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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 18:28 #268090

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[quote="cordnoy" post=268056]peloni almoni wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
cordnoy wrote:
markz wrote:
Before I get swallowed alive by the fish


In order to be swallowed alive by a fish, you have to be a prophet, and your name has to be Yona. Not a truck named whatever.


fishy_weirdness_041.jpg


apparently alcohol also impairs spelling.


which spellin' mistake you referrin' to?


spelling, referring, and judgement.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 18:33 #268091

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'Whatever' has already been allocated to skep whenever he decides to do whatever it takes. Ok I can't explain now, you know what I mean, whatever...

Btw I think the teen forum would love to have a moderator called whatever, thats about the only word some teens know


oh boy. i feel my gabbai senses tingling.

markz wrote:
Forgive me if I'm brutally honest but as an aspie this is what I'm wired to do, even if it means my karmas go- sometimes.

It troubles me to read great posts by someone with the name 'skep', I even had a hard time writing 'skep' just now. Aspies are extremely literal people and it really bothers me to see such names

Imagine if one of the moderators had the name apikores, I don't think I would even read his posts. We're trying so hard to be positive and any scepticism is not welcome

A lowly boarder is requesting a reputable moderator to ask the grand administrator to upgrade the name to something like "skyoptical" or "whatever"...

Waydown when you become a moderator I'm going to need your name changed too
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 18:43 #268092

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[quote="peloni almoni" post=268090]cordnoy wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
cordnoy wrote:
markz wrote:
Before I get swallowed alive by the fish


In order to be swallowed alive by a fish, you have to be a prophet, and your name has to be Yona. Not a truck named whatever.


fishy_weirdness_041.jpg


apparently alcohol also impairs spelling.


which spellin' mistake you referrin' to?


spelling, referring, and judgement.


Judgment was spelled correctly.....unless you are a Brit.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 20:04 #268095

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:
'Whatever' has already been allocated to skep whenever he decides to do whatever it takes. Ok I can't explain now, you know what I mean, whatever...

Btw I think the teen forum would love to have a moderator called whatever, thats about the only word some teens know


oh boy. i feel my gabbai senses tingling.

markz wrote:
Forgive me if I'm brutally honest but as an aspie this is what I'm wired to do, even if it means my karmas go- sometimes.

It troubles me to read great posts by someone with the name 'skep', I even had a hard time writing 'skep' just now. Aspies are extremely literal people and it really bothers me to see such names

Imagine if one of the moderators had the name apikores, I don't think I would even read his posts. We're trying so hard to be positive and any scepticism is not welcome

A lowly boarder is requesting a reputable moderator to ask the grand administrator to upgrade the name to something like "skyoptical" or "whatever"...

Waydown when you become a moderator I'm going to need your name changed too


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My dear Gabbai rishon in your Zechus I have the opportunity to do things other rebbes can't on this forum - you see now whenever something of mine is posted I can also immediately add a thank you to myself.

btw I'm looking for a Gabbai sheini in case PA needs a vacation... Anyone know where barditchev disappeared too?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 20:16 #268097

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markz wrote:

btw I'm looking for a Gabbai sheini in case PA needs a vacation... Anyone know where barditchev disappeared too?

screenshot_2015-11-08-15-10-11.png
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 08 Nov 2015 20:17 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 20:23 #268100

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:

btw I'm looking for a Gabbai sheini in case PA needs a vacation... Anyone know where barditchev disappeared too?

screenshot_2015-11-08-15-10-11.png


found him, AND nailed you both in one post.
(except maybe substitute truck for trolly...)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 08 Nov 2015 20:24 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 02:24 #268118

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 04:53 #268124

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I like this guy. Where did HE disappear to??
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:15 #268125

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the.guard wrote:
7Up, your memory is failing you, like mine. I posted these jokes already on this thread.

Oh, and by the way, I posted these jokes already on this thread.


jerusalemsexaddict wrote:
Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:31 #268126

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:32 #268127

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markz wrote:

jerusalemsexaddict wrote:
Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

(Uri having a daydream about running GYE.Sitting back in a beautiful plush office in the Empire State Building with a cigar in his mouth and a glass of whiskey in his hand typing responses to people with his toes)


נלע"ד דיש לציין כאן חקירה שכתבתי במקום אחר וז"ל שם
peloni almoni wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
i was wondering - it says this blog was someone named jerusalemsexaddict. is that "jerusalem sex addict", or the ever-more optimistic "jerusalem's ex-addict".
then it occurred to me that maybe when he started, he was a jerusalem sex addict. thanks to GYE, now he is jerusalem's ex-addict.
however, one may ask on this pshat that an addict is never really an ex-addict.
ויש ליישב ואין כאן מקום להאריך

You can also make a chakira for my name, is it mesayin as in מסייעין אותו, or mess ayin as in מת עין

And there can be a couple of pshatim in לשבח ,מת עין or לגנאי

וק''ל


believe it or not, i originally thought your name was english - me sayin' (cordnoy language, without the g) kelomar this is you saying your devarim

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 09 Nov 2015 05:33 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:34 #268128

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is it just me or is this blog getting repetitive?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 09 Nov 2015 05:36 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:34 #268129

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is it just me or is this blog getting repetitive?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:39 #268131

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i tried to do a third one...
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son of a beach
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Nov 2015 05:50 #268133

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While you were duplicating you probably missed the added truplication I posted of "Rage AT Machine" especially the one regarding fishies that I highlighted so you know which parts are important to quote...
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