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TOPIC: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 349324 Views

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 05:39 #42142

habib613	TrYiNg wrote on 05 Jan 2010 05:37: hes scared ill leave a sticker saying TrYiNg= sexaddict.. trying, really? u think ur the only one who'd do that?
	Last Edit: by sweety.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 05:41 #42143

jerusalemsexaddict	really...only an idiot would do that.
	Last Edit: by ilovehasham.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 05:41 #42144

habib613	no... only someone completely obsessed with meeting every single person on this forum.... :D :D :D :D
	Last Edit: by gonnadothisright.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 05:59 #42153

TrYiNg	He prob thought you knew him from someplace , ma habig deel? And I still think Efshar is an unbelievably good actor...
	Last Edit: by ephraimuziel.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 07:31 #42197

kollel guy Current streak: 15 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 478 Karma: 1	TrYiNg wrote on 05 Jan 2010 05:59: He prob thought you knew him from someplace , ma habig deel? And I still think Efshar is an unbelievably good actor... Anybody here on the forum who has to explain to his wife why GUE came up on webchaver 1625 times within a month better be a good actor.
	Last Edit: by jubilantfox01.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 07:32 #42198

habib613	wow. did u manage that one?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 09:44 #42239

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Uri your nuts! and so are all your fans!
	Last Edit: by dreamyunicorn50.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 11:43 #42259

kollel guy Current streak: 15 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 478 Karma: 1	habib613 wrote on 05 Jan 2010 07:32: wow. did u manage that one? Yes. Beautifully too if I may add.
	Last Edit: by merryviper59.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 17:41 #42389

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	Oh, man...I'm laughing so hard... KG, what did you say? "Whoops, I meant to type in "youtube," and wrote a couple of letters wrong?"
	Last Edit: by empoweredjellyfish37.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 18:11 #42403

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1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

2. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

3. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

4. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

5. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

6. The batteries were given out free of charge.

7. A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail.

8. A will is a dead give-away.

9. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I will show you A-Flat miner.

11. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

12. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

13. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

14. Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting a rest.

15. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

16. If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory.

17. A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired.

18. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

19. The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully recovered.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye.

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 18:38 #42418

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	:D : I'm groaning and chuckling at the same time...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 18:59 #42423

jerusalemsexaddict	This thread is starting to make me depressed.
	Last Edit: by forthefutureme.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 19:02 #42425

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Rage ATM wrote on 05 Jan 2010 18:44: 7up, i read the first 10 jokes hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Sorry 7up but i think this one is the best of them all!!
	Last Edit: by dansloto.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 20:20 #42461

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Uri wrote on 05 Jan 2010 18:59: This thread is starting to make me depressed. Ok thats fine. When that happens just start over from the begining of the thread. Its a vicious cycle you know. :D :D :D
	Last Edit: by livejellyfish55.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Jan 2010 20:21 #42462

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	imtrying25 wrote on 05 Jan 2010 19:02: Rage ATM wrote on 05 Jan 2010 18:44: 7up, i read the first 10 jokes hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Sorry 7up but i think this one is the best of them all!! Gotta admit that one wins!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by gyefeller.