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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 16 Jan 2011 22:39 #93391

bardichev	mincha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zwh hu i gotta go a poor tzenterssssssssssss
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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 16 Jan 2011 22:48 #93402

an honest mouse Current streak: 13 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 600 Karma: 6	over here it's time for mariv, i davened already but ill do another one be'nedovoh
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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 21:34 #93769

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If the Chevra won't start coming here more often, this story will repeat itself.... :o

Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 29 Apr 2010 17:13:

I came across this old dilapidated butkeh. I was wondering what it can be. I saw truck marks in the dirt that matched the tires of an Ice Cream Truck.

Is this a Clubhouse? A Pit stop transplanted from Route 66? A Pub? A secret meeting place where UFOs refuel?

I gingerly & cautiously step closer...

WAIT! I see something! A weather beaten placard above the door. It reads: Congregation Chevra Anshei Guard Ur Eyes (.com)! Wow! it must be really old!

It is antique!

I tried opening the door.

The big padlock on the door is VERY rusty!

Nobody has been in this place since Jan. 3, 2010 5:44 pm. The cobwebs are everywhere.

It looks like a shteeble. It smells like a shteeble. (I smell herring.) But it can't be ah shteeble!

How can it be a shteeble without a minyan??

But there are a few empty Woodford Bottles lying around.

It must be a shteeble!

Or maybe I chanced upon the site of the former GUE Anonymous Virtual Meeting Room.

(Hey, if it is Virtual, than what am I doing here?)

Anyone have a clue what this old building used to serve as in the olden times?

I think I will have to go ask Great Aunt Serach bas Asher.....

OOOOOPPPSS!!! I can't! She is in the off-limits Women's Section!

I guess the only Zakein around who still has his head screwed on right is the Heilige Rebbe Reb Bardichev himself!!!

He knows how to communicate with us Newbies. He is mekaverev the young guys too. He even changed his name to Bards. He figured it has a more hip ring to it!

I know I can always go ask Rabeinu Guard Shlita, but who would dare disturb him. He is probably busy writing his Chizuk Emails. He has over a THOUSAND talimidim already!

Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros
Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!

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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 21:40 #93773

bardichev	Rerun week is in full swing Midterms coming up? EBD careful The frozen petel drinkers will be taking to the steets on rechove geulah! Is there really not a rechove geulah?duuh Like I'm such a newbie Why would they like call (kah-ll. Fake LA accent sooo the inn thingg)it it malkey yisroel ?? Maybey malkeys name was geulah before she went to amooka!
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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 21:44 #93775

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	Well, I think they call it Geulah be'lashon sagi nahor, or maybe because that was the original name of the street (which it was!)
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 21:56 #93777

bardichev	bendy happy tu-bishvat send rami from pitzuchai ganeden-moshiach-oneg shabbat my best regards "u vant ahh kilo?" kilo zees is maach! u vant kilo -grammm!
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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 22:36 #93782

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	give out armbands to the sadroonim put out the peiros platter pull out the esrog ahngimachtz get the rebbe his kolpeck put up the parentches DER REBBE KIMPT BALT ARAN! ps. please please put all the kosher cell phones on vibrate non-kosher phones can be dropped into the bor of the mikva
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 22:48 #93788

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	bardichev wrote on 19 Jan 2011 21:56: bendy send rami from pitzuchai ganeden-moshiach-oneg shabbat my best regards What? He doesn't have a branch on thirteenth-avenue? Can't be! PS My father a"h always used to joke that he would have the last laugh and take revenge on all the Israelis who opened up Pizza shops in New York, by moving to Israel and opening up a falafel stand.
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 23:25 #93798

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	ZemirosShabbos wrote on 19 Jan 2011 22:36: non-kosher phones can be dropped into the bor of the mikva Toveil v'sheretz b'yado??
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 23:44 #93803

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	Well, you asked for it:http://ladaat.net/forum/index.php?topic=49660.msg583416#msg583416
	For Dov and the other two guys who care, My real name really is Eli Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 19 Jan 2011 23:49 #93804

bardichev	Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 19 Jan 2011 23:25: ZemirosShabbos wrote on 19 Jan 2011 22:36: non-kosher phones can be dropped into the bor of the mikva Toveil v'sheretz b'yado?? Nuchamool dee possum??
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Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 20 Jan 2011 05:26 #93834

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i meant that it should be dropped in the bor and left there, to keep the assorted dishes and cutlery that inhabit the bottom of the bor company and who is it that started this whole possum business anyway? how about we get a more normal, conventional, mainstream mascot? like an armadillo, meerkat, octopus or maybe just a sasquatch
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 31 Jan 2011 17:46 #95075

Yosef Hatzadik OFFLINE Platinum Boarder A GYE'er since 2010 Posts: 2986 Karma: 10	You know? We need one of those old-fashioned Maccabees around here to spruce things up. Anyone know where we can find one?
	*Yosef Hatzadik's Ha'oros* *Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech!* Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 31 Jan 2011 17:50 #95076

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	maybe he can bring some good latkes and chase away the (green) elephants
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: TAKING ATTENDANCE!! 31 Jan 2011 18:31 #95084

Maccabee OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	I heard a crie de guerre and came running. Latkes are on the house the oil is seeping in through the cracks. Where/What are the elephants?
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