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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 17 May 2016 00:52 #288015

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
about a woman is their eyes

And women say the first thing they
notice about men is

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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 20 Jun 2016 22:08 #290426

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My avatar image was updated this week, so I got this astounding email from someone asking

whats up with the new paint job? and who left his laundry hanging from your hook?



Guess what!?

I started a clothing drive

Cos it's the summer, and some people (particularly female) cannot afford the "bare" necessities, I thought it would be a generous consideration.
Please spread the word - when you see a blue smiley truck in your neighborhood do the good thing and donate any clothing you have

Disclaimer: shaitels will not be accepted due to negative publicity that gave credence to lust

So please slow down, ODAAT one donation at a time, no pushing
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 00:48 #294922

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They say
"When in Rome..."

Well...

On second thought... Don't ever move to there... 
because...



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The second one was for anyone thinking of moving to NY
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 21:14 #294946

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That's gross.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 21:59 #294947

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It didn't belong here

It wasn't a "joke"

Just plain "dirty" and sick news

It belongs on a different thread which I'll give someone else the honors of heading

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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 13 Nov 2016 03:10 #297753

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jerusalemsexaddict wrote on 01 Sep 2009 09:09:
Uri:Hello Rav Shlachter
Rav:SPeaking
Uri:Yea,so I just wanted to inform you that I spent the last day and night watching countless amounts of porn and masturbating
Rav:Very good.Uri.Thanks for sharing.
Uri:So what should I do now?
Rav:Well,we're meeting next monday so meanwhile stick in there.
Uri:K.
(Uri resumes porn and mas** marathon)
an hour later...
Uri:Yea hi Rav.I just wanted to let you that I can't stop.
Rav:Let go and let G-d.
Uri:K.
(Uri resumes porn and mas** marathon)
3 hours later...
Uri:So I think I just set an all time strak on **$@#.com for the most porn videos watched in one day.
Rav:Congratulations,Uri.I'll see you Monday.Now can you please stop calling me to inform me that you masturbated.I sort of am trying to work here.
Half hour later...
Uri:Rabbi I just can't stop looking at porn videos!
Rav:Uri.....
Uri:I've been living in one sexual fantasy after another for the past 15 hours!
Rav:Uri...
Uri:Why can't I stop masturbating!!!!
Rav:URI!
Uri:Yes?What?
Rav:I'm driving right now with my family.You're on speakerphone.
Pause....
Uri:How you doin Rebbetzin Shlachter?Pleased to meet you.Kids?Don't repeat anything I just said.Ever.

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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 10 May 2018 21:38 #330933

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Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14:
That's gross.

I think  that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 22 May 2018 23:13 #331236

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stillgoing wrote on 10 May 2018 21:38:

Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14:
That's gross.

I think  that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr.

Have you been going through my old posts? (Email me if you are, because I don't normally check GYE all that often). Also, it sounds like you're hating on my hometown... NYC is the greatest city in the world!
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 28 May 2018 22:11 #331466

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Shlomo24 wrote on 22 May 2018 23:13:

stillgoing wrote on 10 May 2018 21:38:

Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14:
That's gross.

I think  that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr.

Have you been going through my old posts? (Email me if you are, because I don't normally check GYE all that often). Also, it sounds like you're hating on my hometown... NYC is the greatest city in the world!

I still have over 1500 new reply's to go through. I try to do the older ones first.
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