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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2010 19:21 #58096

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Stop it. I'm too tired to laugh.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2010 20:49 #58111

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99 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
98 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 97 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
97 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 96 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
96 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 95 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
95 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 94 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
94 bottles of Woodford on the wall, 99 bottles of Woodford, take one down pass it around, 93 bottles of Woodford on the wall!
etc............

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2010 20:56 #58113

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wHY ONLy 99 BOttlES????
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2010 21:53 #58129

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Cuz thats the song!!
;D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2010 22:04 #58134

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i vaNT WWoodfORD!!!! I wiLL not Settle fOr ONLY 99 BottLES BEcase OF soMe nurserY Rhyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Mar 2010 01:15 #58156

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Glenroths kills woodford!!!!

Hehe
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Apr 2010 19:12 #60168

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I need some chizuk, guys. It's the 6th day of Pesach and that means I've been 6 days without Woodford. I've been holding on so far, but I don't know how I'll make it through the end of Pesach. Any tips ?


;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 04 Apr 2010 19:51 #60170

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Well, I tried some 100 proof shlivovitz and it was horrifying. Just plain horrifying. No wonder hungarians eat goulash - anything to erase that shlivovitz!!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Apr 2010 15:05 #62273

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LOL!!!!

that was funny.
only problem is - now I gotts to clean up the coffee that got snorted out my nose when I was laughing.

ok - I'll deal with it.

I dont recall where I read this - but the letters for Negga are the same as Oneg, its just a matter of how we see things.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Apr 2010 15:05 #62274

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Rage,

That joke is going down is history nice job, thanks for the laugh!
:D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Apr 2010 19:47 #62332

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Rage ATM wrote on 21 Apr 2010 14:59:

What did one Metzora say to his fellow metzora at the outskirts of the camp?








































Whats up, ma-negga...

LOL ROTF PIP
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Apr 2010 23:40 #62355

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In 5 years we can send her a woodford
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Apr 2010 20:41 #62805

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Thank you dear Ragemeister for sharing this precious jewel with us. We laughed till we cried and agreed that you need either more, or a different variety of, medication.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Apr 2010 19:26 #63581

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brooklynese - very funny!

did not know they still speak english in america any more.
I thought it was either spanish, or eubonics (jive talk)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Apr 2010 20:29 #63594

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yehi zichro boruch :'(
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