What the blazes is it with cleaning ladies? Why does my wife feel the need to clean before she comes?
Now, ours is sometimes sent by my shvigger, and lemme tell you, oysh. SHE decides where things go. For crying out loud, our hamper has two sections- one for undershirts, weekday and shabbos shirts and the like (otherwise known as the “whites bin). The second section is for everything else. This one’s known as the “colors bin”. Well, guess who knows better than us? Yep. It’s the far’shtunkenuh cleaning lady. 

We have one of those swiffer mop thingys for when yours truly is feeling lazy, and a regular mop and pail for when he wants to do it right. Any guesses who gives a big, fat (pun intended- she’s not a hottie) stink if she can’t find the easy way out? Yep, you got it again!

 The list goes on…