Oct 2009 22:20:

Hey R Guard ivfigured it out i figured it out. Listen to this one. Life is like a river cuz we all just go with the flow but life is not like a river cuz a river just flows downstream and we have the oppurtunityn to make a u turn do teshuva and start going upstream!!! What do you think????



Hmmmm, this is sounding vaguely familiar Dr. Watson....
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Re: I'm Trying! 30 Oct 2009 11:17 #26395

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im back on the WOH. Who would of ever thunk that????? :D Lets hope this time its for good!! ;D  Well believe it or not its true. I had a real breezy day yesterday Baruch Hashem and hopefully we can keep this going. Todays friday so that means Shabbos is coming YESSSSS. Hey did i ever tell you guys about my addiction to shabbos???? Its really bad im not sure how to deal with it> The hardest part is when i have to go daaven maariv on motzai shabbos , i feel like i just dont want it to end. Btw i have this new addiction that im having real problems with. If anyone can help me out it would be a real lifesaver. IM TOTALLY ADDICTED TO THIS SITE CALLED GUARDYOUREYES Wow that was hard opening up about so be easy on me and understand my predicament.  Good Shabbos to all . I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS MORE AND MORE EACH DAY!!!!!!!




Hmmmm, this is sounding vaguely familiar Dr. Watson....

P.S. 7up , you should know that your not the first one to call me watson, honestly. But anyway why would you wanna make me feel dumb??? I worked hours and hours on putting that together and you just say that????? > ;D :D
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Re: I'm Trying! 30 Oct 2009 12:51 #26399

Addiction to GYE?
your are following a familiar pattern. we end up getting addicted to GYE.
I can't tell you the next step, though, because I'm still addicted  :D.

tell us more about your addiction to shabbos. Sounds interesting (and unique, for the most part).

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Re: I'm Trying! 01 Nov 2009 14:12 #26495

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hello everyone. Shabbos went by pretty quickly and we are still biking. Im totally not feeling well today. In the past that was a recipe for disaster. Not doing anyhting the whole day lying in bed bored stiff usually ended me up by my computer. But hey it still does. Only difference is now ive got a filter and im busying checking out all thye new posts on GYE. Also im adding in my two cents here and there so its kinda of keeping me busy. Anyways hope you all had a good shabbos and are ready for great new week.
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Re: I'm Trying! 01 Nov 2009 14:35 #26499

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Im totally not feeling well today. In the past that was a recipe for disaster.


I just put this post up yesterday on our site - special for you (i guess )
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