That makes two off us!



haha

IS ANYBODY THERE???????

Pentinent

I am a talmid of the RebbeRebBer=DOV
Although I never spent a day in his yeshivah

There is a language called Dovish

You need to learn Dovish to "chapp"
DOV

I used to fight rebberebdov
Why cause I was so "macho" I was armed to the teeth with
Chazal
Courage
Resolve
Humor
A mouth like a trucker

I was convinced DOV was a crazy robot apikoress

Pentinent
Let's make cheshbon hanefesh together

When we were in the thick of our taava
Didn't we know all these chazals
Didn't we have the courage
Didn't we have all the machoness that a loser (sic) that dov is missing

And and and
We still had no control

If anything we used some chazal(I did) to boost our YH

Hello who is the apikores
Me and my chazal or dov and his 12 steps

Hey I am not a 12 stepper

But we need to learn from dov

As long as "I" fight the YH
"I" is in big trouble

When I surrender
I don't know ginoi(exactly) how dov taitches  surrender but bardichev thinks it means when we remove the "zhich" the stoopid monkey in the middle GAAVA
From the equation

I am again not a 12 stepper

But what DOV says is when a man is clearly not a bar sechel we cannot use sichliyos first he must be a man

Yes we can become a man again thru Torah
By realizing that we are so helpless witout HKB"H

Coming from a non-12 guy

All dov is teaching us is what is pshat in the gemara "ilmalai HKB"H ozroi lo yachal loi"

Hashem doesnot need our helP we need his and we need a lot of it

I know I write a lot of jokes on the forum . I do it to cheer myself up and to cheer up people like DOV and everyone else .Simcha is my key weapon and DOV uses it
If u look in the ohr hachaim in ekev he says a lot of what I say here

I have a posotive spin that it is never too late to start living
I call it
Keep on trucking!!

Jump on my truck!!

DOV comes here too (sources say)

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Bards 

LISTEN UP I'M IN A BAD BAD BAD SITUATION SOMEBODY REPLY NOW!!!!!!

SOMEBODY????

hey bro wattup?

Bruce

Bard is here

Woodford

Trucks

Mincha

Sushi

And last but not least an open heart
TALK

Bruce, were here for u!
Bards with his truck, Trying with sushi and uri with a HUG...

C'mon talk to us man!

YOU ARE LIFESAVERS

Listen up: So I live in the basement of this place that I share with a bunch of other guys. I moved in around July and it seems I made some assumptions that I shouldn't have.

The guy on the floor above me has this freaking girl over. He started doing this a few weeks ago and this is the third time it's happened (I think). He thinks I'm some kind of moron and that I don't know about it.

She stays the night. The WHOLE damn night.

Did I mention this guy is Jewish? Wears a kippah, keeps kosher?

WHAT THE HELL!!!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TRIGGERING THIS SITUATION IS?

I can't go to sleep. If I take off my headphones blasting Metallica into my ears, I can hear them. I can hear her. He says something. She giggles. The giggles.

I don't think they're playing chess, guys.

WHAT DO I DO?!

bruce how u doing buddy
feel free to gchat me anotheryid@gmail.com
i also have yahoo chat pm me or email me for my chat name i just dont want to post it here cause its my full name.
i also can call u.whats ur number?
stay strong man.ur an inspiration to me

few options.
1)call the guy and tell them to shut up
2)knock on the door and shoot the guy
3)leave the place right now!!go to a friends house anything
4)pull a pinchas.
5)choose option 3

Don't pull a pinchas not yet

Bruce u r a tzaddik

Talk to us!!!

Well, we're gonna have to have a "little talk" about his behavior at some point.
The deal is he's got seniority cause he's been here a while and he thinks and acts like he can do whatever he wants. I'm afraid of getting thrown out. But I DO need to move, because I really don't think he's going to respect me enough to stop doing that or to go to her place or something.

Now, the reason I won't go up there is because I can be REALLY nasty sometimes. I'm afraid how I'll react and what I might do to him or her. As in I might seriously hurt somebody.

As for leaving.....I gotta see who's up.

get on your gmail uri

Bruce r u doing any better ??