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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Jan 2010 19:01 #44885

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ok how many people from that list have you guys actualy heard of??? (othelo can count even though it's a game)
me ?  8
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Jan 2010 19:18 #44898

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I knew 18 of them, but who cares. You can see their way of thinking even if you don't know who they are.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Jan 2010 20:09 #44931

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true............ hey I just got another post count. look at me, in another 20 minuites aI may become a hero member... just keep posting needless replies !!!!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Jan 2010 21:27 #44976

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I can afford that, I'm at 489 (including this one), but you'll be hunted down and whacked WAAAAAAAYYYY before you get to 500 ("Hero" amount) - if you keep flooding all the threads with "Yeah"s "OK"s Totally"s and "KUTGW"s.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Jan 2010 10:42 #45227

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OK Everybody, this was hilarious!!!
AND.....k9 even lets it through.
Check it out.
www.maniacworld.com/everything-is-amazing-nobody-is-happy.html
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Jan 2010 10:48 #45228

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And now that the nashim can't complain....
Here's another funny one.
videos.nola.com/2008/08/husbands_revenge.html
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Jan 2010 20:02 #45426

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Rage ATM wrote on 13 Jan 2010 16:33:

what do you call a guy that refuses to spend an extra couple of shekels to spell out his full name on his tefillin bag?


ROTF!!  ;D ;D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 14:55 #45667

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I seem to remember that one here before,
Or at least the same topic... I think it was taken down actually.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 14:59 #45669

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Rage ATM wrote on 14 Jan 2010 14:53:

In honor of my conversion from a wussy feminist to a real strong manly man, i present to you:


 
Top  6  Reasons  Guns Are Better Than Women

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't care if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN."




Some of these are kinda sick but #1 is just hilarious!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 15:15 #45676

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Rage ATM wrote on 14 Jan 2010 14:57:

dang, did i just pull a 7up?
No you didn't, the post was taken down by the moderators, I remember who it was now... I seem to remember he had like 10 things, no? Did you edit yours? If you did and this is what was tame, then I certainly understand why the moderators took the other one down :D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 15:20 #45682

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Rage ATM wrote on 14 Jan 2010 15:17:

yeah i took out 4 of them because they were too racy...im working on putting out a family friendly rage....lets just say its a work in progress...


Its progress not perfection!

You are mechavein to that if ive ever seen it!

KUTGW

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 15:26 #45685

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im working on putting out a family friendly rage
When you do, nobody will ever need to post another joke on this thread.
You'll keep us entertained forever.
Rage all eideld out? Sheesh, that's like a mod-ox friendly yerushalmi. ;D
Please don't, it's worth the "report to mod" here and there to keep the old you.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 15:59 #45704

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Rage, I'm sure I told you this already at some point in time, but I'll tell you again.
YOU ARE NUTS
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2010 18:53 #45764

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A kid's view on marriage

What Exactly Is Marriage?

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn, eight years old

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?

"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values." -Lottie, nine years old

"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -Jeremy, eight years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Martin, ten years old

"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love." -Craig, nine years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -Allan, ten years old

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan" -Kirsten, ten years old

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" -Anita, nine years old

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Will, seven years old
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Jan 2010 01:49 #45871

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I figure I'll hang out here cause as I said in my thread, it is depresing that nobody is POSTING!!

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