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TOPIC: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 340686 Views

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Feb 2018 03:34 #326583

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	he who laughs last... Warning: Spoiler! thinks slowest
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you Last Edit: 07 Feb 2018 03:56 by ieeyc.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Feb 2018 06:05 #326587

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	last year i joined a support group for procrastinators. we havent met yet! ========================================================== i know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid,but he says he can stop any time. =========================================================
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Feb 2018 17:49 #326615

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	whoops! i looked into my jokebook and i see that im running on empty,thanks to all the funny guys who started this forum and continued it (and are continueing it )it really lifted the spirits of all who read them ,including yours truly. K.O.S.
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you Last Edit: 07 Feb 2018 17:53 by ieeyc.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Feb 2018 07:47 #326666

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret. ============================================================== My wife was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that... =============================================================
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you Last Edit: 08 Feb 2018 14:51 by ieeyc.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Feb 2018 09:17 #326669

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After the helicopter crash, the foolish pilot was asked what happened. he replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."

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I finally realized my parents liked my twin brother better when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח נכון חדש בקרבי

to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring
. humility ,i humbly thank you

Last Edit: 08 Feb 2018 14:53 by ieeyc.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Feb 2018 15:06 #326747

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	you know youre getting old when you fall down in your house and before getting up you scan the area to see if theres something to take care of once youre there.
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 06:23 #326963

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	Why wasn’t George afraid to tell his father the truth about the cherry tree? Warning: Spoiler! he was still holding the axe!
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 06:27 #326964

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	How do you get a fool to laugh on Monday ? Warning: Spoiler! tell him a joke on Friday! Warning: Spoiler! Did you ever see a fool burst out laughing right in the middle of shemone esrei?
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 06:43 #326965

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	I didn’t start to procrastinate yet. ================================================================= a man tells his dr.,the only illness I don’t have yet is hypochondria ================================================================
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 06:44 #326966

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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be
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if knees were backwards ,what would chairs look like?
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im not as think as you drunk I am
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never argue with a woman when she is tired...

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my iferiority complex is not as good as yours
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if a word is misspelled in the dictionary,how would we ever know?
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i wouldn’t be paranoid if everyone wouldn’t pick on me
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if it wasn’t for my faults,I’d be perfect
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ieeycs fun fact:without counting,how many = signs do I print after a joke ,press spoiler if you know the answer

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לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח נכון חדש בקרבי

to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring
. humility ,i humbly thank you

Last Edit: 14 Feb 2018 07:52 by ieeyc.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 08:50 #326967

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The rich are nothing but poor people with mansions.
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i wanted to go to the paranoid anonymous meetings,

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This sentence no verb.
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people don’t judge your generosity by the amount of advise you give away
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i always thought talk was cheap, until I needed a lawyer
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its tough to make predictions, especially about the future
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The world is divided into two groups of people,those who think that the world is divided into two groups of people and those who do not.
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there are three types of people in the world,those who can count and those who can’t.
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if we learn from our mistakes ,then I’m getting a fantastic education
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לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח נכון חדש בקרבי

to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring
. humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 09:26 #326968

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	Everything should be made as simple as possible,but no simpler. =================================================== he who laughs ,lasts.
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 12:30 #326971

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IIeeyc, (that's 2 "i"s, not 2 "L"s. I'm too lazy 2 fix the typo, but I'm not sure how that makes sense considering my alternative option. )

Many of those were fantastic, thank you for your contribution toward my lasting!

My road to 90 days, all with God's help.

What brought me here.

90 days with Areivim

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Feb 2018 13:08 #326972

ieeyc OFFLINE Banned Soaring to Har Sinai on the wings of an eagle! Posts: 572 Karma: -9	1.That’s because you’re a true gye trooper who’s forgets about his past mistakes and focuses on future improvement 2.thank you for the compliment!i enjoyed your post as well kol keep on laughing(lasting)
	*לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח* *נכון חדש בקרבי* to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring . humility ,i humbly thank you

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Feb 2018 09:02 #327038

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A robber comes into the store & steals a TV.
A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!” The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”
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A guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes.”
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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don’t, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.” The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping.
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

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לב טהור ברא לי אלקים , ורוח נכון חדש בקרבי

to all my friends who heeded my request to be so generous and give me a negative karma for the sake of me acquiring
. humility ,i humbly thank you