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A Hug For You 08 Dec 2009 16:01 #33226

jerusalemsexaddict	i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii27/mycoolespacio/Hugs/Hugs109.jpg
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2009 16:20 #33232

letakain OFFLINE Platinum Boarder KOTNMW Posts: 5036 Karma: 64	awwww! i loved the poems!!!!!!
	I am proud of myself today because of who I am becoming with progress, not perfection one day at a time I am a pickle, and I'll never be a cucumber again. and pickles are YUM! my thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/6-Women-on-the-way-to-90-Days/248941-Letakains-internet-addiction-journal Last Edit: by Working4Deliverance.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2009 17:33 #33250

habib613	i love winnie the pooh, does that count for anything?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2009 18:04 #33265

serenejaguar93 OFFLINE User	Rage ATM wrote on 08 Dec 2009 15:07: guardureyes wrote on 08 Dec 2009 15:03: He loves it when you call him b.i.g. papa.... ??? ??? Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player I LOL'ed.
	Last Edit: by chaim21.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2009 23:58 #33357

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Rage, pass me the bag when you think you are really done with it....
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by jayshmo.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Dec 2009 20:47 #33609

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Pa. Police Arrest Amish Man in Buggy for DUI

LANCASTER, Pa. (AP) -- Police in central Pennsylvania arrested an Amish man on drunk driving charges over the weekend after he was found asleep in his moving buggy.

Police said a 22-year-old man was slumped over and asleep in a slow-moving buggy on Sunday night.

An off-duty officer from nearby reported seeing the horse pulling the buggy at a walking pace as it straddled the center line.

Police said a breathalyzer test snowed the man's blood-alcohol content was 0.18, more than twice the 0.08 legal limit for drivers.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Dec 2009 21:14 #33614

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Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck

Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Dec 2009 07:38 #33743

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	I'm not sure if it's just that it's kinda late here, but that made me laugh! Thanks!
	Last Edit: by kcoutrodrig.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Dec 2009 13:14 #33819

7yipol Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder YES HE CAN! Posts: 4686 Karma: 12	Youre welcome silentbattle :D The new voyeurism thread reminded me of that joke! By the way, mazal tov on 100 posts!
	Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM" Last Edit: by adent.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Dec 2009 14:41 #33857

silentbattle Current streak: 1628 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3734 Karma: 15	Oh! hey, I didn't even notice that! Thanks! (raises shot glass in salute, downs shot of 18-year glenlivet (sorry, Reb Bard), and jumps up to dance to tune of "siman tov...u'mazal tov)... Is the type of member you are dependent on how many posts you've made, the number of days...? i still haven't figured out how that works...
	Last Edit: by youreyes.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Dec 2009 17:57 #33893

Tomim2B

RATM, This post's for you.

:D ;D

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer:

- He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

- He tells you that he has never told a lie.

- A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."

- A prison guard is shaving your head.

Last Edit: by KI613X.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Dec 2009 23:02 #33995

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	Tomim! However you got those thingies on the bottom of your posts, those sayings are fabulous! (kedusha tried to show me but i couldn't halt kup) Whatever you are doing, brother, keep it going!
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by spritfix.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Dec 2009 07:40 #34044

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(kedusha tried to show me but i couldn't halt kup)

- Click on your name "Dov" next to a post of yours.
- Click on "Forum Profile Information" on the left side of the screen under the "Modify Profile" heading. (There you'll find all that stuff, and more!)
- Change what you want, and then click the "change profile" button at the bottom to save it

If this still is beyond you, you need to start at step 1 again and admit powerlessness.

Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Dec 2009 22:35 #34392

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	R' Guard, it's people like you who take all the fun out of being a complete idiot, you know.
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by 19292622083ny.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Dec 2009 00:10 #34421

TrYiNg	:D after a tense day in the forum world...u guys managed to make me laff If this still is beyond you, you need to start at step 1 again and admit powerlessness. If its still too hard, pls consult a therapist and/or do a 12 step program. This forum won't help you any longer ...
	Last Edit: by rmiller.