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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 19 Jan 2010 22:44 #47055

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 19 Jan 2010 22:46 #47059

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 19 Jan 2010 23:59 #47085

the.guard Current streak: 745 days OFFLINE Moderator Posts: 6438 Karma: 138	Thank you KG for the laugh of the day. I was rolling!! ;D ;D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 20 Jan 2010 00:43 #47093

Tev	Kollel Guy- Thats really good stuff! I like it alot! Glad to see humor on this site, especially in regards to science(i rack my brain with it almost all day)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 06:23 #47400

Ineedhelp!! OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1058 Karma: 2	I just realized that nobody posted on this thread on January 20th which is a pretty rare thing. Not sure if that's a good thing (cause people just arent depressed) or a bad thing (cause people are just not posting their depressive thoughts). -Yiddle
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 12:22 #47434

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Yiddle2 wrote on 21 Jan 2010 06:23: I just realized that nobody posted on this thread on January 20th which is a pretty rare thing. Not sure if that's a good thing (cause people just arent depressed) or a bad thing (cause people are just not posting their depressive thoughts). -Yiddle Hey Yiddy, is this a joke??
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 14:10 #47463

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imtrying25 wrote on 21 Jan 2010 12:22:

Yiddle2 wrote on 21 Jan 2010 06:23:

I just realized that nobody posted on this thread on January 20th which is a pretty rare thing. Not sure if that's a good thing (cause people just arent depressed) or a bad thing (cause people are just not posting their depressive thoughts).

-Yiddle

Hey Yiddy, is this a joke??

uhhhh..... no?? Its good to have you back IT25, I missed you!

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 16:55 #47514

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	Here's one that made me laugh - it's from a site that sells stuff, but their product "descriptions" are usually very funny... www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=11075
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 19:22 #47558

kedusha Current streak: 717 days OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 3167 Karma: 46	I think the problem was that they were not used to Rabbeinu Tam Tefillin!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 21 Jan 2010 19:24 #47559

Ineedhelp!! OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1058 Karma: 2	I saw it on the news great story! My question is did he end up making sof zman krias shema. Did he stop davening afterwards, just take off his tefillin, or what?? -Yiddle
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 25 Jan 2010 00:13 #48166

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Guys - this happenned in parshas Bo, the mekor of mitzvas t'fillin. My son told me there were a few dozen hits on Wikiperia on "tephilin" the entire month until thids mayseh. In the past three days there were 85,000. Wheh He wants to teach us about t'fillin, He *makes* a way....yow!!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 25 Jan 2010 00:51 #48175

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dov wrote on 25 Jan 2010 00:13:

Guys - this happenned in parshas Bo, the mekor of mitzvas t'fillin. My son told me there were a few dozen hits on Wikiperia on "tephilin" the entire month until thids mayseh. In the past three days there were 85,000. Wheh He wants to teach us about t'fillin, He makes a way....yow!!

Beautiful thought!

Did you see the powerful Ramban at the very end of Parshas Bo? A well worth while read for everyone!!

And he ends with the words "and the nations of the land shall see that the name of G-d is called upon you" - which chazal say is a reference to Teffilin...

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Jan 2010 02:23 #49014

shemirateinayim Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 746 Karma: 0	It's because of things like this, that I ask for permission 'to pray' in the BACK of the plane! But I always had the urge to pull-out my tefillin marker and scream "Ahlalalalalaalalala...." while 'depressing' the detonator button. On second thought, that might be suicide! those flight martials carry guns!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Jan 2010 15:02 #49120

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I don't know if this is in the Ruach of this thread, (it was sent to me, and I am not sure whether it is a joke or for real) but I thought that I would post it anyway.

HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are
responsible for 20 % of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17 percent of all
accidents occur in the home. (that's 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because
14 percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.(now that's 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16 percent of accidents
involve these forms of transportation. (that's 67%)

Of the remaining 33 percent, 32 percent of all
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only
0.01 % of all deaths occur in a synagogue,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any
given point in time is in Synagogue.

Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths
during Torah Study is too small to register.

For safety's sake, go to Shul as often as
possible, and attend Torah Study.
It could save your life!

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