Don't worry, they'll get over it. Each one of them has bigger fish to fry!

dov wrote on 07 Dec 2009 23:11:

I hope i aint one of them!!!!! :-\ :-\ :-\

Me, angry? Where'd you get that idea?  :-\

Chas veshalom!  :-[

mom that was hysterical!
i'm rolling

and pops, y u angry at mom?

k, i just can't call R' Guard pops. it doesn't fit...

R' Guard, why does mom think you're angry at her?

7Up wrote on 07 Dec 2009 22:39:


I got that in one of those annoying chain emails the other day.

Rage ATM wrote on 08 Dec 2009 04:54:


those two words were so brilliant i am laughing my head off...

habib613 wrote on 08 Dec 2009 01:56:


What about R' Pops? MegaPops? G' Pops?

Man, it's late and I'm rambling....

Rage ATM wrote on 08 Dec 2009 04:54:

And all i can say is, that although i may of been the cat ad bardy probaly was the dog RAGE DEFINITLY WAS THE ANGEL OF DEATH!!!!

??? ???

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Just before the funeral services,
the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

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Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

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The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
 
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour..
But, by the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
"For fast relief"

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference..

Sign in a Japanese hotel:
"It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis."

Same hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Leipzig hotel elevator:
"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."

Belgrade hotel elevator:
"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."

Paris hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

Athens hotel:
"Visitors are expected to complain between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily."

Yugoslavia hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

Bucharest hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day.During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."

Austrian hotel for skiers:
"Not to perambulate corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."

Menu at a Polish hotel:
"Salad a firm's own make;limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;roasted duck let loose:beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."

as long as u had the cheesy dumplings before the beef rashers youre good.

guard those jokes were amazing.
now,the reason i started this thread was for people to go somweher when they felt depressed.
and whats better than a hug?

www.gagirl.com/hugs/hug.html

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