Woodford sushi?! Sounds darn scary.

Herring = Farbrengen!!!

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Let's make cholint

Ill bring a huge army pot

What can you contribute

?

baseball bat stirrer

snowshovel ladle

Booondlich?

Flaish??

Bainnerr????

Knubble??

Shmalts??

Let's go be generous

And "creative"

you can wrap the kishke in Punxatawney Sam's raigen-mantel-me'il-mit-reflectors-and-built-in-mp3

soak the beans in the water on Route 17

Jolly Roger for bones

Blended penguin and 2kilo mikva hairs. Dont forget.
Also, mix mercury and lemon juice in a blowl and add cement.
Put in chulint, it adds texture, makes it thicker.

Cook chulint on car engine. makes it lower in fat.

mercury in the cholint is very teef

mercury is kesef chai which is midas yesod

chulint is actually referrence to chagat nehi, since its a bunch of the sheish kitzvos, so its a big chulint of kedusha.
          Now, as any mekubal will tell you, when you eat bards chulint, and are michavein, aside from the nec. yichudim,
and you try to be mamshich netzach in mah up to sag, and then raise up a little man if you know what i mean, then youll get back some ma'd, and a few rapach will just fly back up into the tarach.
  TALK ABOUT AN INTENSE CHULINT!

and by the way, how do i add a pic i already have on pc, to my gye profile-no yichudim please, just instructions, nice and easy

under Profile, go to Forum Profile, the first option on top is 'personalized picture'

and while we are on the topic of kabbalah
i once saw in Maor Vashemesh an important idea
he asks, what does the pasuk mean when it says סוד ה' ליראיו?
if it means Kabbalah why is it a secret? any Joe Shmoe can buy a sefer (or a book) and learn it and sound like a mekubal
He answers that the secret is not the system of partzufim shaimos zivugim and such. Rather it is how each person has a secret personal connection to Hashem, something that cannot be verbalized or expressed adequately to another person. That is the secret.

ATIK
ARICH
ABBA
IMMA
ZA
NUK
YAKOV
RACHEL
LEAH
oH YEAH!            And talk about a chassidic duo, u and me, i saw the same vort  on 4th] page of yosher divrei emess-tag team, whats UUUP (sorry, i get influenced by the guys i learn with sometimes
  but this is a chulint thread, so lets make a niglah chulint instead, in tachtis diasiya, oops!

kulanu le'cholint

tov hanirah vehaniglis

im harbeh garlic

oh, this chulints giving me such heartburn!!!

Zem, before you go to your shaar hakavanosto eat supper, let me ask you-i went to where you said-it asks whats my url, do i want to upload an avatar....._i dont know-i just want to serve hshem! btw, my pic is on my memory stick/drive f
    Help me, o valiant one

the good news is that i am feeling very valiant at the moment

and you can serve Hashem and upload an avatar

go back there, click on upload an avatar, browse to your memory stick, select the pic, click ok and walla!
our favorite tzadik umekubal has an avatar

the bad news is that penguin hair has caused some severe heartburn in clinical studies and should only be ingested if followed immediately by a glass of Binyamina Orange Chocolate liquer