no food

hey this is a shteeble

every yid here has a small old willy in his tallis battil

there is lekeach on the table
herring in the fridge

leftovers from the chanikka mesiba in the freezer

need more food putit on the bardichev bill!!!!

Reb B, you call the shots here...
shteeble it is

no its not MY shteeble

it's evryones shteeble

yes we need to keep a few tables clean for those who prefer it that way

i didnt say its your shteeble,
but ya cant argue with the fact that youve been calling the shots...
what was that about purell and alaska?

minchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shkiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


lekech lchaim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where do I park the truck??


nuuu vyidabber  nuu  gei tzeee!!!

Mincha!!

I just davened in Landaus

Hey Rebbereber=DOV
There is a tricycle truck parked in front of Landaus!!

bardichev wrote on 22 Dec 2009 22:16:
Btw bardy batchy. Ever sinc when are you chassideshes makpid on the shekia thingy?? :D

imtrying25 wrote on 28 Dec 2009 22:54:
Chassidim are makpid on shkiya - OUR shkiya. Which just happens to be 60 minutes after yours.

Kollel Guy wrote on 28 Dec 2009 23:17:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THE TRUCK IS HEADING NORTH

IS THERE A MINYAN ANYWHERE

WE HAVE A COUPLA GUYS ON THE TRUCK (LORRY)

MIIIIIIIIINCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

R' Bardichy,
the further north you go, the longer you have until shekiya.

oops. I think thats in the SUMMER. in the winter its actually the opposite.
Sorry.
k

Im in but its gonna have to be maariv for me :D :D :D :D :D

I came across this old dilapidated butkeh. I was wondering what it can be. I saw truck marks in the dirt that matched the tires of an Ice Cream Truck.

Is this a Clubhouse? A Pit stop transplanted from Route 66? A Pub? A secret meeting place where UFOs refuel?

I gingerly & cautiously step closer... 

WAIT! I see something! A weather beaten placard above the door. It reads: Congregation Chevra Anshei Guard Ur Eyes [size=7pt](.com)[/size]! Wow! it must be really old!

It is antique!

I tried opening the door.

The big padlock on the door is VERY rusty!

Nobody has been in this place since Jan. 3, 2010 5:44 pm. The cobwebs are everywhere.

It looks like a shteeble. It smells like a shteeble. (I smell herring.) But it can't be ah shteeble!

How can it be a shteeble without a minyan??

But there are a few empty Woodford Bottles lying around.

It must be a shteeble!

Or maybe I chanced upon the site of the former GUE Anonymous Virtual Meeting Room.

(Hey, if it is Virtual, than what am I doing here?)

Anyone have a clue what this old building used to serve as in the olden times?


I think I will have to go ask Great Aunt Serach bas Asher.....

OOOOOPPPSS!!! I can't! She is in the off-limits Women's Section!


I guess the only Zakein around who still has his head screwed on right is the Heilige Rebbe Reb Bardichev himself!!!

He knows how to communicate with us Newbies. He is mekaverev the young guys too. He even changed his name to Bards. He figured it has a more hip ring to it!



I know I can always go ask Rabeinu Guard Shlita, but who would dare disturb him. He is probably busy writing his Chizuk Emails. He has over a THOUSAND talimidim already!

oyy  derr alter shteibell

hehh ziss vuss vonts ahh pleass

zehht vass buzzink mit ektifity

oyy  vee hed minche heer efree dey

hehh maybe vee need to enkouridje zee yunksstirs to daffen here!!

oyyyy gevalddddd

bards

Rage ATM wrote on 29 Apr 2010 22:36:


yess it vuss he ziss vippersnepper  he came to dee sheel ve vuss really nice to him

so he took the chev avay from bardichev  bards is not bad