Sigh....
It has come time to tell the story of the day after...
While working in my store the day of the kumzits,I had a brilliant idea.
I would take some stickers that we use on the books and write everyone's name on it (GYE name and real name) so that way we'd be able to identify each other.It was more of a joke,ya know...
So that's what we did.
And one of the names was JerusalemSexAddict=Uri
Unfortunately for us(or IT rather),the stickers did not stick too well.
The day after the kumzits IT's wife is sitting on the couch when she notices something on the ground.
She picks it up.
Her face clearly registers shock.
She mouths the words over and over "jerusalem...sex....addict.......uri?" (she knows me,you see).
ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?!!
YOU LET SOME SEX ADDICT HOLD OUR KID!!!!
to be continued...
