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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 06:04 #268137

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Can we get rid of the Warning Spoilers? Isn't this topic Hardcore for a reason?

On a side note to add: We best abide to one of Our founding fathers' cry during the war of independence, "let us all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 06:19 #268139

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The IRS sents down a guy to audit a shul, so this guy meets the Rabbi in his office and questions him about everything. Seeing that he can't catch the Rabbi with anything, he decided to get smart and asks the Rabbi, Tell me what to you do with all the edges and crumbs of the cake? The Rabbi responds, We send it back to the Bakery and every once in a while they send us some rum balls. Ok, so what happens to the wax drippings of the candles? Why, we send it in to the candle company and every so often they send us a candle back. Seeing he can't outsmart the Rabbi, he asks, So tell me Rabbi, WHAT Do you do with the foreskins from the circumsisions? Oh, thats the easiest of all, WE send them in to the IRS, and every so often they send us back a little prick like you!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 06:24 #268141

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"I have a FINE memory, it's just short!"the.guard wrote:
7Up, your memory is failing you, like mine. I posted these jokes already on this thread.

Oh, and by the way, I posted these jokes already on this thread.


[quote="jerusalemsexaddict" post=22270]Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 06:36 #268142

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Recent study has proven, Marriage is the sole cause of Divorce. 91.7319 statistics are made up on the spot.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 19:50 #268189

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Gabbai Sheini has revealed himself in all glory
Shlomo24 wrote:
eny wrote:
Thanks for the stars!
I was interested in the chat room because I wanted a place where I can communicate with someone directly when I catch myself in a nisayon and have the presence of mind to talk to someone. That can sometimes happen on the forum.

I don't know about joking because I just went to the chatroom once to check how it works & I had nothing particular to say.


if I know mark at all, he was asking abt joking b/c he likes to make jokes himself and he was asking permission to do so in ur thread. (I feel like mark has his posts translated a lot)

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 22:05 #268197

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Oy, how am I suppose to read these humongous posts from dov, I need a tension span of children of the 19th century for that.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 23:03 #268205

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Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

I don't fall constantly. What do I need to do to become a tzaddik?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 23:19 #268207

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markz wrote:
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Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

I don't fall constantly. What do I need to do to become a tzaddik?


Depends what you call constantly.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 23:45 #268211

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Mesayin wrote:
markz wrote:
Mesayins Signature wrote:
Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

I don't fall constantly. What do I need to do to become a tzaddik?


Depends what you call constantly.


Before this gets out of hand and lands in the dirty jokes section, let's put it right
שבע יפול צדיק וקם
There are many צדיקים on this website from the.guard all the waydown. We all have fallen. A צדיק gets up even if his horse tripped. He may never fall in lust ever again, who knows?

I think it should read something like

"Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that have the willpower to get up again and FS-KOT"
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 00:44 #268219

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i hate to get all serious on a "funny" thread (#ouch #imgonnagetburnedforthis) but it's nice and all to say we are tzadikim but we kinda aren't. we may be people who have changed a ton and we good be good people, but tzadikim! i think that is a stretch. (btw this has always bothered me but i never commented till now). if "x" is a tzadik then what was r' aryeh levin, an uber-tzadik? praise is like a teabag, the more you use it the less powerful it is.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 01:37 #268227

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Shlomo24 wrote:
i hate to get all serious on a "funny" thread (#ouch #imgonnagetburnedforthis) but it's nice and all to say we are tzadikim but we kinda aren't. we may be people who have changed a ton and we good be good people, but tzadikim! i think that is a stretch. (btw this has always bothered me but i never commented till now). if "x" is a tzadik then what was r' aryeh levin, an uber-tzadik? praise is like a teabag, the more you use it the less powerful it is.


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 02:37 #268228

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peloni almoni wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote:
i hate to get all serious on a "funny" thread (#ouch #imgonnagetburnedforthis) but it's nice and all to say we are tzadikim but we kinda aren't. we may be people who have changed a ton and we good be good people, but tzadikim! i think that is a stretch. (btw this has always bothered me but i never commented till now). if "x" is a tzadik then what was r' aryeh levin, an uber-tzadik? praise is like a teabag, the more you use it the less powerful it is.


The following user(s) said: Find another thread for serious and depressing talk, and leave this one for bad jokes: peloni almoni, markz, cordnoy, skeptical, ZemirosShabbos, 9494, mom, Gevurah Shebeyesod, Bigmoish, Mesayin, the.guard, obormottel, Dov


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markz wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
markz wrote:
Mesayins Signature wrote:
Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

I don't fall constantly. What do I need to do to become a tzaddik?


Depends what you call constantly.


Before this gets out of hand and lands in the dirty jokes section, let's put it right
שבע יפול צדיק וקם
There are many צדיקים on this website from the.guard all the waydown. We all have fallen. A צדיק gets up even if his horse tripped. He may never fall in lust ever again, who knows?

I think it should read something like

"Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that have the willpower to get up again and FS-KOT"

Shlomo - do you know I considered to write earlier, then deleted I the following

"There are many צדיקים on this website from the.guard till the guy with the blue truck (HE??? A Tzadik? On this joke forum it passes), and everyone in between"


Why did I not write that??????????
Because it may be inferred that I was kidding about everyone else too, eg. peloni almoni, cordnoy, skeptical, ZemirosShabbos, 9494, mom (Who is that?), Gevurah Shebeyesod, Shlomo24, Bigmoish, Mesayin, the.guard, obormottel, Dov.
And I was NOT Kidding

I must deffer to PA over Shlomo in this freak circumstance where you have been found to say something inherently wrong - but since this is the joke section, Ill explain the whole parsha to you on on your Big Steps post
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 02:45 #268229

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markz wrote:
Ill explain the whole parsha to you on on your Big Steps post[/color]


let me explain my problem to you, dear mark:

markz wrote:
Dov wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
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(I hope that I am being coherent here )


well.... i know when i'm not needed.


Your'e needed, your needed!!

I second that!!!


and yet, here you are, putting a link in YOUR OWN DAMN POST!!!
you know what, be that way.
i quit (#pulling_a_cordnoy --- aka #pulling_the_cord)

by the way, dov said i was needed. how awesome is that? and he said it twice!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 02:51 #268230

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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Nov 2015 03:30 #268231

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Shlomo24 wrote:
WOW! i love this thread guys. kudos mark



i think one extra-large serving of W.T.F. right about now would be very well justified.

mr. froot loops!!! i thought we were friends!!! how can you credit my blog to my competitor?!!
(although, chazal do say that one does not envy his own talmid ...)
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