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TOPIC: I'm about to FALL!! 217815 Views

I'm about to 04 Jan 2010 18:40 #41909

loi-misyaeish	clap clap clap clap clap clap!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 04 Jan 2010 19:26 #41934

imtrying25 Current streak: 16 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 3010 Karma: 2	Rage ATM wrote on 04 Jan 2010 19:20: www.sounddogs.com/previews/104/mp3/569168_SOUNDDOGS__cr.mp3 Oh Rage that sounds quite familiar. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm was it after i hit the home run?? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 04 Jan 2010 19:38 #41946

serenejaguar93 OFFLINE User	Kollel Guy wrote on 04 Jan 2010 17:46: Oh, and if he does then I'll make sure to throw her out on the street in the middle of the freezing night regardless of what she's wearing. Gotta show that I'm serious, you know. Then he'll get all upset so I'll just smash his face in with her whore-boots. Rabbi Wayne, you are officially nuts. You're just realizing this? Aren't we all?
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 05 Jan 2010 11:54 #42264

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BruceWayne wrote on 04 Jan 2010 19:38:

Kollel Guy wrote on 04 Jan 2010 17:46:

Oh, and if he does then I'll make sure to throw her out on the street in the middle of the freezing night regardless of what she's wearing. Gotta show that I'm serious, you know. Then he'll get all upset so I'll just smash his face in with her whore-boots.

Rabbi Wayne, you are officially nuts.

You're just realizing this?

Aren't we all?

I'll agree with you there, but some of us are still only "unofficially" nuts.

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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 05 Jan 2010 15:44 #42343

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penitent wrote on 31 Dec 2009 04:56:

It's intersting to note that scientifically, the sympathetic system is responsible for arousal, erection, while the parasympathetic system-which calms us down- is responsible for ejaculation. I always thought that the final Zing would be carried out by the system that is responsible for an excitatory response.

You're actually correct in your original way of thinking. The parasympathetic system is responsible for arousal and the sympathetic system for ejaculation.

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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 05 Jan 2010 23:30 #42568

Dov OFFLINE Administrator Posts: 1960 Karma: 383	...and which system is in charge of my sobriety?
	"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same." Last Edit: by dynamo123.

Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 00:51 #42583

penitent OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Karma: 0	I have to say , you guys are great! I get great chizuk from you. It's comforting to see that there are other normal people out there (despite what you think) I can't say I get yor humor but , whatever works. P
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 04:14 #42635

WeWillNotBeForsaken	dov wrote on 05 Jan 2010 23:30: ...and which system is in charge of my sobriety? Ahhh... That just depends on how fast you can drink
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 05:06 #42644

shemirateinayim Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 746 Karma: 0	help...... siting in front of an anon. computer. Nothing holding me back from using the 'adobe flash player updates' . Help? I put on a shiur, but I don't know how long that will help. I need someone to talk to. My YH is calling, and I owe him for the last 4 days (clean)!!!! help me!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 05:20 #42645

bardichev	HEH HEH TALK O BARDS HEE UP WAITIN TO TOWK TO SOME WON Gevaldiggg Tzaddik I am here Easy does it Slow Imagine that you are really a huge tzaddik Imagine the entire madison square garden incheering you on RAKKK CHAZAKKKK!!!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 05:25 #42647

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sheesh, A guy could die waiting for help. Baruch Hashem you guys aren't hatzalah dispatchers!!!

Listen, i did my hishtadlus, i waited my 15 minutes, and It passed, for now. But I'm going through withdrawal, and I'm having my hard times. Listen, i keep having to imagine a chorus of people singing , shovivim,shovivim, shovivim!!! to various songs. (hey i got a graphic imagination, might as-well use it for something kosher)

hey bards... i typed it why not post it??

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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 05:36 #42649

bardichev	Do you own a bottle of woodford Or any bourbon ? Old willy Basil hayden Bookers Knob Creek Jim Beam 1792 Knob creek Wild turkey Poappy van winkle Elijah craig WOODFORD RESERVE!!! Drink a lchaim with me Now!!!! I wanna hear how it was Symptoms shmymptoms Lcahim to all the symptoms!!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 05:45 #42650

bardichev	10 reasons to make a lchaim 1 Buffalo Trace 2 bulliet burbon 3 four roses (that's from bardstown) 4 heaven hill 5 jefferson reserve 6 makers mark (big red glue wax on neck) 7 old forester 8 old rip van winkle 9 shteeble fave Wild Turkey (special reserve yumm) 10 WOODFORD
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 11:57 #42737

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bardichev wrote on 06 Jan 2010 05:45:

10 reasons to make a lchaim

1 Buffalo Trace

2 bulliet burbon

3 four roses (that's from bardstown)

4 heaven hill

5 jefferson reserve

6 makers mark (big red glue wax on neck)

7 old forester

8 old rip van winkle

9 shteeble fave Wild Turkey (special reserve yumm)

10 WOODFORD

Rebbe shouldnt it be the other way around?? Woodford should come in first, no??

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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 06 Jan 2010 16:13 #42889

G38 OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 233 Karma: 1	Hey brother, Be strong tonight and you will give chisuk to tons of friends here!!!
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