wow.
your filter sucks.
shver.

I think uri deserves one o these..

http://rlv.zcache.com/member_of_the_bored_keychain-p146889793963675415qjfk_400.jpg

that was blocked too...

and uri, i LOVE my filter.
it still has some holes that need to be patched up.
maybe one day it'll be as strong as steal.
would be nice.

Uri,

you forgot the most famous one ever: protos.dk/public/pictures/protos05/all_your_base.jpg

Let me know if it doesn't work and I'll try another link.

blocked

That was fast.

www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/images/wild2.gif

It's gotta work.

don't get it...

wikipedia explained it to me...
lol

Ya beat me to it.

i dont get it.
and what makes it so famous?
ive never seen it before

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