thanks buddies

achhh where is my caps lock

UHH DU IZ ESS


HASHEM IS TESTING ME

HE HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME

AND I HAVE BEEN SO UNDESERVING

HASHEM I KNOW U WROTE THE SCRIPT

AND YOU PLACED ALL THE ACTORS ON THE STAGE

I KNOW U ARE CALLING ALL THE SHOTS TAKES AND RE-TAKES

TATTEH I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU

I LOVE U EVEN THOUGH SOME PEOPLE THREW TOMATOES ON MY TRUCK!!!!!!!

TATTEH THANK YOU!!!!!!

(RAGE TATTEH MEANS HASHEM LIKE I AM BARDICHEV BUT HASHEM KNOWS WHO I REALLY AM ,EVEN THOUGH MAYBE I REALLY AM BARDICHEV)

OK EVERYOONE INTO THE KRETCHMER!!!!!!!

DRINKS IS ON THE TRUCK DRIVER

She is a "problem"
But but she is not my "problem"

This is an effective attitude

When a person sees someone very triggering it is many times the YH who asks all the right questions
How does this woman dress that way?
Who is her husband?
Why are woman dressing like this?


All this comes from the YH. Hewants to keep the woman alive in your mind

So ignore ignore ignore

She is not my wife forgetaboutheRrrr

B

yes if you mix it with grey goose

THE TRUCK PULLS INTO ITS LAST STOP

THE TRUCKER STEPS DOWN FROM THE CAB

HOLDING TWO DOZEN ROSES,A BOTTLE OF CARMEL APPELATION CHARDONNAY, A WOODFORD

ENTERS THE HOUSE

CHOLENT ON THE BLECH

KUGEL IN THE OVEN

THE LITTLE B's ARE DRESSED IN SUITS PAYOS CURLED PERFECTLY

THE CHALLOS ARE UNDER THE DEKEL

ALL THE WORK IS DONE

THE TRUCKER LOOKS AROUND

SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR

IT WAS A LONG WEEK

MANY UPS AND SOME DOWNS

IT IS ALL "PERFECT"

THANK YOU TATTY!!

IT IS SHABBOS IN BARDICHEV!!!!!!!!!!

SING WITH ME...

OY YOY SHABBOS KOIDESH

OY YOY SHABBOS KOIDESH!!

SHA-BOS KOIDESH!!!

(THE TRUCK WILL REST FOR A DAY BUT.. MOTZAI SHABBOS WE ARE READY TO K O T)

hello all Heilger Friends

beleive it or not i am not in a a super duper bardichever mood today (these things happen once in a yovel)

thank Hashem for this site on days like these I would have (in the past) reverted to Menuvals sewer to get me in a good mood

thans for listening

bardichev

ps

I feel a bit better already DAAGA BLEV ISH YISICHENA

HERE IS THE KEY THAT EVERYONE IS MISSING

SORRY TO BURST EVERYONES BUBBLE

THE GEMARA STATES CLEARLY

LI-OLAM YARGIZ ADAM YETZER TOV AL Y"H THEN IT CONTINUES ON TO SAY IF YOU WIN IS BEST IF NOT YOU HAVE THE 3 SOLUTIONS WITH TORAH KRIAS SHMA YOM HAMISA

BUT DON"T LOSE FOCUS THE GEMARA SAYS CLEARLY!!! LIOLAM

ALWAYS ALWAYS MEANS ALWAYS LIKE THE CHIZZUK E_MAIL OF HARRY FISHER THE SOLDIER IN PATTONS ARMY FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
HE THE Y"H IS HITTING YOU. YOU HIT HIM. HIT HIM WITH EVERY TRICK YIOU KNOW OF.BE COOL TRY TO OUTSMART HIM

AS A HISTORICAL NOTE D-DAY WAS A SURPRISE ATTACK THE GERMANS ALWAYS THOUGHT THE ALLIES WILL CROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL .THE ALLIES SET UP ARMY BASES ON THE ENGLISH SIDE THEY DID MANUVERS THEY HAD MOCK ARMY BROADCASTS FROM THERE
AND THEN BOOM BOOM BOOM THEY CAME INTO FRaNCE FROM THE BEACHHEADS THE MOST DANGEROUS WAY.BUT THEY WERE COOL THEY OUTSMARTED THE YEMACH SHEMAM.

LETS STORM THE BEACHES(figuratively) and fight fight fight

humble happy and a historian
bardichev

DEAR HEILIGE YESODOS

WELCOME TO THE CLUB

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

YOU ARE A TZADDIK YES YOU ARE

BY THE FACT THAT YOU CAME ON BOARD IT SENT THE MENUVAL THE Y"H RUNNING

HE IS AT A LOSS HE JUST LOST ANOTHER CLIENT

YOU HAVE THE POWER IN YOUR MIND TO CHANGE AS YOU HEART AND NESHAMA ARE BEGGING YOU TO DO!!

WE ARE YOUR BACK UP WE ARE HERE TO BE MECHAZIK YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

ALL OF US HERE CHANGED ONE DAY AT A TIME

YES YOU CAN DO IT!!!

I DID !!!

I TOO HAD MANY TEARY ROSH HASHANAHS AND YOM KIPPURS

I HAVE HUNDREDS OF NOTE PADS WITH WRITTEN "NEDARIM AND SHVOUS " TO MYSELF

HERE IS WERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY TALK OUT YOUR ADDICTION

AGAIN ADDICTION LIKE SMOKING OVERIEATING DRINKING AN ADDICTION

I TOO WAS TOOOOOOO PROUD TO ADMIT I WAS ADDICTED

I AM A VERY UPSTANDING PERSON IN MY FAMILY AND KEHILLA

I WAS JUST A LITTLE "SHVACH" WHEN IT CAME TO THIS LITTLE THINGAMAJIG CALLED UHH UHH YEAH INTERNET

WRONG WRONG WRONG DEAD WRONG

I WAS ADDICTED LIKE CRAZY

STAY HERE LONG TERM THER ARE MANY WONDERFUL PEOPLE HERE WITH MANY DIFFERENT OPINIONS( me no less)

BOTTOM LINE YOU WILL BE HELPED BUT YOU NEED TO COMMIT TO STAY HERE LONG TERM

WE DO NOT PUNISH PEOPLE WHO FALL AFTER THEY JOINED HERE SO DO NOT BE SCARED

SO WELCOME ABOARD

humble and happy

bardichev

WHO WANTS TO HEAR AN AMAZING STORY??

OF COURSE YOU DO!

HERE GOES!

(you need to read the whole thing)

BARDICHEV FELL!!

YES YOU READ RIGHT!!!

I AM HAPPY (BUT NOT PROUD) TO HONESTLY REPOT TO YOU THAT I FELL!!

YES A FEW DAYS SHY OF BEING A YEAR CLEAN

AND ALL THE MONSTERS CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND

SURROUNDED THE GOOD TRUCK "GEVALDIGG" AND BOOM

I FELL TO THE WEAKNESS AND SILLINES OF MY TEMTATIONS

I WAS TOTALLY USURPED OF ALL THE CHIZZUK I GOT AND GIVE

IT WAS MY AND MY YH DANCING IN GEHONNOM FOR A WHILE

OY DID HE GIVE ME A RIDE



SO WHY AM I HAPPY??

MAYBE I AM CRAZY??

NO WAY I AM REALLY HAPPY I FEEL BETTER THAN I FELT IN A LONG TIME


BUT WHY BARDS EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IT SOUNDS NUTTY??

OK LISTEN UP

I AM NOT LINDSEY VONN!!

WE KNOW THAT BARDS YOU ARE A CHASSIDSH TRUCK DRIVER AND SHE IS A WORLD CLASS DOWNHILL SKIER

WHAT GIVES??

UHHHHH!! GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGG

HERE GOES

LINDSEY DEDICATED HER LIFE THROUGH ALOT OF TATTY-GIVEN TALENT AND LINDSEY GIVEN HARD WORK TO BECOME A SUPER-STAR

FOR HER IT'S AS MANY GOLD MEDALS AS MICHEAL PHELPS OR BUST (bards for a chassidish guy you know too much olympic news<YEAH BUT...)

FOR BARDS IT'S A HIGHWAY TO BEING NORMAL

AGAIN A HIGHWAY TO BEING NORMAL

THE GOAL IS TO RIDE ON THE HIGHWAY "NOT" TO BREAK A RECORD OR TO BE ON THE TAANUG CORNFLAKES BOX AS THE HERO

HEROISM IS RIDING THE TRUCK KEEPING HER ON EVEN KEEL AVOIDING POTHOLES
AVOIDING THE SIDESHOWS AND THE TRUCKER JOINTS (its a mashal) AND EVEN EVEN DRIVING WITH A BLOWN OUT TIRE!!!

GEVALDIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

THANK YOU HASHEM!!

I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME!!!


WHO EVER WILL GIVE ME CHIZZUK I WILL APPRECIATE IT

WHO EVER WILL GIVE ME MUSSAR I DESERVE IT

IF YOU HAVE PITY ON ME

GET LOST!!!! TAKE THE NEXT WAGON OUT OF BARDSTOWN!!

NO PITY

NO LET UP
KEEEEEEEEEEEP ON TRUCKINH

HUMBLE AND HAPPY
bards