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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Nov 2015 00:56 #268450

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בס"ד

GENTLEMEN, i would like to break the number one rule that i myself set up upon starting this thread, and post something here that is serious.

WE like to poke fun at each other sometimes, but we know that we are each other's best friends. we rely on each other for support and encouragement. since i started at GYE, hours and hours of time that i would otherwise have spent watching movies (halevai), i have spent doing better things, including chatting and posting on the forum. this resulted in me getting lots of chizuk, and maybe even giving some to others. my addiction to the rush of various unhealthy outlets has been (at least partially) replaced by the interactive just_having_fun threads, and by just staying out of isolation.

SO my purpose with this post is twofold. firstly, i would like to extend a general thank you to the community at large for your support, perhaps including a thank you in advance for your continued support and involvement in my threads.

BUT my main purpose here tonight is to take my hat off to a very special friend and brother who has just posted today 90 days. reb mark, all of our joking aside, you have a lot of kishron, you have a lot of determination, and you have come a long way. your sharfkeit kept me on my toes since you got here a couple months ago, and i truly appreciate all that you have done to be mechazek and interact with me and the rest of the oylam. you bring a general simcha and positive atmosphere to the forum, that i am sure everyone has noticed.

THEREFORE, for you, reb mark, it is truly worth it to break my number one rule, and post something worthy of the serious threads. you are amazing. congratulations, and keep on truckin' brother!

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 12 Nov 2015 01:13 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Nov 2015 01:39 #268453

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PA - Did you notice that I restrained from mentioning any one of the greats in my personal share here today, besides for yourself truly, it was bedavka
In my opinion if the database of forums gets maxxed and we can only keep one - it's gotta be - you know what
Now
In response to your genuine kindhearted words, I immediately
clicked to add 10 Karmas for you, I did not forge this image


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Nov 2015 03:33 #268459

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WOW! keep it up mark! WOOHOO!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Nov 2015 05:01 #268521

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#90,000ReasonsToSayNo
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Nov 2015 11:26 #268535

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I still can't figure out who mom is

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Nov 2015 15:23 #268551

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unanumun wrote:
I still can't figure out who mom is



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HELLO??! he comes to this thread sometimes. he'll figure it out! can we please be more subtle?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 13 Nov 2015 15:24 by peloni almoni. Reason: not markz

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Nov 2015 05:35 #268603

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WHO POSTED MY PICTURE ON GYE????!!!
this is supposed to be anonymous!
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Nov 2015 11:58 #268619

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FREE-HARDCORE-CORNOGRAPHY
Can you guess why PA put the word "Free" at the beginning of his string?

Can someone please try answer that trivia question? It's soooooo obvious!

peloni almoni wrote:
it can be one or more or less of the following reasons:

1. its the only kind of corno that i know. as a good pious practicing jew, i never did like to pay for my corn.

2. its more attractive to get offered free good-quality high-definition corn. and i want people on my blog, watching my cornographic productions and submitting their own homemade corno's. so i (as yesod so eloquently put it) lure them in with the proverbial toothy grin, etc.
so in one word - advertising.

3. because its free

4. if you have to pay for jokes, they become less funny. its the truth. the whole time you're thinking if you got your money's worth instead of lightening up and enjoying yourself. the same is true with enjoying a good corno.

to be continued...


PA - DO NOT CONTINUE!!!
You are Wwwwwaaaayyyyy off mark!!
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


Can someone else please give it a shot, before I have to spill the corn???!!!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Nov 2015 21:08 #268663

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I'm in the mood for a specific type of cornography today...

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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Nov 2015 21:22 #268664

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That's what happens when the dirty jokes section is open to the floor. What are you doing posting this junk here???????????#%^*+=+*^%#%%^^*==+**^%#%^^*+¥'mnhgbc
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Nov 2015 21:25 #268665

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markz wrote:
FREE-HARDCORE-CORNOGRAPHY
Can you guess why PA put the word "Free" at the beginning of his string?

Can someone please try answer that trivia question? It's soooooo obvious!

peloni almoni wrote:
it can be one or more or less of the following reasons:

1. its the only kind of corno that i know. as a good pious practicing jew, i never did like to pay for my corn.

2. its more attractive to get offered free good-quality high-definition corn. and i want people on my blog, watching my cornographic productions and submitting their own homemade corno's. so i (as yesod so eloquently put it) lure them in with the proverbial toothy grin, etc.
so in one word - advertising.

3. because its free

4. if you have to pay for jokes, they become less funny. its the truth. the whole time you're thinking if you got your money's worth instead of lightening up and enjoying yourself. the same is true with enjoying a good corno.

to be continued...


PA - DO NOT CONTINUE!!!
You are Wwwwwaaaayyyyy off mark!!
Zemiros Shabbos wrote:
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


Can someone else please give it a shot, before I have to spill the corn???!!!!


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 00:26 #268671

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This was an actual post but I can't fulfil בשם אומרו cos it's bordering on LH
Ploni with an 'e', based on your latest Corn, I wonder if you didn't recieve this welcome too on day 1
Y wrote:
ur-a-jew, I would like to formally welcome you! Isn't life much better knowing there are Jews who understand your exact situation? I hope your stay here is like toilet paper...long and usefull (long so that when be'h you recover you will help others).

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 02:02 #268679

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markz wrote:
That's what happens when the dirty jokes section is open to the floor. What are you doing posting this junk here???????????#%^*+=+*^%#%%^^*==+**^%#%^^*+¥'mnhgbc


you can shove this up your dirty joke section (which is appropriate given the topic of the joke):

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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 16 Nov 2015 02:02 by peloni almoni. Reason: death to mom

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 02:19 #268680

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Welcome to the Porto John Post

PA on your forum you can do what you want / need.
Elsewhere you may go from 0 and 2 karma, to 19 - serious.
Yeah, there's Mom, and you'll call me Pop - no prob

PA - Please remember there are other people that read your great posts, and i truly feel you are defiling yourself. Can you reconsider, and get a mop, and remove those previous posts?

Also pray tell me why you felt the needurge to post this filth today?
Is it because of something I wrote on a different post?
If you read that entire post mitchila v'ad sof, you'd understand very well, and it was received well!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 03:06 #268681

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my dear reb mark, i have two things to say.
1. regarding what i wrote about diarrhea, for some people it's hereditary - it runs in their jeans.
2. do you remember Tigger? he spent the whole day looking in the toilet for Pooh.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 16 Nov 2015 03:07 by peloni almoni. Reason: mazel tov - mom and pop invei hagefen etc.
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