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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 21:48 #42524

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7up - you had me rolling!!
Rage - not bad at all, I must say.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 22:20 #42537

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What do you call 4 bull-fighters in quicksand?













Quatro Cinco
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 23:33 #42569

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What do you call a contortionist from the Phillipines?

A manila folder!


....sorry.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 03:17 #42612

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I sat next 2 a cute guy waiting 4 the bus. He said, 'I know we don't know
each other very well, but would u have dinner w/me Saturday?' I turn 2 him
and exclaimed 'I'D LOVE TO!' He gave me a weird look, and pointed 2 his
Bluetooth... 8) 8)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 06:13 #42655

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TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 03:17:

I sat next 2 a cute guy waiting 4 the bus. He said, 'I know we don't know
each other very well, but would u have dinner w/me Saturday?' I turn 2 him
and exclaimed 'I'D LOVE TO!' He gave me a weird look, and pointed 2 his
Bluetooth... 8) 8)


Wo one second...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 06:14 #42656

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URRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHERE U???????
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 11:55 #42736

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TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 06:14:

URRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHERE U???????
HES ON THE PLANE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 12:32 #42766

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TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 06:14:

URRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHERE U???????
Uri wrote on 06 Jan 2010 06:13:

TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 03:17:

I sat next 2 a cute guy waiting 4 the bus. He said, 'I know we don't know
each other very well, but would u have dinner w/me Saturday?' I turn 2 him
and exclaimed 'I'D LOVE TO!' He gave me a weird look, and pointed 2 his
Bluetooth... 8) 8)


Wo one second...

but he posted at 11! which in america is 1 am!
which means he landed?
yay bH!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 12:34 #42771

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he was actually posting from belguim at the time
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 12:37 #42772

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ohh...
so when does he land?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 12:45 #42782

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TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 03:17:

I sat next 2 a cute guy waiting 4 the bus. He said, 'I know we don't know
each other very well, but would u have dinner w/me Saturday?' I turn 2 him
and exclaimed 'I'D LOVE TO!' He gave me a weird look, and pointed 2 his
Bluetooth... 8) 8)


I hope this wasn't you for real, was it? 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 12:47 #42783

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habib613 wrote on 06 Jan 2010 12:37:

ohh...
so when does he land?
No clue :-\
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 16:02 #42881

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Rage ATM wrote on 06 Jan 2010 14:27:


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate terrorists wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



Not sure why, but this made me crack up! :D
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 16:23 #42900

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guardureyes wrote on 06 Jan 2010 12:45:

TrYiNg wrote on 06 Jan 2010 03:17:

I sat next 2 a cute guy waiting 4 the bus. He said, 'I know we don't know
each other very well, but would u have dinner w/me Saturday?' I turn 2 him
and exclaimed 'I'D LOVE TO!' He gave me a weird look, and pointed 2 his
Bluetooth... 8) 8)


I hope this wasn't you for real, was it? 

If it was I wudn write it , I think...  : (uri, this answer is for u 2..)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Jan 2010 16:32 #42911

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Rage ATM wrote on 06 Jan 2010 14:27:


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate terrorists wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.



I think this belongs in " The chilled persons depressed spot"!!!
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