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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:25 #26322

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A bit less in pain today... A few pain killers, a girdle around the waist, and a few doses of Dov and I'm set to go!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:28 #26323

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Please don't forget a good, shtarkeh, "berdichever chaser"!!
And we are all deavening for you:

"Harav Guard ben Sarah"?
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:32 #26324

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At least you hurt your back while getting zchar (finally listening to your wife who's probably been 'asking' you to do it for weeks already!)
I got a double ear infection by ignoring my kids :-\

Refuah shelaima and enjoy R' Dov's pickle
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:33 #26326

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Dov, that was a pretty good imitation of your rebbe there!

Guard ben Eyes
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:34 #26327

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Guard ben Eyes


Not "I's ben Guad?"
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:44 #26330

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There's only one "Anochi"...

And there's only one guy who called himself the"son of G-d" - and it aint in our religion!  
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 21:52 #26334

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Ah, anava!
Hashem is addicted to you! Feel His hugs!"Sheva yipol tzaddik VKUM"
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 29 Oct 2009 22:03 #26335

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Lechoved my new name, Guard ben Eyes, I changed my Avatar...
Webmaster of www.guardyoureyes.org - Maintaining Moral Purity in Today's World. We’re here on a quest ; it’s really all a test. Just do your best and G-d will do the rest.
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 30 Oct 2009 00:50 #26361

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but that guard has no eyes!!!!

ha! R' Guard is British. I knew it!
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 30 Oct 2009 04:43 #26374

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Hu guard that shtriemel is much too big on you.
Hurt youself putting away the sukka
Ahh you are taking the mitzvah along with you

BARDS
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 30 Oct 2009 10:27 #26389

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Hu guard that shtriemel is much too big on you.


The GuardyourEyeser Rebbe needs to have a streimle that covers his eyes!  :D


Hurt youself putting away the sukka
Ahh you are taking the mitzvah along with you


That's a beautiful way to look at it... As long as I feel the pain, I am shlepping the Mitzva of Sukka with me longer into the kalte vinter!

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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 01 Nov 2009 23:07 #26558

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Are you guys around on weekends is anyone there? need someone to talk to asap
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 01 Nov 2009 23:08 #26559

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Yup. What's cooking? PM'd you, chaver!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 08 Nov 2009 18:22 #27288

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i am so going to fall
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Re: I'm about to FALL!! 08 Nov 2009 18:39 #27294

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Levite what's up?
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