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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 04 Mar 2016 05:46 #280217

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markz wrote:

The.guard wrote:
This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!




If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock 5 years ago,
it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $5.30
of the original $1000.00 With Worldcom, you would have less than
$2.00 left.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser beer, not the stock,
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
My current investment advice is to drink heavily and be sure to
recycle

Got it?

For any other financial related questions please feel free to email me - hic

I choose not to drink, but find the littered can and turn the cans in, or give them to another diligent one hoping for extra means to survive, I also grow gardens, and the surplus is often, for needy neighbors who can not buy the organic foods, in a Ruthless world the truth is David would have not been born, so among the appointed times, I especially like to glean for blessings, and when it come to an extra smile it here, when it joy of victory it is many of the other rooms on this site.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Mar 2016 04:27 #280390

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A Jewish man is speeding the highway at 1 a.m.
A policeman stops him and asks,
"Where are you racing at this hour?"

"To a lecture," the man responds.

"Who will deliver a lecture at this hour," the policeman asks.

"My wife!!", was the reply.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Mar 2016 21:03 #280483

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GYE IS LOOKING FOR A PROFESSIONAL FUNRAISER
TO RAISE PELONI ALMONI FROM THE DEAD

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Mar 2016 20:54 #280854

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From Rabbi shmuel kunda Z"L:

Judge to Pichus the gabbai: Stop getting engaged in such ridiculous rituals.

Pichus: I didn't get engaged in a rich shul or any other shul.



Boy #1 pretending a judge: ... that is not dignified!

Boy #2: What's dignified?

Boy #3: It means if you dig you'll find.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Mar 2016 06:19 #281041

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stillgoing wrote on 11 Mar 2016 06:02:

Yesod wrote on 11 Mar 2016 03:08:
Oh yeah.

I'm gonna start my "own good evening device" which pays you to stay on 15 an hour

Who wants in


Oh yeah? Well it aint gonna work! And Mark if youre going to join dem, Iz gonna have to hook you up to da recker and tow you outta dere! Dockta Middos said good middos always wins and he was right! me and da other mark, my friend zuikerberg wez gonna be watching your data linez to make sure dat there aint no funny stuff comin in to dose eyez. Now piece out bro, and if da chillin iz getting a little too cold you might need some wordford and chasiddus to warm you up inside.


Whadye want from me?
I did the 90 day thing, so I have my diploma, now let me just move on with my life

And who in the world is woodford???

Also that Chassidus thing you mentioned, is Seuss in your signature included in that cult??
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Mar 2016 18:08 #281077

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Chasiddus is just as a cult as Obama is a president.
 
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Mar 2016 00:59 #281112

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Mesayin wrote:
Chasiddus is just as a cult as Obama is a president.

 

So you agree it's a cult?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Mar 2016 04:50 #281144

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Hahaha

Dont start with the markzman

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Mar 2016 04:52 #281146

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I think I want to request a username upgrade, I really like that one
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 22 Mar 2016 12:58 #282119

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doing teshuva wrote:
Mark - You're on gye 24/6?
When do you sleep??

 


Aaaaaahhhhhh

Ba Shabbos Ba Menucha

The Jewish Holidays are allocated for sleep.
  • Shabbos is for workaholics like myself
  • Shushan Purim for alcoholics (Taanis Esther too)
  • 3 days of Pesach for cholhamoedics
  • 2nd day Shevuous for Toraholics
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 22 Mar 2016 14:32 #282143

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Chanuka - GA, and OA
Yom kippur - self haters anonymous
Tubeshvat - dried fruit weirdos

 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 23 Mar 2016 05:02 #282260

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i always thought our holidays were outlets...
purim is for alcoholics
seder night is for kleptomaniacs
lag baomer is for pyromaniacs
erev yom kippur is for overeaters 
yom kippur is for anorexics
chanuka is for obsessive gamblers
shavuos is for insomniacs
simchas torah is to make the chassidim happy
tisha beav is to make the litvish happy

agav - some inyana deyoma: my rebbi says that the eicha niggun for parts of the megilla is so the litvish would have some simchas purim also. and he is a hard-core old-school litvak



 
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 23 Mar 2016 09:34 #282264

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Peloni - the snow is over and I'm glad to see you out of your den

How did he react when you told him he's hardcore?

btw I have a non disclosure issue putting stuff I sent you recently on the forums, since I shared it with live people and my cover may be... compromised, and that may be my 'nuclear reset button'.
So if you want to post it shelo bishmi, fire away

 
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 23 Mar 2016 09:50 #282265

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peloni almoni wrote on 23 Mar 2016 05:02:
i always thought our holidays were outlets...
purim is for alcoholics
seder night is for kleptomaniacs
lag baomer is for pyromaniacs
erev yom kippur is for overeaters 
yom kippur is for anorexics
chanuka is for obsessive gamblers
shavuos is for insomniacs
simchas torah is to make the chassidim happy
tisha beav is to make the litvish happy

agav - some inyana deyoma: my rebbi says that the eicha niggun for parts of the megilla is so the litvish would have some simchas purim also. and he is a hard-core old-school litvak




 

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 23 Mar 2016 11:15 #282279

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