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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:58 #267625

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Guys leave Shlomo alone he's nice

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I'm going to sleep soon gnite
I'll pick up the pieces tomorrow
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 12:32 #267636

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
I dissected a toucan and I got this:

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AND you revived Cordnoy from the dead - he gave you a thank you last night!

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 19:50 #267679

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Toucan feels sad.....
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 20:00 #267682

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P E L O N I A L M O N I
You made my day with all those compliments and mesayin sayin' I can replace cordnoy

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 21:20 #267696

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Mesayin I'm forever grateful to you for going to the dealer and picking out my truck avatar picture, for all you guys it was his idea sent to me via PM.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 04 Nov 2015 01:14 #267710

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i found a picture with REB mark and peloni almoni (the mexican כנ"ל)
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but who is the third rabbi? cords? me sayin'? mom? (he does look judgemental...) gevurah?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 04 Nov 2015 01:24 #267712

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Shlomo24 wrote:
Toucan feels sad.....


mr. froot loops!!!! chass veshalom!!!! there is no sadness on this blog. remember, we only roast the ones we love.

עלץ לבי בה' רמה קרני בה' - אל תקרי קרני אלא
corny

here - we even roast moses:

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DISCLAIMER - FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS POST, MOSES IS NOT MOSHE RABBEINU CHASS VESHALOM, RATHER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. SO PLEASE HOLD YOUR MACHA'A. (yes, i am talking to you you know who you are) (mom)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Last Edit: 04 Nov 2015 01:32 by peloni almoni. Reason: not corny enough

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 05 Nov 2015 00:56 #267831

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 05 Nov 2015 19:37 #267912

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This is to celebrate 500 posts BH

peloni almoni wrote:
speaking of trucks and where you can put them ... make sure not to park in the helige rebbe rav mark's spot ...

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IF YOU PARK IN THE RABBI'S SPOT
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 05 Nov 2015 19:38 #267914

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markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
speaking of trucks and where you can put them ... make sure not to park in the helige rebbe rav mark's spot ...

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IF YOU PARK IN THE RABBI'S SPOT
You will be Cementing the Relationship



A man who drives a cement mixer truck for a living notices a strange car parked in his driveway and assumes the owner is having an affair with his wife. As revenge he fills the car with concrete. He walks into his house with shouts of "Mazel Tov" to discover that the car was a present from his wife


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 01:32 #267950

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cordnoy wrote:
markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
speaking of trucks and where you can put them ... make sure not to park in the helige rebbe rav mark's spot ...

9d350885f56ddc54d63130876189155a.jpg

IF YOU PARK IN THE RABBI'S SPOT
You will be Cementing the Relationship



A man who drives a cement mixer truck for a living notices a strange car parked in his driveway and assumes the owner is having an affair with his wife. As revenge he fills the car with concrete. He walks into his house with shouts of "Mazel Tov" to discover that the car was a present from his wife


Ahem.....what movie were you watchin'?


reb markz - i am truly PROUD to host your 500th post. that you for choosing peloni almoni's hard-core unfiltered cornography blog for all your posting needs. have a corny day.

cords - ברוך מחיה המתים
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 03:26 #267958

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What in Lords name is going on in this place

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 03:45 #267961

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Yesod wrote:
What in Lords name is going on in this place


welcome friend. you have much to learn.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Cornography coming in to my head during tefilla 06 Nov 2015 04:08 #267963

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Okay, here is a really disturbing problem I am having repeatedly. And I am wondering if anyone else is having the same problem. Brace yourself, it sounds really weird, but it is true.

So, specifically during Krias Shema, my mind almost immediately brings up silly jokes that I have heard in the past....
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And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
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Re: Cornography coming in to my head during tefilla 06 Nov 2015 04:50 #267965

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
Okay, here is a really disturbing problem I am having repeatedly. And I am wondering if anyone else is having the same problem. Brace yourself, it sounds really weird, but it is true.

So, specifically during Krias Shema, my mind almost immediately brings up silly jokes that I have heard in the past....


follow these easy steps:
1. take a pen and paper to shul
2. when these jokes enter your mind, stop, and write them down
3. after davening, review them for quality purposes
4. immediately after davening, post them to this website
5. be sure to indicate by each joke which part of davening/which brachas of shemoneh esreh the joke entered your mind (we want to know where the shefa came from)


example: EFRON HACHITI had a nickname. his nickname was LOU. as it says:
וידבר אל עפרון לאמר אם אתה לו שמעני
I THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE DURING LAINING

example: a guy goes to his rabbi and says he made his telephone modem hekdesh. his rabbi asked why he would do something like that. the guy responded: i said in shemoneh esreh:
מודים אנחנו לך
i give my modem to you
I THOUGH OF THIS JOKE DURING THE BRACHA OF AVOS WHEN I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE MODIM ALREADY

example: DOVID HAMELECH forsaw that some of the members of the baltimore ravens would be delinquent in alimony and child support payments. hashem in his great mercy, feeds their ex-wives and kids. as it says:
נותן לבהמה לחמה לבני עורב אשר יקראו
I DID NOT THINK OF THIS JOKE DURING ACTUAL DAVENING. I CAME LATE TO SHACHARIS AND HAD TO SKIP THIS HALLELUKA. BUT DURING CHAZARAS HASHATZ (?!?) I WAS LOOKING UP THE SPORTS SCORES ON MY PHONE, AND I REMEMBERED THIS JOKE WHEN I SAW THE RAVENS SCORE.

i can go on, but i think you get the picture.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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