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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 25 Apr 2017 22:00 #311527

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I think this is the best chapter thus far.

At some point we all find our selves asking this question.

Only B'H we didn't get into this situation were it is to late to turn back as much as we really want to.

Will He Live or Die?

Well I guess we will have to wait & see but one thing we can learn form this is hey! we have a chance to make things right lets not wait, until its to late.

Got Wife? Take good care of Her! don't let her down even if she doesn't know.

Got Children? Treat them right! show them some Love! Give them some of our precious time.

Got a life ahead of you? Invest in it while your young so that you don't make the mistakes later on.

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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 25 Apr 2017 22:02 #311529

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Me3 wrote on 18 Nov 2009 19:54:
Reb B

To be quite frank with you,

I'm a bit disturbed about this whole story line.

You imply that some harmless internet surfing

by my friend Heshy can have real consequences.

Obviously, that's not true. A couple of clicks here and there,

isn't hurting anybody.

Right?

Cause his wife to contemplate getting a divorce?

Come on!

Cause him to have no relationship with his kid?

Be serious!

This totally being blown out of porportion!

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?

Right?
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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 25 Apr 2017 22:04 #311530

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Dov wrote on 18 Nov 2009 22:37:
Well, my oldest son and I have deep difficulties in communication and basic lack of faith in eachothers' love that I trace directly to the fact that he was an obstacle to my lust. It gets more obvious (and more painful to see) as I get saner, actually, even though things are definitely on the mend. In fact, while I was acting out - or as I like to put it: "when I act out" - everyone close to me is a pain in the a%%. The relationship I have with my "sobriety babies" (the ones born after I got sober and started recovery) and the ones born before, in those years of turmoil, is just different.
And as far as the relationship of wife and I, it never ceases to amaze us how littl we really had to do with eachother before sobriety. I have come to believe that I avoided her emotiononally. Even though I seemed to be  a decent husband and a nice guy to live with for the most part  - aside from the unsightly betrayal of frequent escapades in desperate search of that good 'ol lust high, of course.

Just a thought.
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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 25 Apr 2017 22:15 #311531

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bardichev wrote on 19 Nov 2009 05:29:
PART 30

REBBI I DONT UNDERSTAND LAST NIGHT I BEGGED YOU TO LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE
..AND TODAY YOU ARE BEGGING ME TO COME IN

YANKI..

PLEASE REBBI PLEASE DON’T HIDE FROM ME WHATS GOING ON?

 YANKI PLEASE DON’T MAKE THIS DIFFICULT.COME TO MY HOUSE.WE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

 REBBI WHERE ARE MY PARENTS ?

 YANKI PLEASE 

REBBI WHATS GOING ON??

 YANKI  THERE IS A LOT THAT NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED .. YOUR FATHER IS VERY SICK! OK, SO YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO BE WITH HIM.
 THE DOCTOR WANTS HER THERE.

 WHY?

 CAUSE HE  IS THE DOCTOR

 WHY?

 YANKI, WHAT DO YOU WANT REBBI TO SAY? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP

 REBBI ,PLEASE DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL

 NO,YANKI 

ILL GO MYSELF 

NO YANKI 

REBBI PLEASE PLEASE ,
I DON’T WANT TO UPSET YOU.I NEED TO SEE FOR MYSELF 

OK LETS TAKE THE F TRAIN COME LETS WALK TO 18TH AVE ILL GET YOU A PIZZA IN MENDELSOHNS  

REBBI MY COUSIN LIVES ON 45TH STREET .WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM ANYMORE. 

CMON YANKI UP THE STEPS.METROCARD.WHAT A VIEW FROM THIS PLATFORM. 

YEAH REBBI I SEE DOUGIES 

*BING BONG “STAND CLEAR OF THEMZ CLOSING DOORS.NEXT STOP CHURCH AVENOO. 



 WHERE THAT LADY BE.DIS MAN HEEZ GONNA DIE BY HEEEZSELF HEAY MAAN WHAT A SHAME. LIKE AN OLE HORSE AFTA DA KENTICKY DIBBY.
YO HARRY YO LISSUN.ISS MEE KHALLEED!!HARRY YOUZE GOTTA WAKE UP!ISS AN ORDER!

YO HEAH ME??CMON SAY SUMPFIN!!HEY SHOULD I PULL YO TRAKE OUT ??
HEH HEH DR KHALEED!
YANKIN ON DA TRAKE!!
FO HARRYS SAKE.
MAKE NO MISTAKE

HARRY LIKE MA JINGLE?
OK DA TRAKE IS OUT
SAY A FOO WORDS!!!
 HARRY YOUZE SCARED LIKE A LIL BOY YOUZE  WIFE WILL NOT TAKE YOU HOME?
DON’T YOU WORRY HARRY YOUZE WILL GIT ON YOUZE HANS AN KNEES AN BEG!!

HARRY SAY SOMETHING OR I WILL SHUT THIS MACHINE DOWN!! 
IZE COUNTIN TILL 6O.
FFTY NAAHHN FFTY ATE  FFTY SEVIN…  

*HESHY THINKING* "OY I WISH I CAN TALK THIS NUT JOB IS GOING TO KILL ME..THIS IS IT ONE MINUTE LEFT TO LIVE.. HASHEM..HASHEM…HASHEM…I IGNORED YOU..YOU TRIED TO HELP BUT I WAS A MAD AKSHIN STUBBORN..I MAKE A NEDER IF YOU SAVE ME …I WILL DO TESHUVAH SHLEIMAH…BAIN ADAM LICHAVEIRO!! AND BAIN ADAM LIMAKOM!!..I PROMISE..GIVE ME THE KOACH TO SAY ONE WORD!!ONE WORD!!ONE WORD SO THIS GUY DOES NOT KILL ME..PLEASE HASHEM PLEASE"..

 HARRY IZE STILL COUNTIN..FOORDY FIVE  FOORDY FOUR HEY DAT WAS REGGIES NUMBAH.. 
 HARRY YOUZE CAN DO IT SAY A WORD!!
ONE WORD!!REGGIE!!REGGIE!!

 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DE DEAD MAN IS SPEAKIN!!!
YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!

 GURGGGGGUHHHHHHYANKI-III 

HARRY YOUZE SAID SUMPFIN IZE SAYZ REGGIE HE SAYS YANKEES!! DIS MAN IS NOT IN NO COMA!!IZE SEEN IT HEEZ MAKIN INTELLIGENT CONVOSASHUN!!!
 LADY LADY!! IZE SWAER HEEES ALIVE
 WHERE YOUZE BEEN ??
 
KHALLEED ARE YOU NUTS WHERE IS HIS TRACHE??

 HE DONT NEED IT LADY
 HEES COOL HE WAS TALKIN’ WIFF ME WE WAS TALKIN BASEBALL!! 

KHALEED-WHAT- DID-HE-SAY??

 HE SEZ .YANKEES!

 WHATTTTT????? 

MA GOSH SHE FAINTED!!! WADDUH WADDUH!!! 

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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 25 Apr 2017 22:17 #311532

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bardichev wrote on 23 Nov 2009 16:32:
                      PART 31


REBBI WHY ARE WE GETTING OFF HERE?

WE NEED THE 7 TRAIN,YANKI

REBBI I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH

WHY IS THAT,YANKI?

I HAVE A GOOD FEELING

THAT WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW JUST..MAYBE..LET'S SAY I IMAGINE SOMETHING GOOD...

YANKI, SHEYFELEH...LIFE IS NOT LIVED,IN IMAGINATION.I WISH YOU HAD AN EASIER..MORE PLEASANT LIFE..YANKI, REBBI DOES NOT MEAN TO SCARE YOU.. BUT YOUR FATHER IS IN BAD SHAPE

I KNOW YOU WANT ME NOT TO SCARED ..BUT ALSO TO BE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING REALLY BAD..RIGHT REBBI?

YES.. YANKI.

BUT IM ALLOWED TO DREAM

WHATEVER IT TAKES ...

I KNOW IT'S REALLY MORE COMPLICATED BECAUSE ...

YOUR, VERY SPECIAL MOTHER IS..

I KNOW, REBBI..AND MY MOTHER IS STILL MAD AT HIM..RIGHT REBBI?

YES YANKI.

SHES NOT MAD JUST HURT AND SAD..

YANKI ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE ONLY 12 YEARS OLD?

REBBI I AM GOING TO BEG HASHEM THAT I SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

YANKELEH! WE NEED A MIRACLE!

*Bing Bong*NEXSHTT SH-TH-OPP TWENNY EIFF SHTWEET

YANKI LETS GET OFF

WOW REBBI IS THIS A BIG STATION!WHERE DO WE GO?

UMM YANKI I WILL CHECK..I THINK.. NO WE GOT OFF AT THE RIGHT STOP..JUST.. I AM NOT SURE.. WHERE WE NEED TO EXIT..I WAS NEVER HERE BEFORE..

LETS ASK SOMEONE.

NO YANKI DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS

UM.. I THINK ... UHH..

REBBI WE ARE LOST.IN MANHATTAN.WOW!

UMM YESS ..I GUESS  WE ARE..

OK REBBI NOW WE BOTH NEED A MIRACLE.



HEH HEH RABBI YOUZE LOST??

NO. I .MEAN YES!

COME WIFF KHALEED IZE BEEN WAITIN FO' YOUZE!

WHATT??

IZE SAYZ " IZE BEEN WAITIN FO' YOUZE!"

WHO??

RABBI COME WIFF KHALEED YANKY NEEDS TO SEE HE DADDY QUICK!!!

WHO? WHAT?

FOLLOW ME.HEH HEH

WHO ARE YOU??

HEY RABII YOUZE JOOWISH PEEPIL ARE ALWAYS CHANGING DA SUBJECT! I KNOW A THANG OR TWO.HEH HEH.

HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE COMING?

HEY I KNOW DA SYSTEM
NOW FOLLOW KHALEED .THERE IS NO WAY TO GET YOUZE TWO IN DA HOSPITAL 'PAST DA POLICE WIFOUT DOINN' IT DA KHALEED WAY.HEH HEH

I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT MR.KHALEED!

HEH HEH

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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 26 Apr 2017 00:21 #311547

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  PART 32



WEEZ GONNA TAKE SOME SHORT CUTS TO DA CRAZY HOUSE

CRAZY HOUUSE??

HEH HEH.BELLVOO IS DA CRAZY HOUSE.OK WEEZ GONNA TAKE A FEW TUNNELS HERE.KEEP ON WALKIN.WEEZ AMOST HERE.

OK NOW WEEZ IN DA BASEMENT OF BELVOO.OK UP DA SERVICE ELLI-VATER .OK WEEZ ON DA ROOF NOW!DONT LOOK DOWN.ISS SCARY

Uh uh Kahaled are you sure about this?

RABBI IS DE ONLY WAY IN.AND DATS DA EASY PART.DA WAY OUT IS GONNA BE HARDER.HEH HEH

OK LET DA BOY GO DOWN DIS OLD AIR CONDISHINER CHUTE.
GOOD BOY YANKEE HEH HEH
K NOW ME AND DA RABBI IS GONNA COM FROM A NODER DOOR.YANKEE U GO TO DA END OF DA CHUTE.DERE IS A LOCKED GREEN DOOR DERE .IM GONNA GET YOU FROM DERE IN NO TIME

KHALED WHAT DID YOU DO?

RABBI PAY-SHINTS!PLEASE!
WEEZ GOONA COME UP THE REGULAH WAYZ

REBBI..REBBI...HELP!!REBBI!DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

HEY BOY YANKI KHALEED KNOWS DA SYSTEM!!DO NOT BE AFRAID (don't be afraid? - guard) YOUZE GOT NUFFIN TO FEAR! THE HIGHER GUARD IS WATCHIN 'OER YOUZE




*CHANIE THINKING..WHERE DID THAT CRAZY KHALEED..WHAT DID HE MEAN WHEN SAID "I'm GONNA FIND YOUZE SON"?
NOW HESHY IT"S YOU And I.

SAY SOMETHING!KHALEED SAYS YOU CAN TALK. NUU TALK.
WANT ME TO TALK FIRST?
HESHY! OK I WILL!!
HESHY I FORGIVE YOU!
DID YOU HEAR THAT??
I- FOR-GIVE YOU!!!

JUST LIVE,LIVE,LIVE!!!

LEARN.TO GIVE UP!GIVE UP YOUR FEARS YOUR LUST!
BY GIVING UP YOU WILL BE "POWERFUL" NOT "POWERLESS" - (By giving up? - Guard)
YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO TRUST.HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT FEAR,WITHOUT ANXIETY.

YOU WILL BE IN CONTROL WITHOUT BEING "CONTROLLING"

HESHY,PEOPLE WHO LIVE,THEY LOVE.YES LOVE.HESHY LOVE THAT GIVES THAT APPRECIATES,
LOVE,BEING ABLE TO SEE AND FEEL OTHERS NEEDS,THATS LOVE.UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!!

URGGGHHH Y-AA-NNN-KKK-III


HESHY!!!HESHY!!!HESHY!!!
YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

III N.NNNEEED Y-ANKI

HESHY.Easy.HESHY I WILL TRY TO FIND HIM.

III N.NNNEEED Y-ANKI ,,NNOW

HESHY .calm Calm CALM



YOUZE GOTTA LET DIS MAN INTO DA ROOM HE IS DEE RABBI
HEEZ GONNA SAY DE PRAYUZ

IM HEEZ HELPER HEEZ GAB-BEY.HEH HEH
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Re: STORY TIME - Harrys Son 26 Apr 2017 00:43 #311553

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"bardichev" post=30375 date=1259094268 catid=20
PART33


What am I doing up in this chute? Am I nuts?
Is Rebbi so irresponsible? Who was that guy??
Hashem help me! I am calling to you like Dovid Hamelech from the cave.
I am I the roof of the worlds most famous Mishigoim Hoiz
Mimamakim Kiraseecha Hashem!!
Ki Avee v'Imi azuvunee,vHashem Ya'sfeainee..
Oh.. I know the end Is very close.. It can't get worse than this... I hope..
Hey I hear voices..I am not imagining..
I hear that nut Khaleed ..I hear Mommy..
Yoish I miss her so badly..
Khaleed again ..let me listen..

HARRY! YOUZE ALIVE!!
IZE SEEN IT.WIFF MINE EYES,YO WIFE, DA LOVELY LADY SEEN IT!
NOW STOP PLAYIN' YOUZE GOTTA BE A "MAN"
YOUZE GOTTA SAY "I IS SORRY"
YOUZE BROKE DA LADYS HEART.
SHE READY TO FORGIVE YOU.
BUT HARRY THERE IS NO FREE LUNCHES.MAYBE IN THE BOWERY.
BUT YOUZE GONNA BEG FO FORGIVNESS.

URGHHHH! I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI!

Reb Hershel .I'm your sons Rebbe,Yecheskel Weinfeld.
I am so happy that you are getting better.soon you will go home.

I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI!

Yes,you will talk to him.
We just feel it is the right time for you to be "mikabel" on yourself,
for once and for all to be a husband first to your wife AND a father.

I WANT TO TALK TO YANKI NOW!!

TATTY!!TATTY!!

I Hear Yanki!urgggh

YOUZE NOT DREAMIN!HARRY.HEH HEH

TATTY!!TATTY!! I'm HERE!

HARRY.YOUZE THIS CLOSE
SURRENDER!!GIVE IN!
LET GO!  OF YOUZE EGO!

TATTY IM IN THE CEILING ABOVE YOUR BED.
JUST TELL MOMMY YOU LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
TATTY YOU CAN SAY IT!!!

Urrghhh CH-CHA-CHAN-II

LESS GO HARRY!!TALK UP!

I I ..Really apologize..I hate that I ruined 3 lives..If I get better..will you give me a chance to change?

BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP...

Heshy!!! Don't Die Now!!

BEEEEEEEEP!!!!

Urrgggh I AM SO SORRY!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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Wait! Wake him up! He didn't find GYE yet!! Where's Eliyahu Hanavi? We need some Techiyas hamesim in here! - Room 6. (Or is Kalheed really Eliyahu hanavi in disguise?)

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    "bardichev" post=30421 date=1259106517 catid=20
                                            PART 34

IS THAT IT?? IS THIS THE END?? IS MY HUSBAND DEAD??

LADY, SOUNDS LIKE IT TO ME.SAD.HEH HEH.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????

MRS.FREIDSTIEN ,HASHEM NASSAN HASHEM LAKACH..

RABBI WEINFELD WHERE IS YANKI??

LADY HEEZ RIGHT OVER HEAH. IZE GO FETCH HIM.

KHALEED YOU GET YANKI,I WILL SAY THE TEFILLOS.

RABBI, DID MY HUSBAND DO TESHUVAH BEFORE HE DIED?




KHALEED! THANKS FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THE CHUTE.

NO SWEAT KID.YANKI.HEH HEH.

KHALEEDD I SAW WHAT YOU DID !

KID KEEP YOUZE MOUF SHUT!! I CAN PULL A TRICK ON YOU TOO!!

KHALEED…

KID QUIET !!

UMM I..

KID YANKI KEEP YOUR MOUF SHUT!! ISS AN ORDER!!


POLICE,LET DIS GUY GO TO DO MORGUE.HEEZ DEAD.TELL DA SEARGENT.
YUP.DEAD STIFF. COLD. HEY WEEZ GONNA GO WIFF HIM TO DA MORGUE.
HEEZ WIFE HEEZ KID HEEZ RABBI.

HEY POLICE EASY .DEEZ PEOPLE JUST LOST DERR FAMILY MEMBAH.
HEY THEY HAVE THEIR OWN  CUSTOMS.
DATS WHY WEEZ GOT DA RABBI HEAH .HEEZ GONNA CALL DA SHOTS. YOUZE CAN SHOW SOME RESPEC.

HEY PLOICE,CHILL,CHILL,LET DA MAN BE DEAD AN BERRIED.YOUZE HANDS ARE NOT SO CLEAN.HEH HEH




KHALEED,CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

YES,RABBI.

UMM..DON’T WE NEED A DEATH CERTIFICATE? A DOCTOR? I DON’T UNDERSTAND…

RABBI, KHALEED KNOWS DA SYTEM.
OK I AKSING FO ALL OF YOUZE TO HANG ON TO MEEZ FO A FOO MO MINUTES.CHILL AND .GET READY!!

READY FOR WHAT KHALEED??

MOMMY,PLEASE PLEASE TRUST KHALEED.

WHY YANKI?? WHO IS HE??

I GUESS HE WAS TATTYS FRIEND.


OK WEEZ IN DA MORGUE NOW .IZE GONNA OPEN DA GARAGE GATE.WEEZ GONNA SNEAK HARRY OUT OF DA HOSPITAL.

OK YOUZE GONNA HELP ME PUSH DIS STRECHA ON TO DA AMBOOLANCE!!

OK ALL OF YOUZE GET IN.

RABBI WEINFELD I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE.IS THIS A “NESS” THAT WE GOT HIM OUT.WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?

MRS.FREIDSTIEN,I AM NOT SURE MYSELF.

OK ALL OF YOUZE KHALEEED IS DA AMBOOLANCE DRIVA TOO!! IZE WEAR MANY HATS.HEH HEH.
HOLD ON WE WILL BE BOOKIN GOTHAM FO NOW!!

KID YANKI. COME SIT UP FRONT.DONT YOU WANNA RIDE IN AN AMBOOLANCE.?



RABBI WEINFELD WHATS GOING ON ?? THIS IS WEIRD.

MRS FREIDSTIEN I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE BUT WE MAY HAVE WITNESSED BIG CHESED.





OK YANKI ISS ONY ME AN YOUZE UP FRON’ HEAH.

KHALEED ,MY FATHER IS NOT DEAD.RIGHT??

YANKI.HE IS LIVE AND WELL HE JUST SLEEPIN’

I KNOW I SAW YOU PULL THAT LITTLE PLUG THAT MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE’S DEAD

YANKEE BOY YOUZE A SMART KID.

WHATS THE PLAN KHALEED?

WEEZ GOTTA GET YOU DADDY OUT OF DA STATE. AS SOON AS WEEZ GOIN OVER DA GEORGE WASHI-TIN BRIDGE I WILL DUMP HIS WHOLE CRIMINAL DOCKET RIGHT IN DEE HUDSON RIVER.HEH HEH.
WEEZ GONNA BOOK 120 MILES POH HOUR TILL WE GIT TO PITTSBERG PENNSIL-VANE-YA
OVER THER THER IS A NICE JEWISH GUY DAT WILL TAKE CARE OF YO DADDY FO A WHILE.
ISS CALLED THERAPY.HEAVY THERAPY.ISS A NICE JOOWISH GUY LIKE YOO AN YO DADDY
.HEEZ SAVE MY LIFE.TOOK ME OFF DA STREETS.CLEAN ME UP GOOD.YUP I WAS ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A WAY TO PAY DA GOOD RABBI BACK .FO DA GOOD STUFFS HEEZ DID TO ME.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA BREAK IT TO MY MOTHER THAT HEES ALIVE?

HEH HEH ISS DA EASY PART YANKI.BOY.ISS EASY.

ISS A LOT EASIER TO BE ALIVE THEN TO PLAY DEAD.YANKI.BOY.

I REALIZE KHALEED, YOU ARE AN ANGEL

NO IM NOT IM JUST ALIVE!! YOUR DADDY WILL BE ALIVE TOO!

HE WASS DEAD FO DEE PAST FEW YEARS.HEES GONNA BE ALIVE NOW!!

REAL LIFE.REAL LOVE.THAT’S LIFE.HEH HEH






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    "bardichev" post=30427 date=1259108860 catid=20
                                            EPILOGUE

HESHY.IS A FATHER TO YANKI.HESHY FOUND THAT REAL LOVE WAS IN THE CONFINES OF HIS HOME.
CHANI IS THE WIFE AND MOTHER SHE ALWAYS WAQNTED TO BE.
HESHY REALIZES THE MORE YOU FOCUS ON RECEIVING LOVE THE MORE SELFISH YOU BECOME.
TODAY HESHY IS ALIVE. SO AM I . SO WILL YOU ALL BE.LIVE LIFE!!!!

WITH LOVE
bardichev







































LUV ALL OF YOUZE.khaleed.HEH HEH

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Re: STORY TIME 03 May 2017 02:45 #312170

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Hello. As my username suggests, I write stories. There is no guarantee that they are good, but I'm fairly certain that some of you have read my work in the past. I struggle from lust like the like the rest of us and I wanted to write a story about these issues. I obviously could not show it to the editors, and I hate editing myself so if it's choppy I hope you'll forgive me. This is the rough draft (that means you can  give suggestions too)

May I present
WHY-SIGH
Mike groaned as the screw fell yet again, "If I could just get some normal lighting in here" he muttered to himself. "Then i might actually be able to fix this thing'
There was nothing unusual about this job. Mike could almost predict it. It would be a cold day. He would be pressed for time with a long list of  furnaces to fix, when he'd get the call from the school. The furnace at Zichron Kedush was as old as Mike's truck, and that was pretty old.
'Most furnaces this age" he had told the administrator many times 'Have long been turned into scrap metal. It's time that the school gets its self a new commercial heating system instead of trying to find parts for this old machine each time that it breaks'.

'Come on Mike' Rabbi Hecht had said "you know we can hardly afford the oil for this machine. How can we possibly afford a whole new system?"
"Most machines don't even use oil!" Mike answered back, 'I'll even do the work for free!"
"That's very kind of you Mike", said Rabbi Hecht, but we're still talking over $10,000 just for the materials"
And so it was, that about once a month Mike would get the call, and head over to ZK to try to do t'chias hamasim on the old oil furnace.
The truth was, that deep down Mike was happy when Mrs. Kliner from ZK called him down. Mike was semi-retired and these days, he only took jobs that he liked. He didn't really need the money, but who wants to sit all day alone in a house with nothing to do?  He enjoyed being in Zichron Kedusha, the energy and excitement of the boys, the light that shone from their faces when they told a joke, it reminded him of his younger years.  If he timed the job right, he got to be there during lunch. Now, Mike didn't remember ever being served chocolate milk for lunch when he was a kid, but times were different. Sometimes he would change the light bulbs in the schools cafeteria while the boys were eating just to watch them. Mike felt happy around them, and his fatherly protective instincts which were never used in his own marriage swelled. As ridiculous as he knew it was, Mike felt that these were the children that he had never had, and he would do anything to protect them.

Chapter two

10:30 PM
All is dark outside.  "Connections available" blinked on the screen.  .... "obtaining ip address"..... "connected".  Good it's working. Password is still the same... his heart beating fast... a few clicks later and he was lost in a virtual reality of which no self respecting filter would allow.

Re: STORY TIME 04 May 2017 01:22 #312252

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Thank you for adding.
Bards story above was so long that I think this would be easier read on a new page.
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