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The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :)
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Getting out of Isolation and connecting with others is an important part of recovery. This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 15:50 #22191

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I don't get it.
I always get that deal.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 15:52 #22192

  • Rage AT Machine
Sign outside truck stop on I-95:

Stop here. Eat Food. Get Gas.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 15:57 #22193

  • Rage AT Machine
Sign in subway:

Illiterate? Write us for free brochure.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 16:01 #22195

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Sign held at Peace Now rally:

Mavet LaKitzonim!!!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 16:02 #22196

  • Rage AT Machine
Canada:

Could have had American technology, French cuisine and British culture. Ended up with American culture, British cuisine and French technology.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 16:21 #22200

  • Rage AT Machine
are we allowed to do fat jokes?

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.


Tom is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.

He is so fat, erev yom kippur he goes to Sea World to use the mikveh.
He is so fat, he had his baby pictures taken by satellite.
People jog around him for exercise.
He is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
He needs a VCR for a pager
His belly button makes an echo.
I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side.
He is so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
Chris is so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 17:27 #22218

  • Rage AT Machine
sign on fence:

private property: no signs allowed.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 21:22 #22249

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sign:

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD: UNTIE!!!
Admin put these lines here cuz he likes 'em:
"The heart needs to be broken when will-power is not enough"
"Get off the 18-Wheeler and onto a tricycle!"
"The heck with me, what can I do for you?"
"I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons!"
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 21:27 #22250

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 22:37 #22257

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7Up, your memory is failing you, like mine. I posted these jokes already on this thread.

Oh, and by the way, I posted these jokes already on this thread.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 23:17 #22270

  • jerusalemsexaddict
Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

(Uri having a daydream about running GYE.Sitting back in a beautiful plush office in the Empire State Building with a cigar in his mouth and a glass of whiskey in his hand typing responses to people with his toes)
Last Edit: 07 Oct 2009 23:21 by amir8585.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Oct 2009 23:59 #22279

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LOL. Uri, that sounds just like me, only not in the Empire State Building. I'm in the World Trade Center. Or, was.
Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2009 02:08 #22294

  • Rage AT Machine
Uri wrote on 07 Oct 2009 23:17:



(Uri having a daydream about running GYE.Sitting back in a beautiful plush office in the Empire State Building with a cigar in his mouth and a glass of whiskey in his hand typing responses to people with his toes)


this may have been the funniest thing uri ever wrote (and hes been plenty funny)

uri, the problem is: majority rule dont work in mental institutions...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2009 09:33 #22323

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Uri wrote on 07 Oct 2009 23:17:

Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

(Uri having a daydream about running GYE.Sitting back in a beautiful plush office in the Empire State Building with a cigar in his mouth and a glass of whiskey in his hand typing responses to people with his toes)


Okay, okay, I confess. I posted it again just to see if anyone was reading. Was trying to imitate Rage and get some action going.

Memory loss? Who me?

And Uri, you'd better start running coz this here granny can catch young whipper snappers mighty quick when she put on her Dr Scholl orthopedic support shoes >
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2009 22:40 #22441

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Hey Guard, didn't you post those jokes already?

(sorry)
Admin put these lines here cuz he likes 'em:
"The heart needs to be broken when will-power is not enough"
"Get off the 18-Wheeler and onto a tricycle!"
"The heck with me, what can I do for you?"
"I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons!"
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