Pidaini wrote:
Will you let us know when you've got to know Hashem?
"vrrrrrrrrrrreouashiiiiiiiiiiiszcfretyyyy" What part of that don't you understand?
Warning: Spoiler!Shall I have Zlata Yenta explain it to you?
I had a very nice chat with a friend just now, he pops up: So, how's the girl? [He, of course was referring to my post before shabbos.]
My reply: It's RAINING! Did you know that in <...> it rains all summer!?
I call this "The What O'Clock Method" [
WOCOM],
WOCOM is delineated or set forth in Alice in Wonderland Chapter Five: 'Only it is so very lonely here!' Alice said in a melancholy voice; and, at the thought of her loneliness, two large tears came rolling down her cheeks.
'Oh, don't go on like that!' cried the poor Queen, wringing her hands in despair. 'Consider what a great girl you are. Consider what a long way you've come to-day. Consider what o'clock it is. Consider anything, only don't cry!'
Warning: Spoiler! Here's the rest, ad sof hainyan
Alice could not help laughing at this, even in the midst of her tears. 'Can you keep from crying by considering things?' she asked.
'That's the way it's done,' the Queen said with great decision: 'nobody can do two things at once, you know. Let's consider your age to begin with — how old are you?'
'I'm seven and a half, exactly.'
'You needn't say "exactly",' the Queen remarked. 'I can believe it without that. Now I'll give you something to believe. I'm just one hundred and one, five months and a day.'
'I can't believe that!' said Alice.
'Can't you?' the Queen said in a pitying tone. 'Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes.'
Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said 'one can't believe impossible things.'
'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
It's a good method.