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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 16:00 #109223

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Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 20 Jun 2011 20:56:

....I couldn`t get my mind off it.
Thinking "Fell Shmell" was useless - I was still dwelling on it. 

I tried thinking that she is a person etc.

Didn`t help.

I tried Dov`s method of praying for her... (I have never found it to work for in the past!)

My mind became so occupied with thinking of things to pray for, that my mind stopped dwelling on the lust! 

dov wrote on 21 Jun 2011 05:33:

Dear Yosefhatzaddik,

Your breaking it down into dwelling and thinking not really helping, but taking action and (trying to!) pray can work, was brilliant. I never thought of it that way, and thanks.

Ciao!


....er......um.......actually....,

This is not an approbation to your method...... I did not say that 'praying' for her worked.

It was 'thinking what to pray for' that which gave my mind something else to think about other than her body.

It is extremely hard to 'not think of something'. My mind doesn't have an OFF switch. I cannot stop thinking. What happened to me was that my mind became occupied with thinking about something other than her body.....




Ein machsheves aroyos misgaberes ella b'lev panui min hachachma!

....yefaneh machshavto l'divrei Torah!
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 16:07 #109224

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whatever you do, don't think about green elephants

www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3348.msg93057#msg93057
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 17:40 #109238

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 21 Jun 2011 16:07:

whatever you do, don't think about green elephants

www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3348.msg93057#msg93057




Oh yeah!

That was a great story!  8)


GYE used to be a FUN place to hang around. We gotta teach the newbies that life isn't sooo serious!  ;D ;D


Am i the only one who misses the Dapper Author?
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 17:52 #109239

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ahhh, the good ole days

Dapper Author
Zanvil
roadkill bucher
green elephants
ice cream truck rebbe
purple possums
kickboxing
Novardiker nigunim
fish liquer
zoiks
frozen ears in Great Adventures
Billy
Harry
Khalid
pink gevaldiggggggs
Shamayim News
pet rocks
sushi ice cream
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 19:04 #109256

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;D
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 19:58 #109261

ya, we also need to give more attention to the just having fun thread
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:06 #109262

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raboisa u can laugh, here we go:

possum
shulent
kigel

who laughed?

was i funny?
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:30 #109266

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laagvokeles wrote on 21 Jun 2011 20:06:

raboisa u can laugh, here we go:

possum
shulent
kigel

who laughed?

was i funny?


No.  Because you didn't say it right.  It's chulent not shulent.  Kugel not kigel.  In a joke delivery is everything.
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:32 #109267

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you fool! that was the joke!  ;D (joking it was a mistake  )

i hope now there is a real joke for our fellow brothers......
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:35 #109268

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laagvokeles wrote on 21 Jun 2011 20:32:

you fool! that was the joke!  ;D (joking it was a mistake  )


Oh.  LOL
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:36 #109270

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there is a whole section for jokes here:
www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?board=23.0
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:39 #109271

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 21 Jun 2011 20:36:

there is a whole section for jokes here:
www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?board=23.0


Better to corrupt Yosef's thread with these jokes than the joke thread.
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 21 Jun 2011 20:42 #109273

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 29 Jun 2011 18:04 #109901

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your new he'aros are great
the para adumah one especially
thanks for sharing them
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Tov veyoshor Hashem al kein yoreh chata'im baderech! 29 Jun 2011 18:13 #109905

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 29 Jun 2011 18:04:

your new he'aros are great
the para adumah one especially
thanks for sharing them


גם עני משתתף לכל הנ"ל
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