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There was no Daily Dose of Dov in yesterday's chizzuk e-mail!

How are we supposed to get through the day without our daily dose?

Is it no longer daily?

In any event, keminhag Yerushalayim I will be staging a HAFGANAH here on this thread. All are invited. No Yasamnikim please.

Bring your own tzfardea (dumpster)...

GEEEEVALD!!! GEEEEVALD!!!

For those who don't know, the dumpster is to burn. They are always green and therefore called tzfardaya, which means frog. If it is plastic, it gets completely destroyed; if it is metal, all the paint peels off. It's great for causing a monetary loss to the Amoleik-Zionist regime. If the dumpster contains both milchig and fleishig garbage you could be cooking them together which is an issur min hatorah, chas vesholom, but it is a dovor sheino mischaven and not a psik reisho.
Yasamnikim are Amoleki bnei niddah policemen who beat up anyone frum even if he has no connection to any part of the demonstration at all. By the way, EBD doesn't live in Yerushalayim and neither do I (I live in Meron as you can see).

Blind Beggar wrote on 28 Jun 2011 21:23:


That was once upon a time, nowadays the majority aren't even Jewish! Many are Ukranian Goyim for whom this kind of beating is hereditary. Lot's of others (especially the Maga"vnikim) are Druze or Ethiopians whose status is questionable.

Blind Beggar wrote on 28 Jun 2011 21:23:


Still, the homeboys in my 'hood know how to make a mad hafganah when there's something that riles them up... which is more than I can say for your chevrah!

DISCLAIMER: I never ever burn municipal property, and neither do any of my friends. Some of my neighbors, on the other hand...


Blind Beggar wrote on 28 Jun 2011 21:23:




Great! In that case I'm coming for Shabbos! I promised the durdayalech that we'd have a "Shabbos Meron" this summer -but I didn't even realize that I already have a place to stay -and free meals to boot!

Zemmy -that picture with the burning tires is actually from our cousins' style of Hafganah

The cartoon shows two frum guys and a 'tzfardea' -but it's one of those anti-religious Der Sturmer type caricatures...

thanks EBD, i took them down

now, about the Meron shabbos, where do i sign up?

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 28 Jun 2011 22:05:


:-[  Did I say that you should to take them down? Actually, the second one was a pretty good one to take down...

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now, about the Meron shabbos, where do i sign up?
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Well, BB says that he lives there...

I'm sure that he'll find room for you and yours...

I live in Meron,  :D , but you can't come because I am protecting my anonymity. There's always plenty of food for guests and you can stay in Yishuv Bar Yochai which is only a few minutes walk from Meron.

I'm glad to inform all of you (as if you all don't already know) that our efforts have borne fruit! 

Not only did yesterday's e-mail have a dose of dov, Guard wrote "POWERFUL" next to it. This was obviously in order to make up for the previous day's omission.

Similarly, today's chizuk e-mail features a dose of dov.

We will stand vigilant al mishmar hakoidesh!

VE'LAHASHEM HA'YESHUAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Now let's see what we can do about BB cancelling the Shabbos Hisachdus at his house in Meron...  ;D

I would love to have you all come to Meron but I am afraid you might see my next-door neighbor's wife. She is so young and beautiful even though she is full of yiras shomayim and tznius. She is always happy and alert and never sad or upset or angry. Her house and 12 children are always tidy and immaculate even though she is the principal of a large girls' school and she runs 2 chessed organizations and a kiruv center. Her husband is so lucky. She is so much better than your wife in every single way that you are better off not seeing her.

Blind Beggar wrote on 30 Jun 2011 12:25:


I guess I'm safe then, because my wife is waaaaaay better.

She taught me that I am not perfect, but I am perfect for her (her words).  And she is perfect for me (I know I mustn't say she is perfect, so I'll stop there).  And I just cannot get better than "perfect for me".

Yossi wrote on 30 Jun 2011 13:17:

wow, that is really great! happy for you

I am very happy for you, Yossi, but you have to remember this a joke thread. My wife is also perfect for me, maybe we should start a wife-appreciation thread somewhere else.
Zemiros, you should know better.

i think we need a Joke-Guard, make sure no one posts serious stuff in the joke section. i am nominating you, rebbe BB

Blind Beggar wrote on 30 Jun 2011 12:25:


Hey -one second here, BB GEVALD!!! WE ARE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS!!! I knew it all along!

:D

Seriously though:

That's no problem for me. I join the chorus of people extolling their own wife's virtues.

The problem would be if my wife would have to spend Shabbos within a 12 mile radius of such a woman. I've got enough work on my hands with the inferiority complex and low self esteem that she already has...

I apologize for dry humor...  :