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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 Aug 2024 00:48 #418533

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chosemyshem wrote on 05 Aug 2024 14:23:
Got in the car Friday with my kids. My phone connects to Bluetooth and automatically starts playing the last thing I was listening to 
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I frantically turned it off.

Then my five year old pipes up from the back, "What was that?" 

I told him it was a Torah shuir and ignored all further questions.

Gosh, friggin kids, always being nosy and needing to know all manner of stuff. (Like “Totty, why can you say [insert slightly off color word] and not me?”)
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 Aug 2024 00:49 #418534

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redfaced wrote on 05 Aug 2024 15:02:

chosemyshem wrote on 05 Aug 2024 14:23:
Got in the car Friday with my kids. My phone connects to Bluetooth and automatically starts playing the last thing I was listening to 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

I frantically turned it off.

Then my five year old pipes up from the back, "What was that?" 

I told him it was a Torah shuir and ignored all further questions.

TYH for the wife not being there.

Are you kidding? Imagine the grouching that would’ve led to! I can only dream of such pure grumping.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 Aug 2024 23:52 #418615

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 my wife loves eggplant, i hate eggplant,
she knows it, i told her a 1000 times,
and she still serving it to me special for the 9 days,
why in the world is she serving it to me??
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Last Edit: 06 Aug 2024 23:57 by cande.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 06 Aug 2024 23:58 #418618

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cande wrote on 06 Aug 2024 23:52:
 my wife loves eggplant, i hate eggplant,
she knows it, i told her a 1000 times,
and she still serving it to me special for the 9 days,
why in the world is she serving it to me??
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Maybe she does learn Gemara!
Tell her you want eggplant and see if she doesn't give it to you. 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 Aug 2024 04:54 #418639

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trake the time and enjoy getting ready for shobbos.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 Aug 2024 12:32 #418652

It's obvious!
She trying to be mema'et besimcha...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 05:31 #418776

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Chances are that this has been grouched about already (whether on or off the official Grouchery) but I really must address dumb, bad drivers. 
I mean, you’d think they know how driving works, how the rules the road go. But noooo. They show up and completely mess up the flow of traffic. Seriously. How can it be that, in the entire world, yours truly is the best and only smart driver?
I feel that there should be some sort of test, like a qualifier, to ensure that people know what they’re doing being the wheel. Oh, wait… Maybe just an IQ test? Whatever it is, SOMETHING!!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
Last Edit: 09 Aug 2024 17:11 by tzitzis dude. Reason: Stuff

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 14:57 #418806

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So after being on GYE for ten months, I realized for the first time about three minutes ago that you can actually click on the fridgin' "Warning spoiler" thingy, TEN MONTHES!!!  And its not like im an old school bubby who cant use a flip phone! Dam    

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 15:01 #418809

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 18:34 #418820

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Thank you! You just saved me from  (probably a lot more than) a potential 10 months of ignorance.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 21:21 #418837

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tzitzis dude wrote on 09 Aug 2024 05:31:
Chances are that this has been grouched about already (whether on or off the official Grouchery) but I really must address dumb, bad drivers. 
I mean, you’d think they know how driving works, how the rules the road go. But noooo. They show up and completely mess up the flow of traffic. Seriously. How can it be that, in the entire world, yours truly is the best and only smart driver?
I feel that there should be some sort of test, like a qualifier, to ensure that people know what they’re doing being the wheel. Oh, wait… Maybe just an IQ test? Whatever it is, SOMETHING!!!!!

Ask YKW. It won't help to take an IQ test, or a cognitive test. They were just wearin' their hats, they were. So, what we need is the hat police, or make the roofs of the cars so low that a hat doesn't fit in. Or just plain ol' tickets for drivin' while wearin' 'em. 
Oh, I'm just wonderin', I saw in the news today about a guy goin' the wrong way on street in ___________, all while screamin' at the others, was that you? The article mentioned somethin' about strings flyin' out of the window...
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 21:30 #418841

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eerie wrote on 09 Aug 2024 21:21:

tzitzis dude wrote on 09 Aug 2024 05:31:
Chances are that this has been grouched about already (whether on or off the official Grouchery) but I really must address dumb, bad drivers. 
I mean, you’d think they know how driving works, how the rules the road go. But noooo. They show up and completely mess up the flow of traffic. Seriously. How can it be that, in the entire world, yours truly is the best and only smart driver?
I feel that there should be some sort of test, like a qualifier, to ensure that people know what they’re doing being the wheel. Oh, wait… Maybe just an IQ test? Whatever it is, SOMETHING!!!!!

Ask YKW. It won't help to take an IQ test, or a cognitive test. They were just wearin' their hats, they were. So, what we need is the hat police, or make the roofs of the cars so low that a hat doesn't fit in. Or just plain ol' tickets for drivin' while wearin' 'em. 
Oh, I'm just wonderin', I saw in the news today about a guy goin' the wrong way on street in ___________, all while screamin' at the others, was that you? The article mentioned somethin' about strings flyin' out of the window...

Okay, I’ll officially endorse anybody who’ll prosecute for DWH (Driving While Hatted).  To your second point, everybody ELSE was driving the wrong way!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 09 Aug 2024 22:44 #418844

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Aug 2024 20:05 #418849

minhamayim wrote on 09 Aug 2024 18:34:


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Thank you! You just saved me from  (probably a lot more than) a potential 10 months of ignorance.

I'm recent to GYE and every time I saw the Warning Spoiler thing it drove me nuts till I one time clicked on it for some reason. LOL!!!!!!!!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 11 Aug 2024 02:09 #418857

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yiftach wrote on 09 Aug 2024 22:44:
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I can halfway relate- I was only by my outlaws for Friday night.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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