Rage ATM wrote on 29 Jan 2010 14:58:
This joke is dedicated to 7up, who i understand is gonna turn 84 years old next week!
"The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84 and then about her new husband's occupation. 'He's a funeral director.' she answered.
"'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
"After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster when she was in her 40s, later a preacher when in her 60s, and now in her 80s a funeral director.
"The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
"'Easy, son,' she smiled. 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!'"
Not 84, Rage - 48!!! >
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(Sorry, 7Up, if I'm overstating it by a few years!).
I've heard that very clever joke before, but the Chazarah was well worth it! :D