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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:47 #284224

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:11 #284228

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peloni almoni wrote on 10 Apr 2016 22:24:
mark, we gotta train this newbie over here in the subtle art of humor.

Before you get too carried away kids, may I remind you of my actual seniority as regards to yourself and your esteemed acquaintance Mr Mark. As the longest member among the last ten posters on this thread I will venture out upon a limb, which I pray will not crack beneath the weight of my addicted self, and say - where was I? Oh yes! I was saying that as the senior here I would hardly call the humor of the ha-d co-e thread belonging to Mr. P.A to be subtle. Most things associated with Abbas are far from subtle. Now, has anyone seen my spectacles? I would hate to make a spectacle looking for them.
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:14 #284229

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:17 #284230

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שחוק וקלות ראש מרגילין לערוה

The fact that you have been here for x amt of time, means you're not obsessed about porn and have automatically been disqualified from שחוק or letting heads roll (קלות ראש)
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:24 #284231

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peloni almoni wrote on 10 Apr 2016 21:52:
 
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by the way, i have a mesora that this is cords's baby picture, taken in the grasslands of chicago in the 1960's.

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:27 #284232

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markz wrote on 10 Apr 2016 23:17:
שחוק וקלות ראש מרגילין לערוה

The fact that you have been here for x amt of time, means you're not obsessed about porn and have automatically been disqualified from שחוק or letting heads roll (קלות ראש)

Perhaps someone who doesn't keep falling is not obsessed about porn.
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 23:28 #284234

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Did I do anything to Pa today?
Did anyone tell him that I get to see the deleted posts as well?
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If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:09 #284236

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cordnoy wrote on 10 Apr 2016 23:28:
Did I do anything to Pa today?
Did anyone tell him that I get to see the deleted posts as well?

Ok I know who mom is but who is pa?
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:24 #284237

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 Ok I know who mom is but who is pa?

eeeeww.
major, major oversight on my part.
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:35 #284238

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Shlomo24 wrote on 11 Apr 2016 00:09:

cordnoy wrote on 10 Apr 2016 23:28:
Did I do anything to Pa today?
Did anyone tell him that I get to see the deleted posts as well?

Ok I know who mom is but who is pa?

We make a good team, for I don't really know who mom is.
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:38 #284240

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stillgoing wrote on 10 Apr 2016 23:11:

peloni almoni wrote on 10 Apr 2016 22:24:
mark, we gotta train this newbie over here in the subtle art of humor.

I would hardly call the humor of the ha-d co-e thread belonging to Mr. P.A to be subtle. Most things associated with Abbas are far from subtle.


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i did not say "the art of subtle humor", rather "the subtle art of humor".
there is a difference. 
my thread has a subtle art of blunt, crude, and hardcore cheesy humor.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:41 #284241

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cordnoy wrote on 11 Apr 2016 00:35:

Shlomo24 wrote on 11 Apr 2016 00:09:

cordnoy wrote on 10 Apr 2016 23:28:
Did I do anything to Pa today?
Did anyone tell him that I get to see the deleted posts as well?

Ok I know who mom is but who is pa?

We make a good team, for I don't really know who mom is.

i did not realize when i coined the nickname "mom" for ********* that i was pa. that is disturbing on so many levels.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 00:57 #284244

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I just used ראשי תיבות
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 01:30 #284246

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I've got the hear come Pesach Blooz

Mom = s******
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Sop = Sg oPa (alte djoke forum - GUE.com)
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Re: lemonade stand 11 Apr 2016 02:46 #284248

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markz wrote on 11 Apr 2016 01:30:
I've got the hear come Pesach Blooz

Mom = s******
Mop = Mark Oy PA
Sop = Sg oPa (alte djoke forum - GUE.com)
Cop = Sweeping moderator

Not sure what the sop is. Should i be insulted? :-) That seems to be the theme today. speaking of that, this mom nickname - not all that is positive has been said about it. I wonder if his long absence has any connection...
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