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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 26 Nov 2014 08:22 #244133

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Do you eagerly anticipate new posts on GYE?
Holding your breath for the next reply or thank you?
Watch out...
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...



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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 28 Oct 2015 02:52 #267046

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Some jokes are worth repeating!!

You know you're on GYE for a while when...
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...your wife TOTALLY thinks you're watching porn when you're on GYE, and you don't even care...
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 28 Oct 2015 03:08 #267047

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37. You stand in front of Buckingham palace shocked and start screaming "Hear O' Addicts Guard is the Guard, Guard is one, d'ya hear me for cryin' out loud..." until you are unceremoniously escorted away.


Now go back to page one... Enjoy
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 28 Oct 2015 03:30 #267048

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jeff foxworthy called. he wants his routine back.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 00:13 #267130

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peloni almoni wrote:
jeff foxworthy called. he wants his routine back.


".... and if everytime you hear someone with a chicago accent you walk over with a wink hand him a large coffee and a pair of corduroy's, then you might just be a GYE addict"
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 01:07 #267137

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peloni almoni wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
jeff foxworthy called. he wants his routine back.


".... and if everytime you hear someone with a chicago accent you walk over with a wink hand him a large coffee and a pair of corduroy's, then you might just be a GYE addict"


Hey!
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
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If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 01:18 #267139

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You know you're on GYE for a while when...
You start getting too comfortable on the forum and....
You start throwing pillows at the great reb Cord'
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 02:26 #267143

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You know ur onn GYE too long when u tell someone "KOT!" and they look at you weirdly
What works for me: 1) Honesty 2) Meetings 3) 12-step 4) Listening to my Sponsor 5) Not doing what I want to do 6) Inviting the God of my understanding into my life

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 11:36 #267180

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...you start counting 94 sheep jumping over the fence to fall asleep, then you see this Shepard dressed as a Russian soldier and you realize those weren't sheep - they're ground forces entering Syria...
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 13:40 #267203

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markz wrote:
You know you're on GYE for a while when...
You start getting too comfortable on the forum and....
You start throwing pillows at the great reb Cord'


Unless it's a pillow like this one:
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

You can throw all the damn pillows you'd like at me.
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If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


Disclaimer: I am not a cheerleader; B"H, there are many on the site. I am here to change myself, and with God's help, by some mistake, I might even help change others.

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 13:48 #267204

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INTERNATIONAL PILLOW FIGHT DAY

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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 18:27 #267254

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markz wrote:
...you start counting 94 sheep jumping over the fence to fall asleep, then you see this Shepard dressed as a Russian soldier and you realize those weren't sheep - they're ground forces entering Syria...


9494 You transgressed the 94th gye rule not to change your avatar image in the middle of the work week. Now I look like an idiot
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writing that joke, and the Russian shepard dissapeared.

You know you're on GYE for a while when... you notice people dump their trucks and start driving trains which is against the 1st amendment!!
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 18:31 #267255

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I sent him that train, the reason is hard to see in the tiny avatar image. here it is in all its glory...

94loco.jpg


And of course he had to change it, he was trying to sneak into Syria but you blew his cover.
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And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...



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Last Edit: 29 Oct 2015 18:34 by Gevura Shebyesod.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 29 Oct 2015 18:35 #267256

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You know you're on GYE for a while when...

You put "not sitting all day on GYE when you need to work or you'll get fired" on your shvuah list.
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 18 Nov 2015 05:13 #268921

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You know you're on GYE for a while when...
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1. there are no DEAD batteries, only powerless ones

2. you count the steps going to the second floor and there are only 11 steps. You call a contractor...

3. You kid runs in saying he fell, you say "fell shmell"

4. You tell your friend that you called because you 'Just wanted to say hi' and hang up

5. sometimes you feel that now you are 'Just Having Fun'

6. every Gerrer chusid gets surreptitious looks, 'maybe he is the heiliger Guard'...

7. when you meet someone new you tell them "hi and welcome, you should be getting the official welcome package soon..."

8. passing roadkill is a meaningful experience

9. if someone says the Bardichever lived 200 years ago, you say 'nuh uh, he lives in Kentucky and drives a big truck and sells ice cream

10. you are at a bris and you hear the baby is named 'Dov' and you go over to the baal simcha and say that is a beautiful name, he asks "why so?" and you say ummmm, well you see, it's a long story, not for now and change the subject

11. you go in to meet an adam gadol and he asks you how things are going, you say "Baruch HaTatty"

12. you are at the grocery and you stop at the 7up and start grinning

13. you keep wanting to borrow your kid's tricycle

14. you visit the Grand Canyon and while standing at the edge you tell your wife, 'you know, i don't care which lav suicide is, i don't want to do it for other reasons'

15. you go to a boxing match and you keep yelling 'surrender to win!'

16. you are listening to the radio and they say 'now a word from our sponsor' and you wonder what their addiction is

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