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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:38 #428770

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If IBS basically means 'we have no idea what is wrong with your stomach', then is it a diagnosis on the patient or the doctors?
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
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Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:40 #428771

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You chap what a chill it was before cherem d'rabbeinu Gershom.

You get married as many times as you want.

Vibes.

 
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:48 #428772

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Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us."
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 06:50 #428773

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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:13 #428815

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
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Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:26 #428816

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My husband and I were happy for 20 years.
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 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
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Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 21:41 #428817

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
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Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:35 #428822

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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:37 #428823

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What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?
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 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:38 #428824

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This morning I accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I was already on the highway when I noticed I forgot my car at home.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:40 #428825

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I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies.

He said from now on I have to pay in advance.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:46 #428826

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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson asked my son the
question. 'Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do
they get there in the first place?' he asked innocently.

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in
disgust. 'You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's OK if you don't
know the answer.'
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 09 Jan 2025 23:59 #428827

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 10 Jan 2025 03:19 #428833

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tzaddikvikam13 wrote on 09 Jan 2025 23:37:
What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?
They both remove blackheads.

Bringing in the dark humor, loving it!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
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Re: אוכל מתוך פתולת: Humor thats actually funny 10 Jan 2025 07:02 #428843

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Jan 2025 03:19:

tzaddikvikam13 wrote on 09 Jan 2025 23:37:
What do dermatologists and the KKK have in common?
They both remove blackheads.

Bringing in the DARK humor, loving it!!!

Pun intended?
 The biggest reward for quitting lust...
is getting to live a lust-free life.

Thanks to gye, I turned my life around.
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