If anyone wants to see a funny yet sad article, I copy and pasted it over here so you wouldnt have to go to the news site  ;D :

rehab-my-site.com/guardureyes/forum/index.php?topic=463.315

Yiddle2 wrote on 02 Mar 2010 17:20:


I wonder what they do with all the rubbish people are trading in? Mybe they recycle it, and from those very 'unholy' wood fibers, they create the pages for the p--- magazines!!! 

Hey, one day you may have to worry about p--- in the nightstand of every hotel room.

Here's one idea is bound to make people happy. They should buy-out all the -hristian missionary channels on TV, and replace them with free 'adult content'. It wouldn't be much worse then what's on there already, plus I can't immagine too many people complaining.  :D

OK one more joke. why couldn't they find something usefull to trade it for.....like toilet paper  ;D

shemirateinayim wrote on 04 Feb 2010 04:10:


I got it!!!!

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Thanks Rajaman, I needed that.

-- I can't reach my license, can you hold my beer?

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is .... do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault ......when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.




-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

How about when the cop says, "Sir, you were doing 73 in a 35mph zone....you know, Iv'e been waiting all day for you, buddy.":

Try responding: "Well, officer, I got here as fast as I could."

"I've been driving this highway to work for years, and this is the first time you guys ever said anything! "

cop: sir please step out of the vehicle...

"But I wasn't speading, I always go this fast..."

cop: Sir, You have the right to remain silent...

"Are you reading me my maranda rights!?"

cop: no Sir, just a suggestion.

What? He's married?  :D ;D

I thought it was YOU who rhed the shidduch.... I had better cancel the check before you get it in the mail!

well here are some pics from the chasunah, my kallah won't aloow me to post anything more recent that my avatar:

dov wrote on 08 Mar 2010 19:34:


Sure! He is already a proud grandparent using his cute einikel as his icon.

http://rehab-my-site.com/guardureyes/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1065.0;attach=540;image


Here are some of the things on the animals' wish list:

• Feline Pine brand kitty litter        • treats and toys                  • laundry detergent
• bleach                                    • paper towels                      • stainless steel food bowls
• postage stamps                        • copier paper                      • paper clips
• gasoline cards                          • you! (become a volunteer)   • cash always helps, too!

wow 'fofo' is one sophisticated pooch!

OK the last post would only have been funny, if I could have inserted the banner on the post itself.



Anyway, I am working on organizing a GYE-USA chol hamoed trip. It took a while, but I think I found the perfect place:  Woodford Reserve Distillery
                    7855 Mccracken Pike, Versailles, KY
                              (859) 879-1812

Be sure to mention the special GYE rate, when booking your group ticket.

Woodford is gematria Guardyoureyes.

Actually, it's a bit less. You may have to have another glass!  :

Guard your eyes is gematria...um...gimmel aleph reish daled (208) yud vav reish (216) aleph yud samech (71) = 495.

Woofdord is...let's see...vav vav daled pei vav reish daled (306).

Hm...uh...90 proof, so that brings us up to 396...and if you drink 1-ounce shots, then that's about 32 shots per 1-liter bottle, and in a 3-liter obttle, that'd be 96 shots, so that brings us up to 492...

Any ideas?

Another quarter bottle!