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The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Mar 2016 20:49 #280853

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I guess you're not married yet...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Mar 2016 21:06 #280857

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markz wrote on 09 Mar 2016 20:49:
I guess you're not married yet...

Yep, how'd ya guess?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Mar 2016 21:12 #280861

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Marriage is like a workshop, the husband works and the wife shops....
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...



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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Mar 2016 21:14 #280864

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You wrote

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

After you're married you're gonna need an overdose of the depressed persons chill pills

Actually better, I wish you parnassa berevach!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Mar 2016 03:37 #280900

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DEPRESSION DAY

IS UPON US

Today is the most depressing day of the year. Hassidic teachings relate that the yearly cycle of joy peaks at the end of Tamuz which is when we begin to lower Joy (mema'atim be'simcha), and the cycle reaches its lowest point today.

So if you are feeling down, no worries!!! your hormones are in sync with the times!
If you are not depressed, what are you doing here????

To get out of the rut, you must read the first 103 pages of this thread before sundown tomorrow - LETS CHILL TOGETHER
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Mar 2016 03:48 #280903

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markz wrote on 10 Mar 2016 03:37:
DEPRESSION DAY

IS UPON US

Today is the most depressing day of the year. Hassidic teachings relate that the yearly cycle of joy peaks at the end of Tamuz which is when we begin to lower Joy (mema'atim be'simcha), and the cycle reaches its lowest point today.

So if you are feeling down, no worries!!! your hormones are in sync with the times!
If you are not depressed, what are you doing here????

To get out of the rut, you must read the first 103 pages of this thread before sundown tomorrow - LETS CHILL TOGETHER

today is depressing???? Its Adar! I'm chilling to the max

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Mar 2016 18:18 #281079

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Do not read my next post.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Mar 2016 18:18 #281080

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I told you not to read this post, why are you reading it!?!?!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Mar 2016 16:36 #281373

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I didn't read it, what do you mean?!
Admin put these lines here cuz he likes 'em:
"The heart needs to be broken when will-power is not enough"
"Get off the 18-Wheeler and onto a tricycle!"
"The heck with me, what can I do for you?"
"I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons!"

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Mar 2016 16:39 #281375

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Dov we are busy compiling the joke rule book - when to laugh, when to cry, so in the meanwhile if you don't get all the depressing comments just move on with life - and we're following you
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Mar 2016 20:02 #281400

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Dov wrote on 15 Mar 2016 16:36:
I didn't read it, what do you mean?!

Ayin l'el
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Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Mar 2016 00:28 #281424

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A husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and
early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide,
the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything there was!
Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park,
her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered
her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest
Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M& Ms.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and
lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of this story:
Even when the man is listening, he's still going to be wrong.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Mar 2016 20:15 #281530

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. 
He didn't have to hear about all the men Eve could have married, and she didn't have to hear about how well Adam’s mother cooked.

  I am that shocked that the above site has these types of jokes. sometimes in-laws come in handy.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 18 Mar 2016 17:35 #281749

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Probably my favourite thread from this whole website:)
Soberity is a journey NOT a destination 
 

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